#a very potter senior year
I’m back to Starkid, so, I’ve watched “A Very Potter Senior Year and my very first reaction was: “That’s real Luna!” – meaning that it’s an actress who played Luna in the movies. That was cool. The plot is basically (mostly) based on the second book – “The Chamber of Secrets”, just Tom is showing Ginny through the diary… oh, sorry, journal flashbacks, which Dumbledore was showing Harry in the sixth book. We get to know why Tom’s always dancing – Dumbledore taught him. By the way, his dancing philosophy reminded me of something: “When the world sucks, just dance!” = “If your hands are shaking, make them jazz hands!” (From “The Prom”) Harry hearing the Basilisk – “Snake” was very funny! It was probably one of the best jokes, actually. I also liked, how Draco tries to remind Harry that they are friends and started retelling their school years – so, we get to know, that in the third year they actually got to Pigfarts and there were “singing, dancing and clean jokes”. Lockhart was also interesting – in this interpretation, he didn’t steal somebody’s deeds, but he steals muggle books and sells them in the magic world. (Spoilers!) He also made Hermione (who was in love with him and was writing explicit smut fanfiction based on his books) write him about Harry’s adventures, “fixed” it and wrote the original “Harry Potter” books that way. He was going to sell them in the muggle world. Harry, by the way, also had problems with Lockhart, because he was stealing his fame, so Harry tried to become popular again, but the only thing he did for it – broke up with Ginny. When the Chamber was open, he was accused of opening it – Lockhart said, that Potter decided to create a mystery for himself to solve it and restore popularity. By the way, there was an unexpected Death Note reference (that to see Tom, you have to touch the journal) – this stuff is pursuing me. Well, getting back to the plot – when all this Chamber stuff got intense Harry decided to leave, because he was under too much stress and pressure. He went to the Godric’s Hollow, opened the lucky snitch, found the resurrection stone inside it and talked to his parents, to Sirius and Remus. And to Cedric. Oh my god, Cedric Diggory and Lily – officially the weirdest stuff I’ve ever seen in my life. Cedric and Lily are married in heaven. Harry also talked to Severus. Well, of course, then Ron brought him back to school, they fought the Basilisk and won. Everybody’s happy, the only victim in Scarfy (rest in peace), Ron proposes to Hermione and she says yes. The last scene, platform 9¾, Harry sends his son – Albus Scarfy to Hogwarts and that’s okay, but you know whom do we see next. Quirrell and Voldemort together (as at the end of the very first musical) sending their daughter to school. Oh good Lord in Hell, I cried and they did everything to make me – they made the girl call them “daddies”, they made Voldemort give a speech about found family and love and they made Quirrell say “Okay is wonderful!”. I’m super dead.
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Basically Harry Potter 4 - 7 summarised in a photo
Guys just imagine Reyna and Octavian aggressively singing This School is Mine from AVPSY to each other
Reyna:
You know nothing of my life
All I am is what I do
I cannot let you win
You snobbish, evil brat
Surrender now
Before I come for you
Octavian:
You will all bow down to me
Your reign is at an end
You are the not the Praetor you think
You are nothing but a fool
I see you now
You never were my friend
Both:
At last the lines are drawn into the sand
At last I know exactly where I stand
You may think that I am on the decline
But tonight this camp is mine!
Yes tonight this camp is mine!
Starkid jokes that make you realize just how silly the Harry Potter books are.
Part 2
This is a Tyler Brunsman appreciation post
Starkid jokes that make you realize just how silly the Harry Potter books are.
(I love these nerds so much)
If you can think of others leave them in the comments!
gotta-get-back-to-hatchetfield:
Since people seemed to enjoy my Twisted one, I present a comparative analysis of plays based on Harry Potter:
@ me to myself every time a minor inconvenience happens
Rules of playing Hide-and-seek in Hogwarts
by an annoyed Ravenclaw
1) Never let Hufflepuffs search, they are particularly good finders.
2) No hiding in The Room of Requirement.
3) Hiding/searching in Potions class and/or Snape’s office at your own responsibility.
4) Invisibility cloaks not allowed, Potter.
5) Being the seeker doesn’t give you the right to call other players “snitches”.
6) Cats do NOT count as Professor McGonagall.
7) Polyjuice potion is illegal.
Person: Can you stop talking about Spiderman: Far From Home for just one second? It’s not that big deal!
Me:
I’ve just watched
“The guy who didn’t like musicals”
Note: If you don’t know what that is, go check out “Team Starkid” channel on YouTube, your life is going to get so much better
SPOILER ALERT
I mean it’s amazing as always, I wouldn’t expect anything less from team Starkid
BUT EVERY TIME THE PROFESSOR SAID “Alexa” I WAS WAITING FOR HIM TO SAY “Play Despacito” AND IT DIDN’T HAPPEN
So this is the first and only time I was disappointed by team Starkid in any way
It is still amazing though
La Dee Da Da Day is stuck in my head and I can’t get rid of it
(Also, I’m so gay for Lauren and Mariah)
(Also, they were singing Moana)
Harry uses Expelliarmus rather than Avada Kedavra because Hermione once told him that expelling is worse than death and he has learned not to question her judgement…
Snickers commercial: You’re not you when you’re hungry
Ron, always hungry: Who am I?
Holy musical batman is the best batman related thing to ever happen ever. Ever.