#symphogear

Good anime is stored in the stories about gay people

Hoping this one is good too, the first ep and trailer were great

Cagliostro: Yes, babe, you’re sick and twisted, will you come back to bed- What? Yes, of course you’re evil and irredeemable. Now can you please cuddle with me.

Saint Germain:

Chris: Be extremely depressed.

Chris: Make up delusions of grandeur and superiority.

Chris: Start unironically believing said delusions.

Chris: Stop being depressed and feel like a literal god for no reason at all!

Chris: It’s this easy, you can change so much in a moment, reality is merely an illusion you can bend to your will and so is your personality.

Miku: You’re legitimately describing manic depression lmfao.

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Chris: We literally live in a dystopian world where sleepy girls are forced to work.

Hibiki: And they say brunettes with dimples can’t stabilize the reactor core.

Hibiki: Uh oh.

Rainbow Dash: I got a bad feeling about this.

Hibiki: You and me both Rainbow Dash.

Kirika: Have found my self listening to the guitar hero 3 soundtrack this morning.

Miku: You’re just listening to music.

Miku: Those are just songs.

Micha: Your Honor, idk what contempt is, but yeah I’d love to be held.

Carol: Sorry but philosophers aren’t impressive I came up with stuff like that when I was 12.

Hibiki: “But what if my friend gets offended and hates me and refuses to speak to me after I set a boundary?” Easy peasy! That is not your friend. Hope this helps! <3

Hibiki: I go through a bloody and elaborate transformation into a beast and at the end I’m 9 feet tall with claws and horns, but i just do the dishes.

Garie: Does anyone wanna have a bit of a girls’ night with me? I’m gonna microwave some batteries.

Kirika: Babe I’m lost.

Kirika: In the tunnels under lawn.

Shirabe: Wearing your helmet, babe?

Kirika: Yep metal one you got 4 me.

Shirabe: *audio message of metal detector beep* I think I found youu.

Kirika: ‍♀️

Kirika: I can’t hear u digging babe.

Shirabe: It was a big coin.

Shirabe: *blurry photo of hub cap*

Chris: One time I fell asleep with a half eaten bag of chips on my chest and while I was napping one of my cats jumped up on me and chewed up the bag and sent the chips flying everywhere and a bit later I woke up completely covered in shredded bag and chip pieces and the last thing I remembered I had started eating some tasty chips so for a short while I was convinced I had blacked out and gone into some sort of uncontrollable chip frenzy.

[on date]

Saint Germain *winks flirtily*: And btw I am soooo haunted by the ghosts of my past mistakes and how preventable their consequences were. Do you want me carnally.

Finé: If you hate a woman for having multiple phases with different health bars you’re literally just a misogynyst.

Chris: Need a full body massage, a margarita, 400mg of ibuprofen, a plate of brownies, at least an hour in a jacuzzi, and 20,000 dollars cash.

Phara: You are a garden and sadly I’m like 12 gardens or a greenhouse. I’m better.