My friends whenever I take a great photo on my android (LG) phone:

“You did NOT take that on your phone”

Bitch I did and I’ll do it again

(SMALL) S:FFH Spoiler (but not really a spoiler)

Mysterio @ Peter : “Maybe if you were good enough, Tony would still be alive”

Random guy at the theater: “Oh fuck you!”

Strange/funny/akward/creepy things happening to me at the Meal Center (that’s set up like a restaurant) where I volunteer sometimes

-Some man went “Are you muslim?” And i replied yes and he proceeded to tell me about his muslim friend and asked me if I know her

-A man ate like 10 plates of the meal which was pretty hefty. The funny/awkward part was that I asked him if he wanted dessert like 5 times cuz each time I thought he was done but he kept asking for another meal

-A man came up to me, uncomfortably close, and talked to me about something but I dont even remember what he said because I was only thinking about the fact that he’s too close

-A man came up next to me, literally standing next to me like a foot away, and asked me if it got hot because of my hijab

-This one man suddenly asking me really loudly “Are you Pakistani?!?” And when I nodded yes he turned to the person next to him and said stuff in Spanish. And I could’ve tried to listen and see what he says (I understand some Spanish because of school) but I knew he was talking about me and I didn’t really wanna know what he was saying

-One man I swear I 95% heard say sketchy stuff like “picked the lock”, “the things were in this room”, and “looked through apartments”. The same guy was talking about jails later and why people are in jail

Shoutout to people with normal nightmares like running from ghosts or whatever. I give birth to kittens, am cryogenically frozen, and brought back to help with their - now very human - sex/love lives twenty years later. Or I exorcise someone so hard that I wake myself up.

Y’all are getting out of the hours of questioning my mental health after waking up from a nightmare.