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Hogwarts houses as things I’ve said as a Skating Coach

Gryffindor: “I didn’t teach him that! He came up with that dangerous idea all on his own!”

Also

(to my own coach) “Now I understand the stress I put you through evertime I tried something stupid”

Slytherin: “I better come back in 6 years and find that you’re all better skaters than I ever was. Your challenge: kick my ass”

Ravenclaw: Apparently physics doesn’t apply to 6 year olds.

Hufflepuff: I know we all hate backwards… But what if I made it a GAME!?

HeLP

Stuck between being a ravenclaw and a hufflepuff and I don’t know which to pick!?!?! Minor existentiel crisis y'all:(

Gryffindor: Italian 

It’s passionate and sounds warm / The words roll off of your tongue, perfect for cursing out an enemy or praising someone you love / Italian culture has a big emphasis on family, and Gry needs the people they consider their family to help them shine / Same fundamentals as the Slytherin French, but thefeeling is different, more fiery and based on outright expression rather than carefully chosen words

Ravenclaw: Korean (South Korean)

A pleasingly methodical language / But that doesn’t mean it isn’t fun or doesn’t allow for creative expression / Korean culture values respect and academic understanding, two things Ravenclaw knows are important in their view of the world / Attitudes of Koreans and Ravenclaws are surprisingly similar, with an appreciation for history and culture paired with excitement for the developments the future brings and a love of witty humour

Hufflepuff: Danish

The language sounds friendly and fun / Have you ever encountered the Danish word ‘hygge’? It pretty much sums up the way Hufflepuffs like to live their life: everyday cosiness, with an emphasis on doing what is enjoyable to create happiness / Naturally, this attitude helps create a homely, warm and welcoming atmosphere that others sense around Huffs / Often forgotten and underappreciated, but those who notice are always pleasantly surprised by the little gem they’ve found

(I think everyone can benefit from the concept of Hygge, find out more in this article by the BBC: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-34345791  )

Slytherin: French

It’s a regal language, notoriously more difficult than it appears but so, so beautiful / Stuck up, but with good reason tbh / It’s a language of poetry, politics, and passion, but nothing seems done entirely spontaneously / There’s a feeling of a careful maintenance of appearances, but damn, they pull it off every time / Both have mastered the art of sounding like they’re complimenting you when they’re telling you how stupid you are

(I know this focuses predominantly on European languages, but I didn’t want to writ about languages I haven’t heard before and write something that misses the feel of the language/culture, but I’ll happily do one with other languages if you guys want :D )

Hufflepuff: On my cheek as you tell me how proud you are of me; please, interrupt my thoughts of work with a brief show of affection.

Gryffindor: On the lips as the tang of victory lingers in our grinning mouths - show me we have won together.

Ravenclaw: On my forehead when I mumble through my theories, and show me that a broken world is still tinted with curiosity.

Slytherin: On my hand as I envision our future, and be my anchor back to earth without grounding me completely.

Slytherin:

Sit on their lap to give them perfect eyeliner / Write comebacks to rude messages / Hype them up before they speak to their crushes / Lend them my hats to spice up their outfits / Give them honest advice when they’ve made bad choices / Try to help them achieve their goals

Ravenclaw:

Check the zodiac compatibility for their crushes / Listen to their weird dreams and try to interpret them / Write bad meme-filled fanfiction when they’ve had a bad day / Do intricate nail designs / Research anything they tell me they are a fan of / Lend them films so they can enjoy them, too

Gryffindor:

Speak to them loudly in French so they can avoid people / Make them feel better about their horrible flirting skills / Offer to be their second in a fight / Hold and massage their hand when they feel nervous / Redo their lipstick when they’re gonna see their crush / Send them wholesome memes

Hufflepuff:

Bring in cookies on my birthday so they can have treats, too / Sing their favourite songs when they’re sad / Send them pictures of pretty flowers / Motivate them to do their goddamn homework / Draw cartoons of them on their birthday cards / Play with their hair when they need a nap / Be the sensible, sober friend

The Houses as Popular Children’s Books

Hufflepuff:

Wonder, R J Palacio

Sweet and complex / Open hearted / Not without faults / Fights against cruelty one friendship at a time



Slytherin:

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Roald Dahl

Always excitingly unexpected / Embodies guilty pleasure / Unafraid to be critical / Success is equal measures of luck and work



Gryffindor:

Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland, Lewis Carroll

A true classic / Mixes the weird and wonderful / Drugs may (definitely) be involved / The greatest adventure is the one you create



Ravenclaw:

Percy Jackson and the Lightning Theif, Rick Riordan

Makes you feel intelligent / Keeps you transfixed for hours / Never give up on anyone / If you can’t find a solution, find a new angle



If you haven’t read any of these, I really recommend them! X

It may be early, but it’s already beginning to feel autumnal where I live, so I’m feeling excited!!! :D

Gryffindor:

Wants to jump into the BIGGEST leaf pile and carve the SCARIEST pumpkin / Starts to subtlety smell of bonfires and spice / Buys their sparklers and fireworks in bulk / Jams out to ‘ Monster Mash’ and ‘Time Warp’ in the lead-up to Halloween

Ravenclaw:

Want to sit in a café and read whilst sipping a seasonal drink / Gets in the mood for Halloween by reading conspiracies and Creepypasta, and watching Buzzfeed Unsolved / Loves wearing extra scarves / Their chilled evenings-in feel so much more satisfying when it’s cold outside

Hufflepuff:

Overdoses on Halloween sweets / Wants to watch as many horror films as possible (will probably end up watching Disney after they’ve finished traumatising themselves) / Looks cute in oversized jumpers / Cold weather is the best excuse for them to drink hot chocolate every day

Slytherin:

Feels more powerful when Halloween is in the air / Has ‘The Nightmare Before Christmas’ on loop, and likes to yell out ‘THIS IS HALLOWEEN’ at any given moment / They start to play with even darker make-up and clothing / Feels safe when they’re wrapped up inside and it’s miserable outside

Ravenclaw: Up until today I thought you were good at math.

Hufflepuff: I’m gay! What did you expect???

Ravenclaw: Why are you always so paranoid?

Hufflepuff:I threw a boomerang many years ago and it never came back. Now I live in constant fear.

Hufflepuff: You two seem kind of out of it today. What did you eat for breakfast?

Ravenclaw:Don’t be silly, what I ate this morning has nothing to do with my current state.

Hufflepuff:Gryffindor, what was your breakfast?

Gryffindor:M&M cereal.

Hufflepuff:Oh god, you see! That’s what I mean, I didn’t even know M&Ms made a cereal!

Gryffindor:They don’t, it’s just M&Ms in a bowl with milk.

veraki01:

First comic from Hogwarts incorrect quotes

Inspired by amazing @shitthehousessay

What cute art!

-Mel (the Slytherin)

Ravenclaw: do you take constructive criticism?

Hufflepuff: *already crying* sure what’s up

Hufflepuff: my shwarma fell apart

Ravenclaw: oh no

Ravenclaw: are you solution oriented about it or in the feelings stage?

Meanwhile, what other students talked about that weren’t in the book

Stud A : This ink keeps on spilling, wish we have something to replace this quills

Stud B : Have you heard of a pen? Muggles use those

Stud B : Pen? Is it edible?


Stud A : My friends got knocked out on the quidditch field

Stud B : Are they okay?

Stud A : They don’t remember me now


Stud A : You owe me ten galleons

Stud B :*giving A 100 galleons*

Stud A : Do you think it’s too much?

Stud B : I don’t know, I can’t do math


Stud A : How do babies born?

Stud B : Uh, i though they fall from the sky?

Stud A : I though i was apparating to my parents’ house when i was a baby. Don’t remember doing that, though


Stud A : I heard those muggleborns laughing on a piece of block. They should be admitted to st mungo’s

Stud B : Some of them talk to the block! What a weird creature


Stud A : Man, poor that new professor

Stud B : What happened?

Stud A : Fell off the grand stair case on the first day. Never be seen again

Your girl is going to be a second year student in a couple months!

Although they share the same name which is Aurora Ranvier, her traits are 100% different than how i portrayed her as y/n here and in my drawings. This Aurora is everything that tumblr Aurora isn’t. She’s grumpy, sensitive, hot headed, quiet, awkward, but she’s quite bright. While tumblr Aurora is as chaotic as the twins.

I wanted to do some character development throughout her times at Hogwarts. She’s pretty adventurous, but she is nowhere fearless, she’s scared of ghost. I would love to share her background stories here as well in the form of fanfic. But for now, here’s first year Aurora and second year Aurora side by side

Oh, if you’re wondering what’s this is about, she’s a character that I created on Hogwarts.io orrrrrr if you are French, you could visit poudlard.fr instead

¿Por que no Las dos?

The red circle on the calendar glared at her mockingly. Game Night. The lady in the picture on the calendar litterally glared at her and she took that as her cue to stop staring at a wall and stalling and just go play a stupid game.

They’d been asking about it for months after she accidentally mentioned playing the game with her family on vacations. Her muggle family. She didn’t hate her family or even her status as a “muggleborn student”. But in slytherin, she heard it could be a touchy subject. Anywho.

She grabbed the cardboard box and headed into the common room.

The noise of about a dozen children, caffeinated at nearly midnight on a Friday, was enough to get her spirits higher.

“Who’s ready for Monopoly, Bitches!”

A mixture of excited responses and reprimands for cursing came at twice the volume. Beaming excitedly (albeit a bit nervous) she took up her throne at the end of the table, proudly donning the Game Master cape, and began explaining the rules of the game. Everyone seemed so excited. Their arguement over the player pieces. The multiple death threats. So many people in jail. At some point, one of the older students brought out a large box that they promptly marked as the jail. Yes it was used.

“Just so you know, I’m going to remember this next week when people start asking for notes or study help for finals.” A rather disgruntled ravenclaw threatened to deaf ears from the jail.

“Just so you know, maybe you shouldn’t have bought my last property, loser.” A first year at the end of the table shot back, earning a round of laughter from everyone at the table.

“This is one the the best game nights weve had in a really long time. You’re malicious! And to think we thought you might belong to hufflepuff.” To her right, her best friend teased where only they could hear.

“To think I was afraid people would think this game was stupid. It’s just.. well is a sill little-” flustered, she stumbled over her grasp of vocabulary.

“No one would ever make fun of you because it’s a muggle game. It’s a fun game, you got travis to sit in a cardboard box for 23 minutes. Any game that can do that is a good game in my book. No matter where it came from.” Her best friend proudly declared, rolling the dice.

The laughter fell.

There was a silence as everyone counted the number of spaces and terror filled their expressions.

Her best friend solemnly moved a little metal caricature onto one of her properties. With great care. “Mate. Ol pal. Mi amigo. We can talk about this.”

Muggle born or not, a slytherin is a slytherin.

“Nah. Pay up, mate.”

6th year chaos crew, constant shenanigans and a whole lot of gay. Come join our modern Hogwarts roleplay discord server and live out your dream of being a student at Hogwarts.


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Learned of a new flag for this Pride Month.Dedicated AroAce flag instead of having to mix the separa

Learned of a new flag for this Pride Month.

Dedicated AroAce flag instead of having to mix the separate Aro flag and Ace flag. Nice and sunsetty/sunrisy. 

Though I’ll probably stick to the mix cuz I’m addicted to the purple of the ace flag. 

Enjoy!


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