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Sometimes I think about how the Mithril shirt Thorin gave to Bilbo was described as something a ‘young elven prince’ would wear

And I just can’t get this image out of my head of Frodo rocking up to Rivendell in that same shirt and Legolas just looking at him like blink blink “why is this small one wearing my bar mitzvah tunic as armor”  

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Written in the Margins@gull-of-gondor
Thu, 03 Feb 2022 23:11:23

Aragorn: Uh. What are those?

Legolas: The Necromancers specially trained

hunters, bred and twisted beyond recognition to even Eru himself.

Aragorn: Can you fight them?

Legolas: Maybe, but not with you here. The danger would be too great.

Aragorn, already turning away: Then I guess we run!

Legolas:Run?

Aragorn, shouting because he’s already 17 feet away: Mortals do it all the time!

#incorrect lotr quotes #incorrect lord of the rings quotes #incorrect aragorn quotes #incorrect legolas quotes #funny tolkien #tolkien #tolkien jokes #legolas #tolkien memes #aragorn #the idiot duo 
Headcanon Daddy @growingingreenwood
Thu, 20 Jan 2022 00:31:39

Elrond on October the 25th of T.A 3018, at the Council of Elrond, that was called and led by Elrond himself, in Elronds hidden mystical valley, where Elrond is currently hosting literally every single person in attendance:

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Headcanon Daddy @growingingreenwood
Tue, 11 Jan 2022 22:35:07
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