Jervis: *walks in after a long walk* *trots to the kitchen*
Jervis: *starts making tea and coffee* *looks around* Hare?
*there’s a groaning noise from the makeshift bedroom upstairs*
Jervis: *huffs* Hare! You’re still asleep?
*more groaning from upstairs*
Jervis: It’s tea time! We have to meet Edward in an hour! *starts a pot of coffee* Come. I’ll make you your favorite drink.
*groans of protest*
Jervis: This is what happens when you work for twenty-seven hours straight! Come down here now! Edward will be very cross if we miss another meeting because of your poor sleep habits!
*groans of apathy*
Jervis:…
Jervis: If you don’t get down here in one minute, I’ll make your coffee decaf.
*there’s a loud thump and suddenly Jonathan crashes down from the second floor banister in a crumpled heap*
Problem: Truck breaks down en route to peruse jewelry exhibit at art gallery.
End result: Art gallery remains unmolested for the next three weeks until the Audubon exhibit arrives; Edward gets chased for three blocks after pointing out that the Scarecrow has a full mask and already smells like a case of aspergillosis waiting to happen and could therefore survive a little rain; Jonathan obtains valuable data on how exercise alters the effect of injectable toxin on previously documented subjects; Jervis gets ultimate possession of the umbrella.
As The Crow Flies - A fanmix for the Master of Fear, his dark past, and the nightmares and death he brings in his wake. (Spotify) (8tracks)
Headless Horseman - The Microphones / The Scarecrow - Avantasia / The Red - Chevelle / Getting Scared - Imogen Heap / Well Paid Scientist - The Dead Kennedys / Culling of the Fold - The Decemberists / Mr. Usher (On His Way To Town) - The Dear Hunter / The Bad Doctor - The Mountain Goats / Phobia - The Kinks / Poisoning Pigeons In The Park - Tom Lehrer
