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Hatchetverse Fanfiction


Chapters: 1/3

Fandom:Hatchetfield Universe - Team Starkid

Rating: Teen and Up Audiences

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Relationships: Emma Perkins & Jane Perkins, Tom Houston/Jane Perkins, Paul Matthews/Emma Perkins, Tim Houston & Tom Houston, Tim Houston & Emma Perkins, Tom Houston & Emma Perkins, Tim Houston & Paul Matthews, Becky Barnes/Tom Houston, Tim Houston & Jane Perkins

Characters: Jane Perkins, Emma Perkins, Tim Houston, Tom Houston, Paul Matthews, Becky Barnes (Black Friday), Douglas “Duke” Keane

Additional Tags: First chapter is Jane-centric, Angst, well well well if it isn’t the consequences of my own actions, Nightmare Time Episode 5: Jane’s a Car, Takes place just after that episode, Basically that episode left me with so many questions, Mostly just ‘what the fuck?’ over and over again, But oddly enough my biggest question was how would Jane react to Emma’s return. Autistic Paul Matthews, Because would I really be me if my fic didn’t have an autistic character?

Series:The Hatchetfield Chronicles

Summary: Jane looked to the Peanuts clock on Tim’s bedside table. Who on earth would be knocking on the front door at 2am? She wondered, slipping out of Tim’s room. When she pried open the door, it was to see a couple of police officers and a shaggy-haired man stood in front of the door. She felt her breath shorten, a wave of familiarity washing over her. She’d been here before.

In which Jane learns of the consequences of her actions.

Hatchetfield Fanfiction

Chapters: 2/3

Fandom:Hatchetfield Universe - Team Starkid

Rating: Teen and Up Audiences

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Relationships: Emma Perkins & Jane Perkins, Tom Houston/Jane Perkins, Paul Matthews/Emma Perkins, Tim Houston & Tom Houston, Tim Houston & Emma Perkins, Tom Houston & Emma Perkins, Tim Houston & Paul Matthews, Becky Barnes/Tom Houston, Tim Houston & Jane Perkins

Characters: Jane Perkins, Emma Perkins, Tim Houston, Tom Houston, Paul Matthews, Becky Barnes (Black Friday), Douglas “Duke” Keane, Bill Woodward, Alice Woodward, Charlotte (The Guy Who Didn’t Like Musicals)

New Tags: Second chapter is Emma-centric, And has a lot of Paulkins, Paul and Emma are bi4bi

Series:The Hatchetfield Chronicles

Chapter Summary: Emma tugged at Paul’s hand, pulling him through to the dining room. Paul sat on the edge of the dining table.

‘I know when we talked about kids, we said we’d wait a couple of years until we were more settled, but —‘

‘Emma.’ Paul spoke without hesitation, his voice gentle, but firm. He grasped her arms lightly and pulled her in between his legs. He leaned forward to rest his forehead against hers. ‘Of course we’re going to take Tim in.’

i’m really tempted to make another songs = character thing because it’s been about a year since i did one and now that black friday has been out i wanna do it again

Tell me this is not how that scene went.

Black Friday spoilers

There are a lot of unanswered questions about Black Friday but the biggest one is…

Why is Gerald not allowed within 1000 feet of a Cinnabon?

This is so adorable

Black Friday spoilers

If the Hatchetfield shows take place in different universes with the same characters, does that mean there could be an Emma and Paul duet in the future?

Black Friday spoilers

Starkid: okay we need two ridiculous characters for one quick scene.

Lauren and Joey:

Black Friday spoilers!

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Best lyrics of each Black Friday song

(Just my opinion)

1. Tickle me wiggle jingle: “his body’s made out of foam that’s certified laundry safe”

2. What Tim Wants: “And then Flash! Bang! Jane…Flash! Bang! Nothing’s the same”

3. CaliforM.I.A.: “My mom’s a bitch!”

4. What do you say?: “I’ll think I’ll step in and help her, You don’t half of a chance bitch”

5. Our doors are open: “did you know if you spend money, your kids will love you maybe”

6. Feast or Famine: “you never should settle for a lifetime that is handed to you, there’s always a line to be cut and someone to barrel through”

7. Monsters and Men: “there are monsters and there are men, there are monsters that live in your head”

8. Deck the halls (of northville high): “and we’ll beat south high cause we’re naughty not nice”

9. Take me Back: “you and I were meant to be something more than a faded memory”

10. Adore me: “I guarantee I’ll destroy everything in my path, unless I get what I SHIT”

11. Do you want to play?: “Do you want to play with me? Lovely girl, lovely girl”

12. Made in America: “just sprinkle it with dust and a gob of fucking lust”

13. Black Friday: “Friday is black for me, only my ashes will see the sea”

14. Monsters and Men (reprise): “your time has come now Lex, when your Friday’s Black, it’s time to lead the pack”

15. If I fail you: “if I fail you one more time, the mountain I would have to climb, is so high up that I would have to die”

16. Wiggle: “oh the plans he has for you and me, me more favorably, the earth is looking good and ripe”

17. What if tomorrow comes: “what if tomorrow comes to break the dawn, and take the night away”

Black Friday spoilers without context

Black Friday spoilers kinda

Does anybody else absolutely fucking love Feast or Famine?

Black Friday spoilers

I love all the Black Friday characters but I think we can all agree that one is above the rest…

It’s Gerald.

Black Friday Spoilers


Gerald is the Alexa of Black Friday sent tweet.

Listen to the lyrics and tell me this doesn’t sound like Linda’s (aka Lauren’s) song

Congratulations to the Starkid prop designer for creating the creepiest god damn teddy bear ever

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