#tog shitpost
Rowan: I want to hear the 3 magical words
Aelin: I love you
Rowan: wrong, try again
Aelin: *sighs*
Aelin: I will behave
KoA in a nutshell
LORD LORCAN LOCHAN IS A BOTTOM
And that’s a fact
Despite popular believe, Rowan, Dorian and Chaol are S tier domestic husbandos
Rowaelin child:*crying*
Rowan: what’s wrong sweetheart?
Rowaelin child: there’s this boy, and he likes me and…
Rowan: but that’s great, what’s the matter?
Rowaelin child:well…
Dorian: *out of nowhere* HOW IS MY CHILD NOT YOUR CHILD’S TYPE???
ToG characters in a modern AU, but it’s quarantine!
Dorian: did someone said reading as a copying mechanism?
Manon: she misses being out so much, she wants to feel free, but she knows she can’t. So just like a certain priceling once told her, if she wants to feel the wind on her face, she just got to stand in front of her window
Chaol: he is still working, once he is a cop, those ar weird times, and he got to admit, he thought he would never have to arrest people because of a brunch
Yrene: also a essential worker, she’s a doctor after all, she hopes that after all this chaos, she’ll live in a world with less antivax idiots
Aelin: she’s enjoying all this free time to do things that she likes! Such as reading, playing music, Rowan
Rowan: thanks to his wife, his too tired to go crazy
Aedion: he is THIS close to going apeshit
Lysandra: even closer to going apeshit
Evangeline: enjoying herself seeing both of her paternal figures going crazy
Nesryn: DID SOMEONE SAY BAKING AS A COPYING MECHANISM?
Sartaq: DID SOMEONE SAY EATING EVERYTHING YOUR PARTNER BAKES AS A COPYING MECHANISM?
Elide: became a DIY queen, really
Lorcan: a mess in DIY, someone please help him
Fenrys: he developed like, 3 new hobbies, someone please get him some attention
Dorian: There’s no point being grown-up if you can’t be childsh sometimes.
Chaol: you’re just saying this as an excuse
Dorian: shut up
Dorian: I bet you can´t from a sentence without using the letter “a”.
Chaol: you thought you did something there did’t you? Well sorry to burst your bubble, but numerous sentences could be constructed without employing he first letter of the english lexicon.
Aelin:
Aelin: Fuck you.
Aelin: I’ll do whatever I want!
Rowan, softly : please don’t
Lorcan: what are those taxes?
Elide: Lorcan you have more than 500 years
Hollin, while T posing: every clothe is a going out clothe, a stay in home clothe and a pijama if you just don’t care
Dorian: please stop
ToG characters as things that my friends have said this year
Dorian: if I don’t kill myself by the end of the week it will be a miracle
Aelin: if I don’t kill anyone by the end of the week it will be a miracle
Aedion: bro, at this point, I’m just existing
Lysandra: everything is gay, even when you’re kissing someone of the opposite gender, you’re also indirectly kissing someone of the same gender as yours
Chaol: every one in this room, including myself has a chaotic alignment
Yrene: at this point, not dying is my goal
Elide, to Manon: my boyfriend and I broke up!
Manon to Elide: isn’t this like, the fourth time this month?
Rowan: idk bro, at this point, whatever comes is worth
Lorcan: I would say that you are being a little hoe
Fenrys: Love? No thanks, I’m gonna watch anime
Gavriel: sometimes I wish I could go back in time and kick my younger self in the balls
Nesryn: the reason I always look so tired is because I’m dead inside
Sartaq: love is dead and we killed it
Dorian after the Valg collar:
100 followers special, I guess??
So, I just reached the mark of one hundred followers, and I’m very thankful and very happy, so, let me know if you guys want anything of special, like, idk, prompts suggestions, or ask the characters from TOG, or even ask me! Anyway, I’m really happy, so thank very much for following, and let me know what you want ( please don’t let this floop)
Aelin: so, hm, could please tell us where the wyrdkeys are?
Elena: *gives a very poetic and confusing answer*
Aelin:
nile:
andy:
