#teleportation
How much XP do I still need to get here??
I honestly would always choose this kind of power if given the choice in a fantastical situation. No one would ever finish small talk with me.
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Is your planet boring?
Do find the laws of physics along with time and space to be just dull?
Would rampaging monsters and idiots with powers make things more entertaining.
Would you like to throw away technology like medicine, bathrooms, phones, cars, non-itch clothing, child birth that doesn’t result in death 80% of the time, hygiene products, and lifespans lasting longer than 40 years old?
Then contact me, Jilhadricaufsternauff, and I’ll swoop right in and take all that annoying tech and replace it with violent and often large life forms while also injecting reality altering energies into your species.
You’ll be able to summon fire, teleport, control the minds of others, and just have a grand time enacting your will and emotions on others too weak to stop you.
And all it takes to have this kind of fun is a simple ritual.
Climb the tallest mammal made structure on your planet, cover the structure in the blood of every entity related to you within 5 generations, and speak my name backwards.
IT’S THAT EASY!
So call/sacrifice today!
No Refunds.
magical staffs + teleportation
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TV Review: Flash Gordon #TV1-A
TV Review: Flash Gordon #TV1-A
TV Review: Flash Gordon #TV1-A
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