TCF Summary Arc by Arc (Part 2/8)

Every TCF story arc in a nutshell

Volume 2: chapters 100-199

Dragon Worshippers, Act 1
Cale: According to the novel all Elves are obsessive dragon simps, so let’s avoid-
Obante: Gasp! That aura! Sir, are you a dragon??
Cale: (Well f***)
Raon: Hello!
The Dark Elves: *simp mode activated*
Cale: (IGNORE)
*Cale mistaken as a dragon counter: 2*

Securing Allies
Cale:*at the Jungle, Roan, Breck and Whipper Kingdoms* You get an alliance, you get an alliance, you get an alliance, everybody gets an alliance!
Alberu: *headache mode activated* …You’re driving me nuts

Dragon Worshippers, Act 2
Cale: I need to visit this mountain to get the fire power, but there’s an Elf Village nearby, so let’s avoid-
Jeet: Gasp! That aura! Is that a dragon??
Cale: (Well f***)
Cale: Raon, spin in circles for a bit
Raon: (Spinning is so much fun!)
Jeet: (There’s no way such a dignified creature would be spinning. That red-haired dragon must be doing it for a distraction!)
Jeet:*simp mode activated*
Cale: (IGNORE)
*Cale mistaken as a dragon counter: 3*

Saving the Elf Village
Cale: *gets another power*
Cale: Great, I’ve got all the full power set I wanted. Now let’s just-
Pendrick: Would you mind saving our village?
Cale: (Well f***)
Arm: Haha, we’re going to poison all of you Elves with dead mana and steal your branch of the World Tree!
Cale: Oh look, free dead mana
Arm: Huh?! It’s those bastards in fake uniforms again!!
Cale:*blasts them with fire*
Also Cale: *coughs blood and faints*
Cale’s group: *turns murderous*
Arm: Wait, we didn’t even-
Cale’s group: *goes on a war path*
*Cale coughs blood and/or faints counter: 2*

Dragon Worshippers, Act 3
Cale: *wakes up in a flower garden Disney princess style*
Cale: Wait, it’s been 3 days? Why are you all still in the same outfits??
Cale’s group: *awkward*
The Elves: He’s got a dragon’s protection!
The Elves: *simp mode activated*
Cale: Oh look, free manual labor

Scamming Toonka, But Also With ✨Friendship✨
Cale: *discovers very important research in the Magic Tower*
Cale: How about I copy half of it and sell it back to Toonka for the price I bought the tower for?
Alberu: It wasn’t even YOUR money, you bastard. Sell it back for half the price and have them eternally grateful to you.
Cale: Sounds good. Choi Han, act
Choi Han: What. Is. This. How. Odd-
Cale: I am never letting you act again
Toonka: So generous!! My friend!!!
Cale: I am very generous, aren’t I
Toonka: *trust mode levels up*

Meeting Eruhaben
Pendrick: So there’s an ancient dragon who lives nearby
Cale: Hell n-
Raon: Yay! Another dragon!
Cale: …
Cale: (Well f***)
Raon: Hello! Nice to meet you!
Eruhaben: What is this?? A social dragon???
Raon: Yep! Wow, you’re loaded
Eruhaben: Of course I am. You might as well inherit it all since I’ll be dying soon anyway-
Raon: You’re my granpa now
Eruhaben: Wait what
Raon: You’re going to teach me?
Eruhaben: I guess…?
Raon: We’re all staying here for free by the way
Eruhaben: (…Why do I feel like I’m getting scammed??)
Cale: *proud* (I taught him well)

Meeting the Sun Twins
Cale: *randomly stumbles across Jack and Hannah*
Cale: (Well f***)
Jack: You must be from the Empire, here to silence us for our intricate knowledge of your shady deeds!!
Cale: *realizes he just got a goldmine of information and a trump card against the Empire on his hands*
Cale: There’s no reason not to adopt these children who are actually around my age

Becoming the Avatar
Eruhaben: By the way, you realize you’re supposed to blow up and die from multiple ancient powers, right?
Cale: Wait what
Eruhaben: If you want to live you have to gather all 5 attributes to balance out your plate
Cale: (Well f***)
Eruhaben: That’s close to impossible of course, but I wish you luck-
Cale: Found it
Eruhaben: Wait what
Cale: *gets the earth ancient power with a fully furnished villa as a bonus*
Cale: My water power’s an exhaustible resource, but I’m sure that won’t bite me in the a** later

Officiating the Alliance
Cale: *goes around helping, adopting and providing people with precious resources to makes themselves stronger*
Also Cale: It’s so nice to be a nobody
Alberu: Come with me to the alliance meeting. Just act like your usual self
Cale: (You mean sitting still and doing nothing? Perfect)
Everyone: Look! It’s Cale Henituse!! *simp mode activated*
Cale: (IGNORE)

Helping Toonka, Still With ✨Friendship✨
Toonka: *calling* Hi friend! We got a bit of trouble here, but don’t worry, we’ll be fine!
Cale: …
Cale: I’m coming over
Toonka: Wait, wha-?
Raon: You’re such a good person, human!
Cale: *brings in healers and potions when no one asked* (What nonsense is this child talking about?)
Toonka:*trust mode maxed out*
Cale: *disguises himself as an extremely holy-looking priest*
Also Cale: I’m sure this won’t bite me in the a** later

Adopting the Tiger Tribe
Gashan: Here he is, the man who is leading a new life
Ron: That shaman seems legit. He knows how the young master used to be trash
Witira: Young master used to be trash??
Mary: Impossible. He’s not trash
Choi Han: He only acted like trash
Cale: I’m still trash
Everyone: …
Gashan: Anyway, Nature told me you would give us a new place to live
Cale: No wa-
Gashan: We got bribes
Cale: -there’s no reason not to adopt more Beast People into my zoo- I mean Harris Village
Also Cale: *causes a natural disaster and destroys Arm’s fleet just because he can*

Field Trip to the Empire
Alberu: Go with me to “investigate” in the Empire
Cale: How about no
Alberu: You’ll have looting opportunities
Cale: Sign me the f*** up
Adin: *fake smiles*
Cale: (I despise this psycho to my core)
Rex: *shows up to blow up the imperial palace*
Cale: *saves the day with a holy-looking shield*
Everyone: HERO!!!
Cale: (Well f***)
Adin: Thank you so much, here’s a medal for your heroism
Cale: (I am going to DESTROY him)
*Cale coughs blood and/or faints counter: 3*
*2 Divine Items has been added to the Inventory*

Dragon Worshippers, Act 4
Cale: We’re going to see the World Tree
The Whales: Be warned, the Elves are a**holes
Cale: Great
The Whales: Huh?
Cale: Have you ever seen Elves next to a dragon?
The Whales: Uh, no? Why?
Raon: Hello!
The Elves: *simp mode activated*
The Whales: (WTF is this??)
Adite: *throws money at Cale*
Cale: Uh?
Adite: Please don’t set the World Tree on fire
Cale: *pockets the money* I mean, since you’ve asked

Meeting the World Tree
World Tree: Just so you know, the gods chop off my branches if I give too much exposition
Cale: Fair enough, so what can you tell me?
World Tree: There’s an a**hole with 3 ancient powers, you’re going to need the water power, and Raon’s mom is important to the plot
World Tree: *loses 3 branches*
Cale: …Was that really too much exposition?
World Tree: The gods are a**holes too, you know

Enter Clopeh
Cale: Let’s go to Paerun Kingdom
Cale’s group: Why?
Cale: For a festival
Cale’s group: Oh how nice-
Cale: Also to set a lake on fire
Cale’s group: Huh?
Cale: And to loot Arm again
Cale’s group: Ah.
Choi Han: Cale-nim, why do we keep using those knock-off uniforms?
Cale: To annoy them, obviously
Choi Han: Your intellect never ceases to amaze me
Clopeh: *sees priest Cale* Gasp! A divine sign! My legend is drawing near!!
Cale: (…why did I get chills all of a sudden?)
*Cale coughs blood and/or faints counter: 4*
*Dragon Crown (Key Item) has been added to the Inventory*

Messing Up Slave Traders
Cale: *acts like a drunkard*
Antonio: Humph, no way that guy is a REAL noble
Cale: *smashes some houses to reveal an illegal slave trade ring*
Cale: So your people were involved in this mess
Antonio: (…well s***)
Cale: Now I’m blackmailing you-
Antonio: (Oh f***!)
Cale: -to do your job properly. Just be on my side and protect the kingdom
Antonio: (So he IS a REAL noble!!)
Antonio:*admiration mode activated*
*Cale coughs blood and/or faints counter: 5*

Cale at the Auction
Plavin: How much for the Determination of Fire?
Cale: 30 billion
Plavin: You motherf***er. *pays*
Sun Church Bishop: How much for the Night’s Exultation?
Cale: 23 billion
Sun Church Bishop: You son of a b****. *pays*
Cale:*spoiling the kids rotten on a shopping spree* I’m rich now
The kids: …But you were already rich?
Hilsman: *touched*Look at our young master Silver Light, he’s so generous!!

Cale Gets a Promotion
Alberu: So the Wyvern Knight Brigade has been revived, huh
Cale: Make me in charge of everything
Alberu:*shrugs* Fair enough
Nobles: *at Cale* Who do you think you are?!
Cale: *shows them the badge* I’m the Commander, b****es.

The War Begins
Indomitable Alliance: We will start our glorious conquest with the Henituse Territory! *brings in the wyverns and the Bear Tribe*
Clopeh: I shall become a legend!
Cale: I’m about to end this man’s whole career.

End Volume 2.

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“TCF Summary Arc by Arc” Series: Index

Every TCF story arc in a nutshell (in 8 Parts)

• Volume 1: chapters 1-99
• Volume 2: chapters 100-199
• Volume 3: chapters 200-299
• Volume 4: chapters 300-399

TCF Summary Arc by Arc (Part 1/8)

Every TCF story arc in a nutshell

Volume 1: chapters 1-99

Transmigration
Cale: *randomly wakes up as a minor villain in a novel*
Cale: You mean I’m rich and I have reputation of being trash, with no responsibility or expectations??
Cale: PERFECT

Role Adjustment
Cale: (Being trash sure is great)
Cale: *is nice and polite to everyone*
Everyone: Young master smiled?? Young master gave a compliment?? Young master’s not breaking anything???
Cale: (Yep. No one suspects a thing)

Meeting the Protagonist
Cale: (Let’s change this character’s fate from the novel and avoid the plot altogether.)
Cale: Come with me, I’ll feed you. (So pls don’t beat me up)
Choi Han: *gratitude mode activated* I shall follow this man for the rest of my life
Cale: What
Choi Han: What

Establishing Power Base
Cale: Well if I want to survive I need a power-up of some kind
Cale: Depending on divine beings is a bad idea. Let’s just get an average-strength human power
Cale: *gets an extremely holy-looking shield power*
Cale: …
Cale: I’m sure this won’t bite me in the a** later

First Adoption
Kittens: *hungry and homeless*
Cale: Tsk.
Cale: *feeds them* (It’s to keep them quiet)
Cale: *gives them more food* (It’s not like I care)
Cale: *gives them medicine* (I don’t even like cats)
Cale: *takes them in* (They might be useful, I guess)
Cale:*spoils them* (Children are supposed to play and eat well)
Cale:*becomes a legit parent* (It’s not like this makes me a good person)

Starting the Journey
Deruth: So we thought we’d be sending Basen to the capital, but we’ll be sending you instead
Deruth: (My son has been in such a good mood lately, he might actually agree this time!)
Cale: (What is this?? I don’t want to go, that’s where the plot and danger happens!!)
Basen: *smol cute bro vibes* Big brother, it’s okay. I don’t mind if you go in my place
Cale: …
Cale: (Well f***)

Rescuing a Dragon
Cale: There you go, little dragon. Now go and live freely
Cale: (I have no intention of adopting THIS one. Way too much trouble)
Raon: *protective modeactivated* I shall follow this weak human everywhere, b-but it’s not like I like him or anything, b-baka!
Cale: (…so I got one more, huh)

Helping an Invalid
Cale: *collects another power which was Taylor’s in the novel*
Cale: Ok, I anonymously sent him enough info to change his storyline so he’ll survive this time. Let’s ignore him from n-
Taylor: Greetings!
Cale: (Well f***)
Cale: *helps him*
Taylor: *admiration mode activated*
Cale: (IGNORE)

Enter the Wolf Tribe
Cale: *chilling with the kids* Ah, slacker life is best-
Choi Han: *barges in* Cale-nim, we got plot on our hands!!
Cale: (Well f***)
Cale: *helps out Lock*
Lock: Thank you so much! Can you help my family, too?
Cale: I don’t want to.
Lock: Huh?
Cale: *adopts him and his siblings anyway*

Meeting the Crown Prince
Alberu: Young master Cale! A free spirit from such a noble family!
Cale: Your highness! The shining sun of our kingdom!
Alberu: …
Cale: …
Alberu: (…We both know we’re totally faking, right?)
Cale: (Right)
Alberu: (Let’s never meet again)
Cale: (Agreed)
*And so Began a Beautiful Friendship*

Plaza Terror Incident
Cale’s allies: Just sit back and relax. We’ll handle everything
Cale: I’m great at being still.
Cale: *saves the day with a holy-looking shield*
Everyone: HERO!!!
Cale: (Well f***)
Alberu: So you saved the day, what do you want as reward? Power? A medal?
Cale: Hell no. I take cash only
Alberu: Okay then…? *gives him a two-time use credit card to his personal bank account*
Alberu: (This is in no shape or form a bad idea. What could he possibly buy?)
Cale: *smirks* (You, sir, just made a big miscalculation)

Sea Encounters
Cale: *comes to the sea shore to pick up another power*
Cale: Well in the novel the Whales didn’t show up until like Volume 5, so I should be safe from the plot for no-
Toonka: Hi! My name is Bob.
Cale: (Well f***)
Paseton: *dying of poison* Save… me… please…
Cale: (WELL F***)
Cale: *helps both of them*
Cale: This much should be okay, right? (It’s not like I’m going to get involved any further…)

Field Trip to the Forest of Darkness
Witira: So I’m here to thank you for saving my brother
Cale: (I know that)
Witira: Who was there because we’re fighting the mermairds
Cale: (I know that too)
Witira: Who are using your territory’s resources to make themselves stronger
Cale: *spit-take*WHAT
Cale: *gets further involved*
Also Cale: Well, heeeello new power-up! *gets a bonus scamming power*

Unexpected Results
Cale: *suddenly realizes he’s got 2 Cats, a Dragon, 11 Wolf children, the protagonist, and a bunch of big shot alliances on his hands*
Cale: HOW did this even HAPPEN???

Buying the Magic Tower
Cale: Why am I buying a worthless wreck of a building for 10 billions? Boasting rights, obviously
Toonka: I 100% believe you! You’re such a good friend!
Cale: *loots the secret floor filled with riches and steals himself an architect*
Cale: Yes. I’m a very good friend, aren’t I
Toonka: *trust mode activated*
Cale: (IGNORE)

Returning from the Path of No Return
Litana: The legend said there was a dragon here who randomly shows up to grant people’s wishes. But I guess-
Cale:*randomly shows up* Hello, I’m here to save your Jungle from the fire
Litana: …
Litana: So the legend WAS true!
Cale: …Huh?

A Dragon’s Revenge
Everyone and their mother: Young master Cale is such a good, pure person!
Cale: *rents a torture dungeon*
Odeus: *terrified* (LIES! ALL LIES! THIS MAN IS NOT PURE OR INNOCENT AT ALL)
Cale: *helps his son overcome his trauma by getting back at his abuser*
Cale: So you see, this is why I’m absolutely not a good person
Cale’s group: (LIES.)

Getting to Know the Crown Prince Better
Cale: So anyway, I’ve figured out that you’re part Dark Elf. Here’s some dead mana from a motherf***ing dragon.
Alberu: …
Cale: What?
Alberu: Are you gonna blackmail me, or…?
Cale: Keep serving me as a bank account and that’ll do it, I think
Alberu: You sly bastard
Cale: Why thank you
Alberu: Get out of my office
Cale: With pleasure
Alberu: *reluctant trust mode activated*

Hit and Run, Cale-style
Cale: So now that’s over, I’m going to rest for a bi-
Ron: *shows up poisoned with his arm cut off*
Cale: …
Cale: Welp. Time to blow up an island, I guess
Cale: *goes on a war path*
Cale’s group: …
Cale: (My poor life. Why am I constantly surrounded by such crazy, vicious individuals?)

Running an Errand
Cale: *staring blankly into space*
The children: Is he okay?? Is he bored?? Is he sick??
Cale: (Ahhh, slacker life sure is best-)
Alberu: *calling* Are you free right now?
Cale: No
Alberu: Great! Anyway, go pick up something from the Dark Elves for me
Cale: No thank you
Alberu: If you won’t help me there’s a high chance I’m going to be exposed and die.
Cale: …
Cale: (Well f***)

Recruiting a Necromancer
Everybody: Necromancers are evil, dangerous beings. All fear their dark cursed powers
Cale: *looks at Mary*
Cale: There’s no reason not to adopt this child who is actually older than me.

End Volume 1.

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TCF Summary Arc by Arc (Part 4/8)

Every TCF story arc in a nutshell

Volume 4: chapters 300-399

Whipper VS Mogoru Round 2 – Attack on Titan x Fullmetal Alchemist Crossover!
Cale: (Alright, just pretending to be on the Empire’s side to backstab them later. No prob-)
Raon: Honte is a zombie
Cale: Wait what
The Ancient Powers: And that’s black magic disguised as alchemy
Cale: What
The Ancient Powers: Also those golems are made out of people’s souls
Cale: WHAT
Litana: *video-calling* And the Empire is attacking the Jungle at this very moment!
Cale: *flips the table* Well f*** this s***
Adin: Wha-?
Cale: *chokes Adin* HEY LOOK EVERYONE, THIS GUY IS POSSESSED BY BLACK MAGIC
The Empire’s Soldiers: *confused as hell*
The Empire’s VIPs: (…well s***)
The Sun Twins: *enter*
The Empire’s VIPs: (Oh f***!)
Cale: *burns the golems*
Adin: So it WAS you!
Cale: Yeah, obviously b****. And whoever’s controlling Honte is the real Tower Master right
Honte: Bhuaha, fools, you shall all die! *blows up*
Cale:*saves the day with a holy-looking shield*
Everyone: *stops fighting out of shock*
The Ancient Powers: Cale why did you do that?? You have a freaking dragon
Cale: Reasons…?
The Ancient Powers: You lying tsundere. Just admit you care
Cale: Never
Clopeh: *recording everything in the background* ✨Legend…!✨
Cale: Now let’s go to the Jungle- *faints*
[Enemy Adin Fled the Battle!]
[You won! You earned the trust of the Empire’s Sun God believers!]
*Cale coughs blood and/or faints counter: 13 (Double Combo!)*

Saving the Jungle Round 2 – Naruto x Encanto Crossover!
Tasha: Young master Cale, we dark elves sure love free dead mana and all, but this is just too much…
Cale: Don’t worry about it, I’ll eat it
Tasha: Wait wha-
Cale: *Mokuton-no-jutsus the trees*
Adin: *video-calling* So what is it that you want, Cale Henituse?
Cale: A slacker life
Adin: Ha! Good one
Cale: No really, I am serious
Adin: Yeah right
Cale: (Why doesn’t he believe me?!)
Cale: I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you
Adin: Good luck *sends a signal to blow up the airship*
Eruhaben: How about no
Cale: Nice! Free airship
Eruhaben: (…this greedy bastard)
Cale:*falls over from hunger*
Everyone: *panics* Young master Cale-!
Eruhaben: Don’t worry, I got this. *picks up Cale like a bag of potatoes*
*Cale coughs blood and/or faints counter: 14*

Rebellion in the Empire Plot – Start!
Cale: So let’s make it look like I’m hurt so that Adin doesn’t know I’m coming for him
Alberu: Alright
Also Alberu: *to everyone* Cale’s dead
Everyone: GASP!
Cale: Wait what? Quit telling people I’m dead!
Alberu: Sometimes, I can still hear his voice…
Cale’s group: *sneaks into the Bell Tower*
Adin: *casually drinking dead mana and looking down at a mountain of corpses* I shall monologue about my evil plans because I’m alone and 100% safe here
Cale’s group: *records everything*
Adin: Oh and I could really use that healing power from the Mercenary King
Cale: *adds meeting the Mercenary King to his to-do list*
Cale’s group: *displays the footage of Adin being evil all over the Empire*
Adin:*Surprised Pikachu Face*

Overthrowing the Empire – Adin and the Lich
The Dark Elves: Hahaha, more free dead mana!!
Cale: Ok Choi Han, this is it. Beat up that b****
Choi Han: *cracks knuckles* Yes Cale-nim
Adin: Wait wha-
Choi Han: *beats him up*
Cale: *casually eating a breadroll in the background* (Ah, so refreshing…)
[Choi Han is Evolving! Congratulations! Your Despair Aura had evolved into Aura of Despair and Happiness!]
Cale:*thumbs up*
Cale’s group: *evacuating the civilians and causing chaos all over the place*
Bernard: Enough! Let’s resolve this calmly and peacefully
Rex: Just let him hug you first
Bernard: Wait wha-
Jack: *exposes Sir Bernard as the true Tower Master*
Bernard: Well it doesn’t matter. I shall kill all of you anyway
Hannah & Mary: *charge*
[Hannah Used the Divine Item of the Sun God! It’s Super Effective!]

Battle at the Empire – Final Boss Reveal!
[A Wild White Star Appeared!]
White Star: *telepathically projecting at Cale* (Who are you?)
Cale: (…does he expect me to yell my name over the battlefield, or…?)
White Star: I shall make you eat this baby dragon next to you and turn you into a Dragon Slayer like me
Cale: *hugs Raon legit scared for the first time*
Eruhaben: You DARE threaten my children, b****??
Eruhaben: *goes on a war path*
White Star: *uses the Sky Attribute for the first time*
The Ancient Powers: That is like, super deadly
Cale: (Well f***)
Cale: RUN!!!
Cale’s group: *shocked* (…but we never had to retreat before??)
Cale: I shall use the Divine Item-
Hannah: Do you even know how?!
Cale: …
Hannah: …You dumb sacraficial bastard
Cale’s group: *defends together with the ✨Power of Friendship✨*
Everyone: We survived!!!
Cale: Call Alberu- *faints*
[Enemy White Star Fled the Battle!]
*Cale coughs blood and/or faints counter: 15*

Meeting the Mercenary King
Cale: *wakes up* Oh hi Alberu what are you doing here
Alberu: *has spent past 2 weeks cleaning up Cale’s mess* What do you THINK, you dumb bastard??
Cale: Thank you your highness. I gotta go to the Eastern Continent now
Alberu: (And this workaholic claims he wants to be a SLACKER??) *hands him intel* Ok here’s what we got on the Mercenary King
Cale: Thanks bye
Alberu: (…I will definitely get revenge on that headache inducing bastard)
Cale’s group: *arrives at Cale’s inn*
Cale: So we’re looking for the Mercenary Ki-
Ron: Oh him, he’s right here
Cale: Are you kidding me
Bud: *hugs Cale* FRIEND!
Cale: ???
Bud: *puts on glasses* Wait you’re not my friend. But you smell like an alcoholic, so you must be my friend!
Cale: You mistook me for the White Star, didn’t you
Bud: Yup
Cale: You want to kill him too?
Bud: Absolutely! Since he’s trying to kill me anyway
Cale: Join us. We got alcohol
Bud: Sure!
Cale: (…another lunatic on board, huh)

The Wind Island
Cale’s group: We’re all going
Bud: Only the person with wind attribute can enter tho?
Cale’s group: *waits at the entrance like a bunch of puppies*
Cale: *enters the Wind Island*
The Ancient Powers: Let us tell you exposition about the Ancient Times
Cale: …So basically, the White Star is a copycat of an ancient lunatic with the Sky Attribute who tried to take over the world
The Ancient Powers: Yup. And there’s another helpful item for you to take from here
Cale: Oh that’s nice. So I just grab it?
The Ancient Powers: Uh, about that…
Cale: (Well f***)
Cale: *gets trapped in a traumatic illusion of living in a world where everybody else died for a week*
Cale: Welp. Time to blow up an island, I guess
Cale: *sets the sea on fire*
*Cale coughs blood and/or faints counter: 16*

The Directory
Bud: I’m your secretary now.
Cale: But we didn’t even have that drinking contest-?
Ron: *looms menacingly in the background*
Cale: Nevermind
Bud: Yeah so this is the record of a 1,000 years, so there’s no way to-
Cale: *memorizes almost 10,000 books in a week* Got it
Bud: Wait what
Cale: I think the White Star was the first Mercenary King?
Bud: (Well f***)
Bud: Welp. Time to blow up the Directory, I guess
Ron: Let’s use this for the dramatic return of the Molan Household
Ron & Beacrox: *make epic comeback Michael Bay-style*

The Castle of Light
Eruhaben: Yeah so this castle has been off limits since the last Dragon Lord died, so there’s not way to-
[Dragon Crown (Key Item) Has been Activated!]
Eruhaben: Wait what
*The Castle of Light Opens*
Sheritt: *to Raon* Welcome, my child. Now let me tell you exposition about your origins
Cale: …So basically, the White Star is a reincarnator because he was cursed for breaking the vow of protecting this castle?
Sheritt: Yes. And my second child is probably dead
Everyone: That motherf***ing bastard.
Sheritt: Agreed. I’m going to rip him to pieces if I ever see him
[Enemy White Star wants to fight!]
Sheritt: Perfect. *goes on a war path*
[Cale Used the Dragon Crown! It’s Super Effective!]
Cale: So we’re safe under our defences and have a back exit, while the White Star believes we’re trapped and exhausted… Let’s go around and smack that bastard from behind. Also Raon Mother’s-nim – we’re taking you with us
Sheritt: But I’m stuck in the castle?
Cale: Let’s take the castle then. Where do you want to put it? I’m like, super rich
Sheritt: *Surprised Pikachu Face*
[Dragon Lord Castle Acquired!]
Cale’s group: *enters the Dragon Slayer Village*
Cale: *finds the book titled as the same novel he got transmigrated into with the same author*
Choi Han: Uncle…?
Cale: (WTF???)
Cale: Nevermind, let’s deal with this later. Everybody ready to fight?
Bud: Hey, why am I not fighting?! I’m not baggage! I’m a freaking Sword Master!
Cale: You’re right. I’m the baggage.
Bud: Ah, Cale, don’t talk about yourself like tha-
Cale: Shut up and carry me
Bud: ???
The Cat Tribe: *looks at On & Hong* Oh look, it’s those dirty trash!
Cale: (So you have chosen… death)
Cale’s group: *smacks the White Star from behind*
[Enemy White Star Fled the Battle!]
[Congratulations! You did not bleed or faint this time either!!]

Back to the Empire
Hannah: So the Empire is planning another rebellion, but a bad one
Cale: You wanna bathe in the blood of your enemies again?
Hannah: YES
Cale: Great. We’re getting rid of all the remaining alchemist towers. Everybody ready?
Everyone: Yup
Cale: Time to destroy the Empire again *priest mode on*
Plavin: Oh it’s you, what can I do for you?
Cale: Gather a ton of magic stones for me and I’ll arrange your meeting with the new Pope (On the execution block, lol)
Plavin: I’ll do it!!
Cale: Perfect.

God of Death sends Cale a Fan Letter
Cage: Um, young master Cale…? The God of Death sent you a note for some reason
God of Death: Dear Kim Rok Soo. You were supposed to die instead of your best friends. That’s why I think you’re cool. BTW, in a few months you’ll either die or return to your old world, so good luck
Cale: …
Cage: …Is it something bad?
Cale: No? *just inwardly had a whole PTSD flashback about it*
Alberu: *suspicious* Really. Then what did it say
Cale: (Let’s tell them the least concerning thing)
Cale: He said I was supposed to die
Everybody: *freaks out* …That motherf***ing God of Death!!!
Cale: (…What’s with them?)
Choi Han: I’ll be visiting Syrem in prison to get his ancient powers
Cale: Sure. Go for it
Choi Han: *comes back* I got them. …Also, your highness, there’s a hole in the prison wall now
Alberu: *headache mode activate* (Those lunatics… Cale’s people only eat and destroy things)
Also Alberu: *does not consider himself one of those lunatics. He’s wrong.*

Rebellion in the Empire, the Sequel
Cale:*steals the magic stones from Plavin and replaces them with rocks* (Ah, so refreshing…)
Eruhaben:*video-calling* Cale, Choi Han just fainted
Cale: What?! Why?
Eruhaben: The God of Death sent a note saying he’s getting a vision? Something about Choi Jung Soo
Cale: *realizes his transmigrator status is going to get exposed* …That motherf***ing God of Death!!!

End Volume 4.

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TCF Summary Arc by Arc (Part 3/8)

Every TCF story arc in a nutshell

Volume 3: chapters 200-299

1st Battle – Henituse Territory
[Enemy Clopeh wants to fight!]
Clopeh: I have an army
Cale: We have a necromancer
Clopeh: Wait wha-
Mary: BONE DRAGON SMASH
[Raon used Shield! It’s Super Effective!]
Cale: Choi Han, I choose you!
Clopeh: Wait is that a sword master??
Syrem: Wait is that a dragon??
Cale: Wait is that a dragon slayer??
The Wyvern Brigade: *gets obliterated*
[Enemy Syrem Fled the Battle!]
[Enemy Clopeh Got Captured!]
[You won! You earned High Morale for the Roan Kingdom!]
Cale: The shield did not break
Everyone: *simp mode levels up* We got a national slogan now
*Cale coughs blood and/or faints counter: 6*

2nd Battle – the Ocean
Mage & Healer: We’re special because we got red stars on our uniforms
Cale: B**** please, you don’t even get names
Mage & Healer: Wait wha-
The Fleet: *gets obliterated*
[Enemy Syrem Got Captured!]
[You won! You earned the unfailing trust of the Roan Kingdom!]
*Cale coughs blood and/or faints counter: 7*

Aftermath at Roan Kingdom
Amiru: So the churches want to burn Mary on a stake
Cale: Well f*** them
Alberu: And the nobles want to give you a medal
Cale: WELL F*** THEM
Alberu: *shrugs* Fair enough
Cale: Just please let the soldiers eat?? (I am SO hungry! ;_;)
Everyone: *deeply touched* C-commander Cale…!
Cale: (Surely after the war, everyone will forget about me)
Everyone: *simp mode levels up*

Clopeh’s Conversion
Clopeh: *gets tortured and dis-Armed* (drum roll)
Cale: How about you tell me everything you know?
Clopeh: *realizes Cale = priest Cale*
Clopeh: (I can make a religion out of this)
Cale: Now tell your father to surrender
Clopeh: Father, this esteemed sir is a god
Cale: (WTF???)

Grand Nobles Meeting
Nobles: We can’t send help to some other country! Think about our positions- I mean, our kingdom’s position!
Cale’s allies: *show up all wearing black* The kingdom is fine
Alberu: *also in black* Yes, we even collaborated on the color scheme, aren’t we fashionable?
Nobles: (…Well s***)
Cale: Peace out, b****es

3rd Battle – Caro Kingdom
Valentino: *gratitude mode activated* Thank you for coming to help!
Cale: *awkward*
Adin: Also I’m here
Cale: *pissed*
The Sun Church: You got a necromancer so you’re not qualified for us to help you
Cale: (…I’m going to end their whole careers)
The Bear Tribe: Fear us, we got dead mana bombs!
Valentino: Sun Church, can’t you do something?!
The Sun Church: But that would like, hurt, so no
Valentino: …you have literally ONE JOB.
Cale: Well f*** them, your highness. I’ve got a solution
Valentino: What solution…?
Cale: Dragon simps
The Dark Elves: Look, it’s free dead mana!
The Bear Tribe: Wait wha-
The Bear Tribe: *gets obliterated*
Cale: Looks like we’re done h-
Dragon Half-Blood: *shows up* Gasp! That aura! Are you a dragon?? Cale: (Well f***)
[Enemy Dragon Half-Blood Fled the Battle!]
[You won! You earned the gratitude of the Caro Kingdom!]
*Cale mistaken as a dragon counter: 4*
*Cale coughs blood and/or faints counter: 8*

Aftermath at Caro Kingdom
Cale: Speaking of dragon simps - Pendrick, you’re up
Pendrick: Huh?
Cale: You’re the healer now
Pendrick: *sweats* O-okay? If the dragon wants me to-?
Cale: Wonderful. Valentino, Adin and the Empire made the dead mana bombs. You hungry for some delicious REVENGE?
Valentino: *pissed*…Starving.
Cale: Perfect. Now I’m off, someone’s been messing with my backyard entrance

Expansion to the Eastern Continent
Mountain Bandits: *carving a statue out of a 10,000 year old seal* We’re the strongest people in town!!
Cale’s group: *shows up*
Bandit Leader: Ha! Look at those weak-
Cale: Beacrox
Beacrox: With pleasure
Beacrox: *beats him up*
Cale: You work for us now
Mountain Bandits: *terrified* Y-yes sir!
Cale: (…What’s with them?) And you’ll be ruling the Eastern underworld under Ron
Mountain Bandits: Huh?
Cale: But first we’ll be fixing your etiquette
Mountain Bandits: HUH?
Cale: *starts an inn business*
Cale: Why the “Hope and Adventure Loving Inn”…?
Cale: …Because we hope to backstab all the bad guys, and love the adventure of looting them

Going Back to Roan Kingdom
Alberu: *headache mode on* Cale, can you please pick up your unruly children from the capital?
Cale: …What did you two do?
Choi Han & Mary: *picking up fights with dumb nobles*
Choi Han & Mary: *innocently* Nothing dad!
Cale: Whatever. I need to talk to the World Tree again
World Tree: Guess what, Raon’s mom’s OP so Raon’s also gonna be very OP
Cale: But he’s already OP?
World Tree: Like, Dragon Lord OP.
Cale: I see. …Wait wha-
World Tree: *Windows shutdown noises*
Cale: Darn it
Lock: Young master Cale, I can’t go berserk ;_;
Cale: Doesn’t matter. We’re adults, we can’t just rely on children to fight for us in battle
Raon: Really?
Cale: Yes, why-?
Raon: *enters first growth phase*
Cale: (Well f***)

4th Battle – the Gorge of Death
[Enemy Dragon Half-Blood wants to fight!]
Super Rock: Are you trying to sacrifice yourself
Cale: No
Super Rock: Are you trying to sacrifice yourself
Cale: Maybe?
Super Rock: Are you trying to sacrifice yourself
Cale: …Yes
Super Rock: Wrong answer
Cale: Wait wha-
Super Rock: *turns the battle around*
Cale: (…So all the stress he gave me for solid 100 chapters was for NOTHING?!?)
Dragon Half-Blood: So you’re going to kill me now, huh?
Cale: Nope. I haven’t even unlocked your tragic backstory yet
Dragon Half-Blood: …Huh?
[Enemy Dragon Half-Blood Got Captured!]
[Enemies Flame Dwarves and Bear Tribe also Got Captured!]
[You won! You earned the gratitude of the Breck Kingdom!]
*Cale coughs blood and/or faints counter: 9*

Aftermath at the Gorge of Death
Eruhaben: So you’ve used up all your water power and your power plate’s broken, which means you have 3 days ‘til you explode
Cale: Ok
Alberu: What’s going-
Cale: This is Raon, my adopted dragon son
Alberu: Huh?
Cale: And this is Eruhaben, my adopted dragon grandpa
Eruhaben: 'Sup
Alberu: Huh??
Cale: Also I’m going to explode in 3 days unless I get a water ancient power
Alberu: HUH???
Eruhaben: Luckily I know where it is
Cale: Sure let’s go
Alberu: *headache mode on* (That bastard… I’ll get him for this later)

Fixing Up Cale’s Plate
Cale: *gets the water ancient power*
Cale: Great, that means I’m healed, right?
The Ancient Powers: Uh, about that…
Cale: Son of a-! *pukes blood and hurts like crazy*
Cale: (…At least my friends aren’t here to-)
Cale’s group: *sees everything through video-call*
Cale: (Well f***)
Cale’s group: *casually destroys several palaces out of frustration*
Cale: (…I don’t even wanna know)
*Cale coughs blood and/or faints counter: 10*

Rebellion in the Empire Plot – Begin!
Roan Kingdom: *wins the war*
The Empire: *declares war against the Whipper Kingdom*
Roan Kingdom’s Alliance: (You, sir, just made a big miscalculation)
Cale: *masterfully plotting a bloodless rebellion*

Back to the Eastern Continent
Cale: Time for some peace and justice
Choi Han: *confusion*
Cale: …I mean time to mess with Arm
Choi Han: Oh, are we looting them again?
Cale: Close, but not quite
Some Corrupted Guild: (I just wish a Dragon showed up and ripped all those Arm bastards to shreds!)
Cale’s group: *shows up*
Some Corrupted Guild: Who are you?!
Choi Han: We. Are. The. Real. Arm!
Cale: *facepalm*
Cale’s group: *loots corrupted Guilds and sets them all up against Arm*
Eruhaben: So what will you do with the slowly dying, 900-year-old, homicidal Dragon Half-Blood that you’ve captured?
Cale: Put him on cleaning duty, obviously
Dragon Half-Blood: …Huh??
Eruhaben: Sounds reasonable. And what are you going to do next?
Cale: Throw some money away
Eruhaben: You mean, like on alcohol or-?
Cale: *literally burns a ton of money*
Eruhaben: …
Eruhaben: I’m too old for this

Back to Whipper Kingdom
Cale: *menacingly* Do you wish to live?
Flame Dwarves: *terrified* Y-yes…?
Cale: (…What’s with them?) Great. You’re awesome craftsmen, make us some firebirds
Flame Dwarves: *respect mode activated*
Cale: Do you also wish to live?
Bear Tribe: We sure do
Cale: (Big bait will sure work out great) Excellent.
Toonka: FRIEND!!!
Cale: (…not really?)
Toonka: *pissed but helpless* Our bastard of a King wants to sell out 100,000 citizens as slaves to the Empire just to save his own skin
Cale: …So what’s the problem?
Toonka: Huh?
Cale: *totally-not-being-a-friend* Bro. Just do your thing. I got ya back
Toonka: !!!
Toonka: *smashes through the door* OBJECTION!
Cale: …you could have spared the door tho

5th Battle – Whipper Kingdom VS Mogoru Empire
[Enemy Huten wants to fight!]
Cale: *priest mode on*
The Empire: Ha! There’s no way those weaklings can stand in our wa-
Flame Dwarves: *send firebirds out*
Cale: *sets the battlefield on fire*
The Empire: Wait wha-
The Empire: *gets obliterated*
[Enemy Huten Got Captured!]
[You won! You earned the gratitude of the Whipper Kingdom!]
[Congratulations! You did not bleed or faint this time!!]

Working with the Empire – an Among Us Playthrough
Cale & Alberu: *Impostor mode on*
Adin: (That priest in Navigation… Cale is kinda sus)
Alberu: *shows the video of Cale puking blood* It can’t be Cale, I was there at the Med Scan with him. He’s super fragile right now
Cale: That’s right. I’m of very fragile health
Adin: Oh no, our poor hero… (Score, he’s totally dying!)
Cale: Yes. But since I’m a hero, I’ll still be helping
Adin: We’re so grateful! (I hope he coughs a lot of blood)
Cale: *puts out his own fire*
Cale: (Oh how nice, no blood!)
Sky Eating Water: Uh, about that…
Cale: Son of a-! *coughs rivers of blood*
*Cale coughs blood and/or faints counter: 11*

End Volume 3.

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