“The trick is learning to be okay with things not happening as you imagined they would and try again.”

-luna

How in the hell have I been sleeping on Michael Langdon from AHS: Apocalypse?

I pretend to have convictions and good morals, but all Satan would have to do is appear as a handsome man with luscious hair and I’d gladly spend an eternity in hell. I’m EASILY susceptible.

Sorry, mom. ‍♀️

Nothing, Mom, i swear-

Almost as soon as I started this blog I didn’t want to clutter the blog with replies to messages, so I redirected everyone to ask.fm.

I believe I’m now finding more value in keeping an audience engaged (if you’re gone from the internet for a month that means you’re DEAD) so I’m changing that back. 

… There’s also been 95% less questions since I made that policy, so maybe that was a mistake in that regard as well.

I won’t be doing singular answers though, most likely. I’ll be answering in bulk since I’ve seen some other artists do this and it’s a great solution to less clutter.

So uhh, if you wanna ask something about dicks and how good they are, I guess this is the moment?