#tog incorrect quotes
Rowan: I want to hear the 3 magical words
Aelin: I love you
Rowan: wrong, try again
Aelin: *sighs*
Aelin: I will behave
Aelin: sometimes in life you gotta go big or go home
Rowan: please go home once in your life
Aelin: and I’m going big
Rowaelin child:*crying*
Rowan: what’s wrong sweetheart?
Rowaelin child: there’s this boy, and he likes me and…
Rowan: but that’s great, what’s the matter?
Rowaelin child:well…
Dorian: *out of nowhere* HOW IS MY CHILD NOT YOUR CHILD’S TYPE???
ToG characters in a modern AU, but it’s quarantine!
Dorian: did someone said reading as a copying mechanism?
Manon: she misses being out so much, she wants to feel free, but she knows she can’t. So just like a certain priceling once told her, if she wants to feel the wind on her face, she just got to stand in front of her window
Chaol: he is still working, once he is a cop, those ar weird times, and he got to admit, he thought he would never have to arrest people because of a brunch
Yrene: also a essential worker, she’s a doctor after all, she hopes that after all this chaos, she’ll live in a world with less antivax idiots
Aelin: she’s enjoying all this free time to do things that she likes! Such as reading, playing music, Rowan
Rowan: thanks to his wife, his too tired to go crazy
Aedion: he is THIS close to going apeshit
Lysandra: even closer to going apeshit
Evangeline: enjoying herself seeing both of her paternal figures going crazy
Nesryn: DID SOMEONE SAY BAKING AS A COPYING MECHANISM?
Sartaq: DID SOMEONE SAY EATING EVERYTHING YOUR PARTNER BAKES AS A COPYING MECHANISM?
Elide: became a DIY queen, really
Lorcan: a mess in DIY, someone please help him
Fenrys: he developed like, 3 new hobbies, someone please get him some attention
Dorian: There’s no point being grown-up if you can’t be childsh sometimes.
Chaol: you’re just saying this as an excuse
Dorian: shut up
Dorian: I bet you can´t from a sentence without using the letter “a”.
Chaol: you thought you did something there did’t you? Well sorry to burst your bubble, but numerous sentences could be constructed without employing he first letter of the english lexicon.
Aelin:
Aelin: Fuck you.
Aelin: I’ll do whatever I want!
Rowan, softly : please don’t
Rowan:Remember, birdwatching goes both ways
Fenrys:That’s vaguely threatening, thank you
Lorcan: what are those taxes?
Elide: Lorcan you have more than 500 years
Hollin, while T posing: every clothe is a going out clothe, a stay in home clothe and a pijama if you just don’t care
Dorian: please stop
Dorian after the Valg collar:
Aelin: so, hm, could please tell us where the wyrdkeys are?
Elena: *gives a very poetic and confusing answer*
Aelin:
