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Boba: Okay Fennec I’m at the coordinates you sent me where are you.

Fennec:*stuck on a giant magnet* I’m here

Boba:wtf

Fennec: Just leave me

The Kaminoans:oi

Jango:huh

The Kaminoans: You wanna be an army?

Jango:…what?

The Kaminoans: You wanna bean army?

Jango:

Jango: Can I get a kid

The Kaminoans:‘course

Jango: Aight I’m in

animymind:

You can’t tell me that Master Yoda didn’t loved to be sassy. Like he speaked Basic for about 800 years and ABSOLUTELY KNOWS how to use it with the correct grammar but he refuses to talk right because he just doesn’t fucking want to. Does he also write like that? Probably. Did people correct him and he thanked them and repeated the same sentence with the exact same wrong grammar? Absolutely. Unique, he is.

commander-neyo:

Star Wars - The Clone Wars RPG server

On Dec. 18th I’ve started a role play game server on discord as I have informed you previously.

So far we’ve seen great progress and there are quite a few active players. A small but very harmonious community has grown that inspires each other creatively.

We have skilled fanfiction authors who in particular enjoy the multiple possibilities for developing their OCs.

There is a main story line that is quite serious business, and the plot that is developing is already now much better than some stuff that’s launched by official sources.. ;D We create the plot together in an associated brainstorming channel.

We also have various off-topic RPG channels that are used for free play and fun.

The RPG is ongoing and not connected to certain times, which is easily manageable, since it’s exclusively written. There’s no pressure to participate, we’re all working hard but party even harder.

If you are interested in what we do, you can ask me here or on discord (Commander Neyo#8826). Perhaps you would be down to play one or multiple OCs or also a canonical character; several clones and Jedi are still available. Max Rebo is still free as well. ^^

(18+ only)


I tag some people who I think would be comfortable with us: @notfivefives@2ndsister@clonedeserter@xroseghostx@zoeykallus@jediigalaxi@attacking-those-pesky-kyojins@holding-hands-and-hearts@temperaturair@faietiya@rebekadjarin@nostalgia4light@nahoney22@truechaoticneutral@ultradetectivegeek@airlockfailure

moonstrider9904-deactivated2022:

Rewatched this scene and couldn’t help it I’m sorry

KIX PLS

Ahsoka: *Sticking a bar code on Anakins forehead, scanning it.*

*nothing happens*

Anakin: See, I’m priceless.

Ahsoka: *At the same time* You’re worthless.

milfkarlmarx-deactivated2021081:

actually palpatine is so fucking funny. like his backstory is literally Politican Even More Evil Than Previously Thought he doesnt have like a tragic upbringing he wasnt raised by like a cult or anything hes just a rich dude from naboo who decided to be the most evil guy ever for kicks

lesbinewren:

lesbinewren:

my talents? looking a wedding dresses and imagining hera syndulla in them

maulusque:

wildspaceyokel:

maulusque:

Thrawn is an art history major whose entire career was based off of spiting people who said “haha what are you going to do with that degree?”

Take over the galaxy, of course!

20 year old Thrawn: yeah i’m majoring in art history

parent, cousin, friend, his cat: what a waste of time, you should have majored in business. You can’t do anything with an art history degree.

40 year old Thrawn, Grand Admiral of the Imperial Navy, Commander (at least) of the Chiss Defense Fleet, who regularly kicks the asses of the Chiss’ greatest enemies, returning home fro Chissmass and digging up his college diploma: get rekt, MOM

lordsmaf:

I like how like… with every new piece of Star Wars media that paints Tatooine as more and more of a shithole where everyone is a murderous crimelord the funnier it gets that Luke Skywalker just grew up on this planet completely normal.

Like I’m envisioning a normal day at Tosche Station where a cyborg biker and a  Twi'lek prostitute are stabbing each other over a bag of spice and then it just pans over to this fresh-faced nancy boy sitting at a table sipping on his blue milk going “oh golly, I sure do love power converters!”

smhalltheurlsaretaken:

I found this on reddit a while back and it’s too good not to share.

sheepfulsheepyardinspace:

vader: i am your father

luke: [screaming in horror after his arm was cut off by vader] NO!!!! NO!!!!! NO!!!!!!

vader, an empath: so im sensing that u want us to rule the galaxy as father and son

212thincorrectcanonquotes:

Star Wars: The Clone Wars characters as Whose Line Is It Anyway prompts


Anakin Skywalker:


Obi-Wan Kenobi:


Ahsoka Tano:


Captain Rex:


Commander Cody:


Fives:


Padmé Amidala:


Yoda:


Darth Maul:


Hondo Ohnaka:

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