#a very potter musical
Hazel talking to his therapist: You think killing people might make them like you, but it doesn’t. It just makes people dead.
The therapist:
Broke: Dumbledore trusts Snape because he knows Snape loves Lily and the only reason he lives is to protect her son
Woke:
THIS
Starkid jokes that make you realize just how silly the Harry Potter books are.
Part 2
The Apocalyptour Outfits
LOOK AT THESE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE
This is a Tyler Brunsman appreciation post
Starkid jokes that make you realize just how silly the Harry Potter books are.
(I love these nerds so much)
If you can think of others leave them in the comments!
This bit never gets old
Basically Harry Potter 4 - 7 summarised in a photo
gotta-get-back-to-hatchetfield:
Since people seemed to enjoy my Twisted one, I present a comparative analysis of plays based on Harry Potter:
Just found this gem in the StarKid 9th anniversary livestream
The way the hat just slides off while Lauren stares blank faced makes me cackle
Gonna tell my kids that this was the cast of Harry Potter
@ me to myself every time a minor inconvenience happens
Rules of playing Hide-and-seek in Hogwarts
by an annoyed Ravenclaw
1) Never let Hufflepuffs search, they are particularly good finders.
2) No hiding in The Room of Requirement.
3) Hiding/searching in Potions class and/or Snape’s office at your own responsibility.
4) Invisibility cloaks not allowed, Potter.
5) Being the seeker doesn’t give you the right to call other players “snitches”.
6) Cats do NOT count as Professor McGonagall.
7) Polyjuice potion is illegal.
Person: Can you stop talking about Spiderman: Far From Home for just one second? It’s not that big deal!
Me:
I’ve just watched
“The guy who didn’t like musicals”
Note: If you don’t know what that is, go check out “Team Starkid” channel on YouTube, your life is going to get so much better
SPOILER ALERT
I mean it’s amazing as always, I wouldn’t expect anything less from team Starkid
BUT EVERY TIME THE PROFESSOR SAID “Alexa” I WAS WAITING FOR HIM TO SAY “Play Despacito” AND IT DIDN’T HAPPEN
So this is the first and only time I was disappointed by team Starkid in any way
It is still amazing though
La Dee Da Da Day is stuck in my head and I can’t get rid of it
(Also, I’m so gay for Lauren and Mariah)
(Also, they were singing Moana)
Harry uses Expelliarmus rather than Avada Kedavra because Hermione once told him that expelling is worse than death and he has learned not to question her judgement…
Snickers commercial: You’re not you when you’re hungry
Ron, always hungry: Who am I?
I’m…I’m a Hufflepuff who is trying my best to FIND my brother and the Cursed Vaults
Yes. Now I am obsessed with musical theatre.
Movie Harry: Who are you?
Musical Harry: I’m you but I can say “Fuck”
Congratulations to the Starkid prop designer for creating the creepiest god damn teddy bear ever
So I’m going to public school for the first time ever (I’ve been homeschooled) and it is the farthest thing from Hogwarts ever and I’m sad…
-me when giving advice