#writer memes
Writing is just. Random shower thoughts. Existential crisis. Writing two sentences. Scrolling through Pinterest for half a day. Crying. Not writing for three weeks. More existential crisis. It’s 3am and you’re writing two chapters at once while on eight cans of red bull. Panicky flipping through all of your Notebooks and note book Apps and family trees for that one character’s last name instead of just re-reading your last chapter. existential crisis. Shower thoughts.
spending the entire day writing one paragraph
spending the entire day writing one paragraph
brain:i have a book idea!
me:oh good! what’s the plot?
brain:character.
me:ooh okay thanks for the character, but what’s the plot?
brain:character.
me:yeah okay i get that, thank you, but i do need a pl-
brain:Character.
Working on a new fic, here’s the bulletin board
It be like that sometimes…
((Credit to @badart.work on Instagram who drew the original picture!))
Not knowing how the plot will proceed now that the pairing is happily together
I’m a simple gal, what should i say
Nothing, Mom, i swear-
A friendly reminder
Me: constantly has amazingly elaborate scenes playing in my mind for 5 different fics I really want to write.
Also me when I finally sit down to write any of them:
P.S. also FU Wattpad for effing up the emoji uses and dropkicking your pm off a cliff and cursing the entire universe with the update from last year no one likes watching 2-3 unskippable ads after every chapter in a fanfiction and I used to be able to download my entire library for FREE when I joined can the old Wattpad come to the phone RN??? I don’t why I cried but I think it’s cuz I remembered for the first time since I hated you that I used to love you will the real slim watty please stand up
The biggest cliches are actually the least cliche since everyone avoids them like the plague.
Have an idea for your story but it’s too cliche? Nothing is too cliche. Things are cliche because people can’t get enough of that shit. Go and make that bitch the hugest cliche anyone has ever fucking seen and I will fully endorse it.
Uploading a story to another platform for a false sense of productivity be like
Some of you may die, but that is a sacrifice I am willing to make.
Ah, yeah.
Send a symbol and I’ll describe or draw the following:
▲ my muse as a child
◄ my muse as a teenager
► my muse as a young adult
▼my muse in their middle ages
▼+ my muse in their old age*if to a multi-muse blog, specify the muse!
*makes a smart character* *realizes im the one who has to make them smart*
@buckysbabygorl literally you but not even a sentence, you just added an extra plot point and then came up with an entirely separate one shot
“I posted more fanfic”
“Is it BFB?”
“…”
“It’s another oneshot—”
“—yeah it’s a Bucky oneshot”
we’ve got friends to lovers and friends with benefits and enemies to lovers, so when are we gonna get enemies with benefits?
the sexual tension between me and the new wip idea that’s been sitting in the back of my head and distracting me the whole day