#source the office

Roy: *tapping his pen on his paperwork*

Riza: *tapping her spoon on her cup*

Bradley: Stop it!

Roy: Stop what?

Bradley: You’re talking about me in Morse Code. Well jokes on you, I KNOW Morse Code!

Roy: Yeah, that’s what we’re doing. In our very limited free time, with out very limited budget, we got a nanny for the Elrics and we went out and took a very outmoded, very unnecessary form of communication just so we could talk about you in front of you.

Riza: *later* Yep, that’s exactly what we did.

Gai: You have earned one Maito buck!

Neji: I don’t want it.

Gai: … You’ve been deducted 50 Maito bucks.

Neji: Make it 100.

Gai: You don’t want to earn Maito bucks?

Neji: No. In fact, I’ll give you a billion Neji nickles if you never talk to me again.

Lee: What’s the ratio of Neji nickles to Maito bucks?

Tenten: The same as the ratio of unicorns to leprechauns.

Jongin: [trying to climb onto the roof to do a backflip onto a trampoline]

Junmyeon: [trying to stop him]

Chanyeol: [cheering him on]

Sehun: [making a bet with Baekhyun on whether or not Jongin will hurt himself]

Kyungsoo, looking into the camera like he’s on The Office: I need new members

Chanyeol, to Baekhyun: I just wanna be friends.

Chanyeol: Plus a little extra.

Chanyeol: Also, I love you.

Kyungsoo: The doctor said if I can’t find a new way to relate positively to my surroundings, I’m going to die.

Kyungsoo: I’m going to die.

[fighting zuko during s1]

sokka:aang, tell zuko where he can stick his grapes!

aang: in the fridge!

sokka: no, aang.

Michael: You’re looking at the master of leaving parties

Michael: I don’t mean to brag, but New Year’s Eve? I was home by 9pm

max to lucas: why are you the way that you are? honestly every time i try to do something fun or exciting.. you make it not that way. i hate.. so much about there the things you choose to be.

Nick: (taps pen)

Winston: (also taps pen)

Schmidt: Stop it

Winston: Stop what?

Schmidt: I know you’re talking about me in Morse code.

Nick: Yes, that’s what we’re doing. In our very limited free time, we took a class on a very outdated, very unnecessary form of communication just so we could talk about you in front of you.

*Later, to Jess*

Nick: That’s exactly what we did.

xNTP : And I knew exactly what to do.

xNTP : …but in a much more real sense, I had no idea what to do.

xNFP : Would I rather be feared or loved ? Easy, both.

xNFP : I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.

minho, scolding the rest of the members: we aren’t mad, just disappointed

chan: no, we’re mad

minho: yes, we are mad. we are livid. but we’re gonna let this one slide

chan: no we are not

minho: i’m not a mind reader chan!

Mrs. Bradley: After you, sir.

King Bradley: No thank you. I never let anyone walk behind me. Seven out of ten attacks are from the rear.

Mrs. Bradley: Okay, well, that still leaves a thirty percent chance that I’ll attack you from the front.

King Bradley: Uh, yeah, but it’ll be easier to stop. I can always block the blow, I can counter it –

Mrs. Bradley: [slaps him across the face]

Roy Mustang: Everyone has called me ‘Colonel Mustard’ all day. I think Edward paid them to.

…..

Edward Elric: Hahaha, yes. Five hundred cenz each, and it was totally worth it.

Vato Falman: There is a master key and a spare key for the office. Hawkeye has them both. When I asked, “What if you die, Hawkeye? How will we get into the office?” she said, “If I’m dead, you all have been dead for weeks.”

“I will not be blackmailed by some ineffectual, privileged, effete, soft-penised, debutante. You want to start a street fight with me bring it on but you’re gonna be surprised by how ugly it gets, you don’t even know my real name- I’m the fucking lizard king!”

- Aizawa Shota to Shigaraki Tomura and the League of Villians when they try to blackmail him, probably

Isabella: Before I do anything, I ask myself, would Doctor. D do that? And if the answer is yes, I do not do that thing.

Curie: what kind of tea is this?

Deacon: oh, I boiled some Gatorade.