#the zabrak brothers

Savage: If you get too drunk to drive, let me know, ‘cause I will be too, and we can be twins.

Maul: Terrible things happen to good people every day. Consequentially, I am not one of the good people, I am one of the terrible things.

Maul: Pre Viszla.

Pre Viszla: Maul. I’ve heard your name before.

Maul: Most people have. It’s also a type of a sledgehammer.

Savage: Brother, given your lifestyle, I’m worried that you’re going to get sick.

Maul: I am not going to get sick. No germ can live in a body that’s 75% rage.

Maul: Do you think I should kill of some of the characters in my book?

Savage: You’re writing a book?

Feral: What’s it about?

Maul: It’s an autobiography.

Obi Wan, to Maul: Your death would only cause more bloodshed, more senseless chaos. It is unnecessary.

Obi Wan: On the other hand, you wouldn’t be bitching about being cut in half if you couldn’t breathe.

Maul: *gets a paper cut*

Savage: Hasn’t he been THROUGH ENOUGH

Maul: Your body is a temple? Mine is a weapon. Mine is a fucking darksaber and I’m going to keep drinking coffee until the nonexistent gods strike me down.

Savage: I just asked you if you knew what a carbohydrate is.

[something thuds upstairs]

Feral: *walking down the stairs*

Savage: What was that?

Feral: My shirt fell.

Savage: That was a little loud for a shirt…

Feral: I was in it.

Savage: I know I’m gullible.

Savage: Because a lot of people tell me that, and I have no reason not to believe them.

Obi Wan: You’re still around?

Maul: I don’t play hard to get, I play hard to get rid of.

Maul: Kenobi! Where are you? KENOBIIII!

Savage: Do you know where he is?

Maul: Yes, I’m just screaming his name into the air to celebrate the fact.

Maul: I cannot teach you what you already know.

Savage: Oh, I don’t think I know as much as you think I know.

Savage: Maul, in your opinion, what is the height of stupidity?

Maul: Feral, how tall are you?

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Sideous: I didn’t raise you to be so weak.

Maul: You didn’t raise me.

Sideous: That’s just what I said!

Savage: So what exactly happened between you and Kenobi?

Maul: Well, we may not have parted on the best of terms.

Maul: I realize certain words were exchanged.

Maul: One of us may have ended up cut in half.

Maul: I only feel one emotion and it’s anger. 

Savage: Last night you drunk texted me like a hundred heart emojis

Maul: Out of anger.

Feral: I want to fight you.

Maul: No you don’t. I would destroy you.

Maul: I think our mother would be proud that we’re overthrowing Mandalore. I’m sure she’s looking up at us and smiling.

Savage: “Looking up?”

Maul: Oh yeah. She was nice to me but she’s in hell for sure.

Savage: Brother, I was wondering if you’d like to have coffee.

Maul: Black, no sugar. I’ll be upstairs.