#telephone
Hallo! Må jeg tale med Lars? Hello! Could I speak to Lars?
Hvem taler jeg med? Who am I talking to?
Er Søren hjemme? Is Søren home?
Nummeret er optaget. The number is engaged.
Skal jeg bede Anna ringe (tilbage)? Shall I ask Anna to ring back?
Kan jeg give ham en besked? Can I give him a message?
Lige et øjeblick! Just a moment!
De/du har fået forkert nummer. You’ve got the wrong number.
Kunne jeg lige tale med Jørgen? Er han i nærheden? Could I just have a word with Jørgen? Is he there?
Nej, han er ikke kommet hjem endnu. No, he hasn’t come home yet.
Jeg ringere igen senere. I’ll ring again later.
anon suggested touch tone telephone by lemon demon!!
Don’t hang up yet, I’m not done
I’m an expert, I’m the one
The one who was right all along
Better to be laughed at than wrong ☎️
mod note: this took so long,,, i hope you like it!!! thanks for the request!!! (and the compliment ily stranger <3)
-cain
Taking a deep breath, I plugged the device into the phone system and flicked the switch. I half-expected it to make a loud popping sound as the company still hadn’t upgraded to 21st Century phones. The device made a satisfying whirring noise but thankfully there was nobody around my desk to hear it.
Heart pounding in my chest, I picked up my phone and dialled the reception desk. A second later, my target picked up her phone.
“Hello, CT Systems, Gemma speaking. How may I help you?”
I tapped a switch on the device and heard a loud loud hissing. Shit. Too high.
“H-hello?”she said, pulling the phone away from her ear. “I think there’s a problem with the line. Can you hear me?”
Dialling it down a few levels, the hissing cleared, with only the expected soft buzzing sound remaining.
“That’s bett… Gemma? Can you hear me?” I said into the phone, stifling a giddy laugh.
“Yes, I can hear you fine now. Wait? Is that Dave?” she asked, looking up. “Why the fuck are you calling me when you’re sat across the room? And what that noise?”
I knew Gemma couldn’t care less about it. She just saw me as lechering creep. In fairness, I probably had spent far too many hours staring at her tits from across the office.
“That noise was my new invention. What do you think of it?”
“Is that the big box you carried in earlier? All I heard was an annoying crackling on the line, and now it’s just a weird buzzing. Look, I’m too busy right now. I’ve got too much to do today and you’re wasting my time tying up my pho-.”
“No, wait…” he panicked. “You don’t want to hang up. You want to stay on the line and talk to me. Er… You love talking to me because the sound of my voice is extremely interesting.”
Gemma froze mid sentence, still staring across the office at me.
“Gemma? C-can you hear me?” I asked after a few seconds of silence.
“…Yes.” she replied finally.
A deep sigh of relief.
“Good. Tell me, why didn’t you hang up?”
“Why would I hang up? I love talking to you! You have such an interesting voice.“ her voice sounded soft and feminine, not the brash, aggressive one I was used to.
I nearly squealed with delight but tried to hold my cool.
“Wow… Holy shit! Oh God! Okay, okay… Stick to the script, Dave… Right, erm, you’ve got your writing pad with you? Yes of course you do… Okay, Gemma. I want you to do something for m- no, that’s not right. You want to do something for me… First, you’re going to write down your mobile number and your measurements for me. You’ll be completely honest because you don’t want to lie to me.”
“Write down my mobile number.. Measurements… Okay. Doing that now…” she said, scribbling on her pad.
“And, you find me incredibly attractive.” I blurted out. It felt weird saying it. “Yes, you want to be my girlfriend more than anything. Er, wait… Do you have a boyfriend?”
She didn’t say anything for several seconds but I could see her face turning to a bright smile, licking her lips.
“I… Not really. He’s just a guy I fuck from time to time. What about you? A guy like you has to have a girlfriend! Lucky gal!” she giggled. Fuck, she’s already flirting with me!
I think my erection just raised the desk a couple of inches.
“Er… No, no girlfriend currently.” I said, clearing my throat and lowering my voice an octave.
“Oh, that’s shame! Well, if you’re looking out for one then you’ve got my number now, ha! Oh gosh, I can’t believe I just came onto you like that! I’ll bet you can see my face turning red and blotchy, can’t you!”
Her face was glowing, but it made her even hotter.
“Not at all. You look beautiful.”
“Oh stop!” she giggled again. “Why don’t you come over here and grab my numbers, and maybe we can er, firm up our plans?”
I slammed the receiver down and sprinted over to her desk. She continued giggling as she saw me approaching.
“Wow! You’re eager. I like that!” she said, cooing as she put the phone down. “Here’s what you asked for! Say… Why do you need my measurements anyway?”
“I er…” I floundered. Crap, I didn’t explain whyshe’d want to give me her measurements. “I was going to get you a gift? … Would that be weird?”
“Oh my god, no of course not! Oh, that’s so sweet and kind and thoughtful!” she gushed.
Recovered!
“Listen…”she said as she whispered and leant over, showing even more of her cleavage. “I’m not usually this forward, and correct me if I’m wrong but it’s pretty clear there’s a mutual attraction here. Am I right? Please tell me I’m right!?”
“I think that’s a fairly accurate statement, yes.” Now I was the one to blush.
She jumped up and down a couple of times and her boobs almost flew out of her top.
“Okay, well look, I’m not a wine-and-dine kinda gal. As I said before, I’ve got a guy on the hook, but he’s only good for one thing and there’s no point keeping him around anymore if you’re in the picture. Buuuut…” she said, twirling her hair in her finger. “I only live a couple of blocks away. Why don’t I uh, give you a tour of my apartment at lunch? And maybe you could double check my measurements?” she said with a wink, lowering her top a little.
Thank God the office was so quiet today.
“I can’t see why I’d want to refuse an offer like that!” I laughed, louder than I intended. “Lemme know when you’d like to leave and I’ll swing by your desk.”
“Aww, sweetie! You’re such a gentleman!”
The rest of the morning was more than a little awkward. My concentration was shot. I spent it switching between trying to work, looking at lingerie sites, and responding to Gemma’s requests as she added and followed me on one social network after another.
I called her up a couple more times, dialling up her arousal. Telling her she was aroused and wanted to fuck me bad. She ate it all up, and I’m pretty sure she was stroking herself under the desk.
I was frankly amazed that we managed to keep our hands off each other as we walked to her apartment. By the time we got to her building, we were practically running.
The tour was extremely brief.
“Kitchen. Bathroom. Spare bedroom slash walk in closet. Lounge. And last but not least, my bedroom! Let’s have a look in there, shall we?” she said, almost frantic.
She sat down on the bed, breathing heavily as she stroked her body before she began to unbutton her top.
Oh God! I’m positively soaked!” she moaned, not even trying to hold back. “I probably shouldn’t be telling you this, but, you know when I went to the ladies room earlier?”
I pretended not to notice her trip to the toilet an hour before but I couldn’t help it. Watching her tits as they bounced past me, and then her ass as she walked past. I nodded slowly with a gulp as she discarded her top and began to unhook her bra.
“Well, I had to throw my panties away. They were drenched. I thought about putting them under the dryer, but then it would have made the office smell like Gemma Juice!”
“That sounds like a tasty drink!” I laughed
“Ha! You’re funny!” she swatted. “But I seriously thought about maybe dropping them off at your desk as a little present of my own, but I wondered if it wasn’t too much, seeing how we hadn’t even been on a date!”
“I wouldn’t have minded. Would have been a nice memento!”
She thought about it for a moment. I wondered if I’d gone too far. But she brought her panties up.
“You know, it’s odd,” she started, “if any other guy had said that, or even you just yesterday, I would have thought they were being really weird and creepy… But today, I’m looking at you in this whole different light, and now the thought that a super hot guy like you wants my soaked panties just gets me sooo turned on!”
I didn’t say anything, and just watched as she peeled her clothes off.
“I wonder if anyone would notice me coming back from lunch in a different outfit?”
“You’re the hottest woman in the the office. They notice pretty much every outfit you wear.” I said as I began to undress.
“You’re really are sweet, Dave. I can’t believe you’re still single. If we have time, we could go and buy that nice present you wanted to get me and I could wear it at the office this afternoon?!”
“I uh, I don’t think it’s the type of think you’d wear in the office.”
“Ooh! You were gonna buy me some lingerie?! I love it! You know, I’ve got quite a few pieces myself that I could model for you? A few classy numbers and a whole lot of kinky outfits as well! What if we could go out for a meal while I’m wearing it underneath! Everyone would be looking at my boobs but they’d have no idea that I’m dressed like a slut underneath.” she giggled.
“Your slut!” she added, laying back on the bed and moaning as she rubbed her shaved, wet pussy.
I loved this side of her.
“Please,” she whimpered, “Please fuck me! I’m so wet for you inside me! I’ve never wanted anyone as bad as I want you right now!”
I didn’t need to say anything. The moment I climbed onto the bed, she grabbed my dick and pulled it deep into her pussy.
Neither of us had any chance and I watched her eyes flutter and pussy clench as she came on my dick as I emptied into her a moment later.
As we sat in the post-fuck haze, kissing and cuddling. I saw an ocean of endless possibilities in front of us.
“I’m going to call you again later.” I said, playing with her boobs. “We have a lot to discuss.”
“Mmm! I’d like that.” she purred. “You have such an interesting voice!”
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July 31, 2018. “A rare site these days”. #payphone #telephone #landline #phonebooth #gte #frontiercommunications #kimball #mcdowellcountywv #mcdowellcounty #wv #appalachia (at Kimball, West Virginia)
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Blue phone is by Swatch, middle phone by Olivetti and phone at right is the Sottsass “Enorme” from’86.
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An Unseen Enemy (1912) short film from Biograph Company directed by D. W. Griffith.
This represents the debut in motion pictures of the legendary sisters Lillian and Dorothy Gish.
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