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Luke: You can stay, have the glowstick and be cool or you go back to you father and his ugly ass metal tshirt and never have the chance to be cool again

Grogu: Try me bitch

Boba: Okay Fennec I’m at the coordinates you sent me where are you.

Fennec:*stuck on a giant magnet* I’m here

Boba:wtf

Fennec: Just leave me

The Kaminoans:oi

Jango:huh

The Kaminoans: You wanna be an army?

Jango:…what?

The Kaminoans: You wanna bean army?

Jango:

Jango: Can I get a kid

The Kaminoans:‘course

Jango: Aight I’m in

animymind:

You can’t tell me that Master Yoda didn’t loved to be sassy. Like he speaked Basic for about 800 years and ABSOLUTELY KNOWS how to use it with the correct grammar but he refuses to talk right because he just doesn’t fucking want to. Does he also write like that? Probably. Did people correct him and he thanked them and repeated the same sentence with the exact same wrong grammar? Absolutely. Unique, he is.

commander-neyo:

Star Wars - The Clone Wars RPG server

On Dec. 18th I’ve started a role play game server on discord as I have informed you previously.

So far we’ve seen great progress and there are quite a few active players. A small but very harmonious community has grown that inspires each other creatively.

We have skilled fanfiction authors who in particular enjoy the multiple possibilities for developing their OCs.

There is a main story line that is quite serious business, and the plot that is developing is already now much better than some stuff that’s launched by official sources.. ;D We create the plot together in an associated brainstorming channel.

We also have various off-topic RPG channels that are used for free play and fun.

The RPG is ongoing and not connected to certain times, which is easily manageable, since it’s exclusively written. There’s no pressure to participate, we’re all working hard but party even harder.

If you are interested in what we do, you can ask me here or on discord (Commander Neyo#8826). Perhaps you would be down to play one or multiple OCs or also a canonical character; several clones and Jedi are still available. Max Rebo is still free as well. ^^

(18+ only)


I tag some people who I think would be comfortable with us: @notfivefives@2ndsister@clonedeserter@xroseghostx@zoeykallus@jediigalaxi@attacking-those-pesky-kyojins@holding-hands-and-hearts@temperaturair@faietiya@rebekadjarin@nostalgia4light@nahoney22@truechaoticneutral@ultradetectivegeek@airlockfailure

dikut-deactivated20220411:

“on all levels except physical, i am a wolf”

I’M DYING

Ahsoka: *Sticking a bar code on Anakins forehead, scanning it.*

*nothing happens*

Anakin: See, I’m priceless.

Ahsoka: *At the same time* You’re worthless.

Star Wars Go Rogue | Chapter 1

wantonwhale:

The Chiss sent Thrawn out to get some milk thinking he’d be back in a year tops and a decade later they get a call, like, “Yeah so I run all the grocery stores in this sector now. Btw can you look after my favorite bag boy? K thnx miss you kiss kiss.” Perfection.

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