#slytherin boy
Slytherin:
Sit on their lap to give them perfect eyeliner / Write comebacks to rude messages / Hype them up before they speak to their crushes / Lend them my hats to spice up their outfits / Give them honest advice when they’ve made bad choices / Try to help them achieve their goals
Ravenclaw:
Check the zodiac compatibility for their crushes / Listen to their weird dreams and try to interpret them / Write bad meme-filled fanfiction when they’ve had a bad day / Do intricate nail designs / Research anything they tell me they are a fan of / Lend them films so they can enjoy them, too
Gryffindor:
Speak to them loudly in French so they can avoid people / Make them feel better about their horrible flirting skills / Offer to be their second in a fight / Hold and massage their hand when they feel nervous / Redo their lipstick when they’re gonna see their crush / Send them wholesome memes
Hufflepuff:
Bring in cookies on my birthday so they can have treats, too / Sing their favourite songs when they’re sad / Send them pictures of pretty flowers / Motivate them to do their goddamn homework / Draw cartoons of them on their birthday cards / Play with their hair when they need a nap / Be the sensible, sober friend
The Houses as Popular Children’s Books
Hufflepuff:
Wonder, R J Palacio
Sweet and complex / Open hearted / Not without faults / Fights against cruelty one friendship at a time
Slytherin:
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Roald Dahl
Always excitingly unexpected / Embodies guilty pleasure / Unafraid to be critical / Success is equal measures of luck and work
Gryffindor:
Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland, Lewis Carroll
A true classic / Mixes the weird and wonderful / Drugs may (definitely) be involved / The greatest adventure is the one you create
Ravenclaw:
Percy Jackson and the Lightning Theif, Rick Riordan
Makes you feel intelligent / Keeps you transfixed for hours / Never give up on anyone / If you can’t find a solution, find a new angle
If you haven’t read any of these, I really recommend them! X