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More Mom-Jim!
One can complain against poptarts and cupasoup, but frozen pizza are sacred!
You sure you wanna keep dating me?
I’d date you for a hundred lifetimes Jim Lake♥
Blinky: Can you recommend me a book that made you cry?
Jim: General Mathematics 6th Edition.
[at a restaurant before Claire joins the gang]
Claire: Hey, are you single?
Jim: Yes, I am
Claire: *takes away the extra chair in front of him*
Claire: Thanks
Douxie: How’s the food?
Claire: Great! Send my compliments to the chef
Douxie: Okay
Douxie: *goes to the kitchen*
Douxie: You have beautiful eyes
Jim, blushing: Thank you
Jim, picking Douxie up from the hospital: So they thought you had a concussion but you didn’t???
Douxie: Yeah, turns out that confusion, head aches, not knowing what day it is, not knowing where I am, what’s going on, and seeing lights every time I stand up are all symptoms of a head injury… but that’s just how I live my life
Jim: Caffeine no longer gives me the rush I need to study, so instead, I have Claire periodically message me “we need to talk” to give me the right amount of fear and adrenaline to keep me going.
Jim: Krel gave me a get better soon card.
Claire: That’s sweet!
Jim: I wasn’t sick, he just thinks I can do better.
Jim: So I can either do something dumb that could very well get me injured or I can listen to Blinky and not do the thing.
Draal: Well there’s a clear right answer here.
Jim: *proceeds to throw five packs of mentos into a barrel full of diet coke*
Toby: WHAT HAPPENED!?
Jim, teary-eyed: Oh, don’t worry, it’s just the onions.
Toby: WTF DID THE ONIONS SAY TO YOU? TELL ME RN.
Jim: I feel fine.
Krel: You were stabbed.
Jim: I’ve been stabbed before.
Krel: YOU DON’T BUILD UP AN IMMUNITY
TO BEING STABBED!
Jim, Toby & Claire: *screaming*
Krel: *runs into the room* What’s wrong, Claire?!
Jim: Wait, why are you asking Claire that when Toby and I are also here?
Krel: Because Claire wouldn’t scream unless it’s an emergency. You two scream whenever you have the chance.
Jim: Listen, I don’t have a lot to my name right now, but at least I still have one thing.
Barbara: Self-respect?
Jim: No.
Krel: Birth certificates are just receipts for human beings
Jim: How and where can I return myself?
Douxie: I can cook–
Jim: I’m not saying you can’t cook Douxie, I’m saying that even Steve didn’t have the heart to eat your soup the other day
Blinky: You will not die at the hands of quicksand
Blinky: Ask me, how do I know this?
Jim: How do you know this?
Blinky: Because quicksand does not have hands
Claire: When I woke up this morning, my first thought was, “No one visits my grave anymore,” and I was really sad for a few minutes so I laid on my bed with my eyes shut and then all of a sudden I opened my eyes and was like, "Wait, I don’t have a grave, what the fuck?”
Jim: You were possessed?
Toby: Find the spirit that possessed you and visit their grave, you jackass
Morgana: Who will die?
Jim: All of us eventually
Morgana:
Merlin:
Douxie:
Nari:
Bellroc:
Skrael:
Douxie: So
Douxie: Who’s gonna tell him?
Merlin: Did none of you think this was a bad idea?!
Jim: Oh no, we all did, we just decided to do it anyway
Douxie: Looking back, I have no regrets
Jim: You should
Claire: You really should
Happy New Year!!!
So sorry I disappeared again for 3 months?
School was SO generous to give us homework during the holidays :’)
Anyways! I wish you all a Happy New Year! This year wasn’t really the best so here’s hoping 2022 doesn’t become a 2020 too ಥ_ಥ
