#source the mighty boosh

Lucius:DO NOT TOUCH ME!

Snape: It’s just me calm down.

Lucius:Oh, I’m sorry Severus, you know what I’m like when I comes to clothes.

Lucius:Remember that time I pushed a toddler infront of a hippogriff because he was standing on my Topshop voucher?

Snape:Yes, I believe that poor Draco still has the scar.