#stranger things incorrect quotes
mike: this date is boring
el: this isn’t a date
mike: then why’d you invite me?
el: i didn’t. i told you specifically not to follow me but you said “fuck you, i do what i want” and have refused to let go of my hand since we left.
mike: yo what’s your point
lucas: roast me
dustin: you’re as frustrating as ikea furniture
lucas: my grandma can do a better roast than that and she’s dead.
will: *drops from the ceiling with an air horn in his hand* R O A S T E D
s4 hopper: you’re beautiful
s4 joyce: *slaps hopper*
s4 joyce: and you’re a liar.
hopper: so, how old are ya, three?
el: im 13.
hopper: cool. i don’t know anything about kids.
s4 hopper: i’ve finally found joyce after all this time. so you know what i’m gettin’ tonight ;)
hopper: yelled at. i’m getting yelled at.
lucas: do you like your popcorn sweet or salty?
dustin: i like them… like me.
lucas: ugly popcorn doesn’t exist
lucas: what did you do?
dustin: alright, but you can’t get mad at me.
lucas: what. did. you. do?
dustin: okay, first, i was minding my own business-
lucas:BULLSHIT
dustin: I WAS
mike: hey wanna bang
mike: *hang haha stupid autocorrect
el: mike, this is a real life conversation.
steve: listen up kids there’s nothing “meme” about smoking weed. it’s not “netflix and chill” to do drugs. fidget spin yourself into church.
mike: *kisses el*
el: what is this?
mike:affection
el:disgusting
mike:
el:
el: do it again
steve: don’t break someone’s heart, they only have one
billy: yeah, break their bones, they have 206 of those.
steve: YEAHH SON
dustin:daddy
steve: what the fuck
dustin: you called me son so i panicked
murray: so, what’s it like being married to joyce?
hopper: once i asked her for a glass of water while she was pissed at me. she brought me a glass full of ice and said “wait”.
hopper: joyce, you’re like an angel with no wings.
joyce: so, like a person
el: when i first read ‘aristotle’, i thought it was pronounced ‘chipotle’.
mike:
el: wait a minute
el:
el: is it ‘chip-a-totle’??
max to lucas: why are you the way that you are? honestly every time i try to do something fun or exciting.. you make it not that way. i hate.. so much about there the things you choose to be.
el:no
billy:yes!
erica: id fuck my clone because who would know better how to fuck ME than ME?
lucas: it’s basically like masturbating, right? so no big deal.
max: no, it’s not like masturbating; it’d be like. fucking your twin. wrong and bad!
dustin: id totallly fuck my clone because i’d wanna know if i’m good in bed
will: i’m gay but i still wouldn’t wanna fuck my clone, that’s gross and weird
steve: not only would i have sex with my clone, i’d probably make a bunch of clones and just get it on with all of them at once because that’s how pro-clone fucking i am.
robin: i don’t want to fuck my clone because my self-loathing is THAT strong
will: good morning
johnathan: good morning
el:morning
joyce: cmon guys, spice things up a bit!
hopper: *bursts through door* mornin motherfuckers
steve, cornered by demodogs, probably about to die: tell nancy that i respect her as a woman
mike, also cornered: no
steve: okay
