#tfota memes

jude hiding from cardan and balekin at their house:

cardan: hey, jude! breathe if you like me.

cardan: jude? jude? jude stop you’re turning blue!

jude: how good am i with pets?

jude: i went out with cardan for years and he only bit me twice.

cardan [sarcastically]: if i died, how much would you miss me?

jude: it’s cute that you think death can get you out of this relationship