#tflicq
[Rikke texting Shivers]
Rikke: There was a fire at school today.
Shivers: Are you okay? Did you get hurt?
[Rikke texting Isern]
Rikke: There was a fire at school today.
Isern: Did you start it?
Shy: My life isn’t as glamourous as my wanted poster makes it look.
Scale: My little brother figured out he can put sticky notes on people’s backs
Scale: He doesn’t know they’re supposed to say stuff like “kick me” so they only have animal facts on them
Morveer: Monza, Monza, Monza, okay. I get it you’re having a bad day, you’re stressed out, three people died-
Monza: Six, actually.
Morveer: Not the point. Look, they’re dead now and really whose fault is that?
Monza:Yours!
Morveer: That’s right. No one’s.
Finree: I do not “spew profanities”, I enunciate them like a fucking lady!
Orso: Prisoner or not, sometimes it’s nice being held.
Judge:
Judge: Are you OK?
Leo: How was I supposed to know there would be consequences for my actions?
Grim: Don’t judge me because I am quiet.
Grim: People never plan murder out loud.
Dow: Sometimes, in the middle of the night, Dogman would make animal noises in his sleep.
Calder: Don’t worry! Any enemy coming after you will have to go through me first!
Seff: I will treasure those three extra seconds.
Dogman: I have a bad feeling about this…
Dow:What?
Dogman: Don’t you ever get a voice in your head that says ‘this is a bad idea’?
Dow:What?
Dogman: This. Actually explains a lot.
Leo: Come on, how many times do I have to apologize?
Savine:ONCE!
Leo:
Leo:No.
Ardee: You need to react when people cry, Sand.
Glokta: I did. I rolled my eyes.
Orso: My body is a temple.
Orso: Ancient and crumbling.
Orso: Probably cursed or haunted.
Jurand: I just want you to know I’m here for you if you ever feel like talking or kissing someone.
Leo: Thank you, I appre— What?
Jurand:What?
Shivers: I know no one asked for my advice—
Calder: Yet you’re still talking.
Shivers: —but I agree with Calder.
Calder: Let’s hear him out!
[Jezal and Logen on a hike]
Logen: Man, it’s beautiful out here today. I love Mother Nature!
Jezal: [out of breath] MOTHER NATURE’S A WHORE.
Rikke: Telling the future.
Stour: Hey, if you had any superpower what would-
Stour: … Wait, what the fuck?
Cosca: We need to open this locked door. Temple, give me your credit card.
Temple:Here.
Cosca, pocketing it: Thanks. Friendly, break down the door.
Duke Rogont: [gets down on one knee]
Monza: omg it’s finally happening
Duke Rogont: [falls over]
Monza: the poison is kicking in
