#they all did such a good job
TWEEK:Guys– guys, I’msosorry for what happened back there, seriously.
TWEEK:Hhhhoh my god I never wanted it to get like this, even though I knew it would I just knew it, none of them canever just let things be normal, or– or simple,or–
KENNY: Dude… shut up.
CRAIG:Give us a fucking second to breath.
CRAIG:Holy shit.
KENNY:Hey wait… isn’t this that new kid?
TOKEN: Y-yeah– yeah…
KENNY:Why can’t we ever have anything normalhappen in this town…
TWEEK: Seriously, I’m so sorry– it wasnever meant to–
CRAIG:Dude, shut up!
CRAIG:Since the moment you came around,everything’s been fucked up.
CRAIG: I can’t even thinkstraight without hearing some bullshit voices, or seeing one of my friends die!
CRAIG:You let Thomas… I…
KENNY:Are you gonna be okay, Craig?
CRAIG:Fuckno I’m not gonna be okay!
TWEEK: Hhhghhg– We– we’re all okay! Everything’s safe now, they’re not gonna follow us–
TOKEN: Tweek, it doesn’t matter if you pushed us to safety, you lied to us!
TOKEN:You told us, right to our faces– like on several occasions– that you weren’t a demon!
TWEEK:I’mnota demon!
CRAIG: Oh yeah, that’s real convincing, buddy.
TWEEK:I swear it! I’m just an imp!
TOKEN: Dude, what are you even talking about?
TOKEN: You have the horns and the wings and stuff!
TWEEK:Trust me, a demon is a totally different thing, I promise you! GHhghgh–
CRAIG: What are you even talking about?
TWEEK:W-well, for starters, demons don’t have legs like mine.
TWEEK: And being a demon is anearnedstatus, man.
TWEEK:You either gotta fall from heaven, or do something really, really fucked up in hell to earn that title.
TWEEK:I have nothing to do with any of you guys, I– I barely know any of you!
KENNY:Then why are you here?
TWEEK:Because fucking GregoryandPip and all of those assholes wanted to get back up to the surface and do whatever the hell it is they’ve always wanted to do– I don’t know, man!
TWEEK: They’ve talked to me for years about what they’d do the moment they could get back onto the overworld.
TWEEK: Pip is just going off the god damn wall or something, he wasn’t even originally planning to do everything he’s done, I have no clue why he’s doing any of this, he’s never been like this before, and I– I– hfhhjfhHGHJFHghhjgh…
TWEEK:But Gregory, Estella, and Thomas, specifically… they’ve always had a reasonto come back up here the moment I knew them.
TWEEK: Thomas is, like… he’s good. He’s way too nice. He just wanted to get back to the surface for you guys, apparently.
TWEEK:So of coursehedies. Ofcoursehe does.
TWEEK: L-like, he’ll be back, sure, but man… he did not deserve that shit, man…
TWEEK: And Estella is freaking the fuck outjustbecause shewants to, I don’t even think she’s ever said a word about any of you. Do you guys even know her???
TWEEK:Ugh– it doesn’t matter.
STAN:Hey, I have a question???
STAN: I have a fucking question hello???????
TWEEK:Wh-what…?
STAN:Why the hell is Gregory a demon?
STAN:He disappeared when he was like eleven, what could he have possiblydone that was so bad that he turned into a demon.
STAN:And youcannot convince me that asshole went to heaven.
STAN: No way he did.
CARTMAN: I always hated that guy…
STAN:Yeah exactly he’s an asshole, nobody likes him, see?
TWEEK: Trust me, I know.
TWEEK:He’s not a demon either, though.
TWEEK: None of anybody you’re dealing with are demons.
STAN:Well then what about all the horns and–
TWEEK:Look, hell is a fucked up place.
TWEEK: And I don’t mean, like, it’s awful and horrible and hellfire rains from the skies–
TWEEK:That shit endedyearsago.
TWEEK:This new hell, under the son of Satan’s reign, is so… messed up,man.
TWEEK:Everything’s so… nice. And uncontrolled. And there’s palm trees,and–
TWEEK: Man Idon’tunderstand it.
STAN:Then what’s the issue???
TWEEK: There’s nobody around punishing the unforgiven anymore, that’s the problem!
TWEEK: When the hellbound don’t get punished, their emotions fester.
TWEEK: They have time to sit there and think about everything that’s gone wrong in their life, and there’s nothing there to stop their souls from getting superfucking warped.
TWEEK: Gregory’s been so pissed off for like, years. I’ve known him for like, a few years but I can tell he’sstillnot over what happened to him.
TWEEK: He goes on and on about you, man.
TWEEK:You.
TWEEK: And like, bananas, for some reason…
STAN:…
STAN:Bananas,huh.
STAN:You’re trying to tell me that you’re a good guy, and that Gregory is pissed off at me and bananas.
TWEEK: I barely listen to him so I don’t know the whole story, but…
TWEEK: He’s pissed off at you, and he’s here to getyou.
TWEEK: I don’t know what the fuck you did man.
STAN:This is stupid.
CRAIG: Yeah, you’re still from hell!
CRAIG: You’re still fucking up all our lives.
TWEEK:RRRGH–I’mnot trying to fuck up your lives, I’m trying to stop Gregory and his stupid friends from doing anything to you guys!
STAN:Wow, great job so far, you’re like a guardian angel.
STAN:You just stood outside my house while I got choked, dude!
TOKEN: Why do you care so much about us?
TWEEK:Dumb reasons man–
TWEEK:Just–
TWEEK:Look, let me take you guys somewhere safe. Or– or like. Tell you how to protect yourselves.
STAN:Why should we take advice from you?
TWEEK:Because you’ve been standing here for the last five minutes listening to my advice, you can stand another minute or two of it, holy shit.
TOKEN:Where can we even go that’s safe at all???
TWEEK:Like. Like…
TWEEK:[sigh]
TWEEK:I don’t know.
TWEEK: We’ll find you guys some place.
TWEEK: After we do, I need to get the hell out of here, because they can obviously track me, man…
