skyelentnight:

ungratefullittleshit:

The guy who has no idea how brooms work:

This guy that is pretty sure he was just kicked:

This guy who has no control over his arm movements:

My goal in the acting career: to make a fool of myself in the background

lorenzobane:

Julian and Garak’s Book Club Challenge

Okay- I lied, and I will issue a formal challenge because I think it’ll be fun. If you are a Garashir content creator, I am challenging you to write/draw/sing/interpretive dance Julian and Garak discussing a specific piece of media with a caveat:

• Theycannot be Shakespeare or Jane Austen (including specific productions or movies like 10 Things I Hate About You orCluelessor the Kenneth Branagh Hamlet)
• This caveat is basically just for fun- I’d love to see more variety in the things this book club reads and watches. You’re also welcome to ignore me, lol

It can be as long or as short as you want it to be, but it mustinclude a direct discussion of a specific piece of media.

Types of Media that docount:

• Novels/Novellas/ Short Stories
• Plays/Screenplays
• Movies/Holomovies
• Dance Performances (please link to a video if you’re picking a performance)
• Fictional Media (books that only exist in the Star Trek Universe or books that couldexist in the Star Trek Universe. If you want to write them reacting to a Breen Folktale or something I support that)
• Songs/Poems

I’m tagging a few writers in the fandom that I know and love the work of, but I’m sure I’m missing people. So feel free to tag other people or to just do it for fun!

Last note: if you do decide to do this, I’d love to be @’d in your post :)

@vermin-disciple@shakespearevillain@the-last-dillpickle@section-69@philosopherking1887@sapphosewrites@kaelio

(Also, you guys can feel free to just ignore this if you don’t want to)

I wasn’t tagged, but this popped immediately into my head and I had to share.

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“I dare say, you should have offered some warning when you recommended it, doctor. It nearly brought me to tears.”

“It… did?” Bashir slowly put down his spoon. “Which part, exactly?”

“Oh, all of it, certainly. But there’s something to be said of the grim irony of the dance in the final chapter: Swan’s leg may be broken, but it is Cullen who has been hobbled.”

“Hobbled–?”

“I was surprised to find so blatant a morality tale among human literature. Particularly one decrying the danger of sentiment.”

“Garak, it’s a lovestory.”

“Aren’t you always going on about the popularity of the unreliable narrator as a device? Swan may interpret the affair as a romance, but all evidence shows that she is his undoing. Before their meeting Cullen had a decades-long career without discovery, and within a few short months of meeting her he is nearly exposed a half dozen times over, he’s dragged into unnecessary territory disputes, and his family is forced to flee their home. He is compromised.” He stabs his own utensil at Bashir in emphasis. “I can see why it sparked some controversy in its time.”

“Really?” Bashir said dryly. “And you don’t think it had anything to do with Cullen breaking into her room at night and watching her sleep?”

Garak flashed a toothy smile. “My dear doctor. Whatever would be objectionable about that? You certainly didn’t seem to mind.”

It was always so lovely watching the young doctor blush.

Mar. 7th, 2021

Today, Data made heart-shaped cookies.

Mar. 6th, 2021

Today, Data wore a cat-shaped band-aid on his cheek!

Mar. 5th, 2021

Today, Data was gifted a box of novelty cat-shaped band-aids. He has no practical use for them. However, it would certainly be rude not to use the gift.

Mar. 4th, 2021

Today, Data did some spring cleaning! He used the KonMari method to tidy his quarters.

Mar. 3rd, 2021

Today, Data wore mismatched socks.

Mar. 2nd, 2021

Today, Data put a harness on Spot and took her for a walk.

Mar. 1st, 2021

Today, Data replicated flameless candles for his quarters.

Feb. 28th, 2021

Today, Data chewed bubble gum and blew bubbles with it.

Feb. 27th, 2021

Today, Data played the ancient Earth “Pokémon cards.”

Feb. 26th, 2021

Today, Data portrayed Mordechai in the Enterprise’s Purim play in Ten Forward. Hamantaschen and synthehol was served and enjoyed by the crew, and the celebration was lively!

Feb. 25th, 2021

Today, Data made several batches of hamantaschen in preparation for tomorrow.

Feb. 24th, 2021

Today, Data used washi tape to decorate a notebook.

Feb. 23rd, 2021

Today, Data rehearsed for an Enterprise play that will be performed on Friday.

Feb. 22nd, 2021

Today, Data wore corduroy pants and platform shoes during his recreation time!

Feb. 21st, 2021

Today, Data made bath bombs.