#thank you anon
Mar. 2nd, 2021
Today, Data put a harness on Spot and took her for a walk.
Joe and Margaret on set of Stars at Noon via markheadley
So, um…I have a sudden urge to write pirate whump.
I haven’t had this urge in forever.
And I need to make it happen.
Well, I made it happen! Thanks to a snippet request
Thank you so much for the request, Anon!
if i was a court jester i’d flirt with the king at any given opportunity. subtle at first but if he was interested and we’d share banter then i’d sit in his lap. then he would say i’m the funniest silliest little man alive and kiss me with tongue
how could he NOT fall in love with me though like i am literally there making him giggle, daily. a grown man covered in gold and he is just laughing at my stupid little jokes. i have that bastard wrapped around my finger. He knows it
all part of the plan
Savage: If you get too drunk to drive, let me know, ‘cause I will be too, and we can be twins.
Maul: Terrible things happen to good people every day. Consequentially, I am not one of the good people, I am one of the terrible things.
Maul: I only feel one emotion and it’s anger.
Savage: Last night you drunk texted me like a hundred heart emojis
Maul: Out of anger.
Savage: Brother -
Maul: Apprentice, if the next two words out of your mouth aren’t ‘see ya’ then the third word will be 'oh my god, my crotch, you’ve punched me in the crotch.“
Savage: See ya!
Maul: What’s wrong with the way I dress?
Fans: Y’know, some people might say all that black leather kind of makes you look like an evil villain. Not me. I think it makes you look like a sexy motorcycle.
*sips tea*
That’s goddamn wholesome
For anyone looking for a new job!
༄ Announcement༄
I am currently working on smaller requests/submissions. I thought I might as well try to come back after the whole trying leave but not settling down well event. These smaller writing pieces are - see it as a sorry for bringing up the idea and kicking up dust.
There was an anon who sent a really needed ask, which I have zero words to express the way I feel towards your loving words. I wish it wasn’t anonymous because I could have sent back a really late reply just for the two of us to see. I’m sorry for not finding the words a lot sooner. I just wanted to say thank you very very much <3
I hope to be posting these small pieces soon.
I love you all, have a dazzling day/night,and please with all my heart take great care of yourselves <3
-LM