#king dorian
Just the fact that one of the first things Dorian wanted to do when he shifted into a woman was masturbate says so much about him
Dorian: There’s no point being grown-up if you can’t be childsh sometimes.
Chaol: you’re just saying this as an excuse
Dorian: shut up
Hollin, while T posing: every clothe is a going out clothe, a stay in home clothe and a pijama if you just don’t care
Dorian: please stop
ToG characters as things that my friends have said this year
Dorian: if I don’t kill myself by the end of the week it will be a miracle
Aelin: if I don’t kill anyone by the end of the week it will be a miracle
Aedion: bro, at this point, I’m just existing
Lysandra: everything is gay, even when you’re kissing someone of the opposite gender, you’re also indirectly kissing someone of the same gender as yours
Chaol: every one in this room, including myself has a chaotic alignment
Yrene: at this point, not dying is my goal
Elide, to Manon: my boyfriend and I broke up!
Manon to Elide: isn’t this like, the fourth time this month?
Rowan: idk bro, at this point, whatever comes is worth
Lorcan: I would say that you are being a little hoe
Fenrys: Love? No thanks, I’m gonna watch anime
Gavriel: sometimes I wish I could go back in time and kick my younger self in the balls
Nesryn: the reason I always look so tired is because I’m dead inside
Sartaq: love is dead and we killed it
Dorian after the Valg collar:
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