#unus annus meme
—————————–UNUS ANNUS SENTENCE STARTERS PT. 3
change as needed.
“Memento mori.”
“Whenever I need a quenching, refreshing beverage, I reach for one of these.”
“I’ve never had a clear thought in my life.”
“You wanna know how I got to love pain?”
“It was your plan all along!”
“What the hell is with the difference between Takis bags?”
“You just need to suck it up and drink your wine.”
“Mother nature is the cruelest bitch, that fucking whore. Took the kids.”
“How quickly can we whip up a bowl of mac n’cheese?”
“Oh, yeah, there will be lube.”
“’Hydro,’ which is Latin for water. ‘Dipping’ which is Greek for insertions.”
“If I was dying in the middle of the road, it would take me five weeks to get your attention, and then you’d say ‘oh, can’t do that today!’”
“Oh, jeez, what smells? It’s gotta be this.”
“No! I refuse to accept your stupidity today!”
“I’m washing the stick.”
“Hello, Mr. Penis.”
“This is the ultimate test of trust.”
“You use less water and then it’s less watery.”
“That was the most vague compliment anyone has every given me.”
“It’s like fishing. And that’s when the semens happen.”
“It makes my meat jiggle.”
“Math was never my strong suit, nor was anything else.”
“Maybe they’ll taste better after they’ve spent six months in the ground.”
“____ is built like a brick shit house.”
“Have you been enjoying yourself?”
“Well, the thing is, ____, you said I’m gonna like it, but I don’t.”
“I need you to forget everything you know. Did you do it?”
“Hang on, I need a second because my brain actually came up with something.”
“Bigfoot’s foot isn’t the only thing that’s big if you know what I’m talking about.”
“Can you imagine if I was sponsored by a canned corn company?”
“God, everyday you live is the worst day of your life with me.”
“I can’t wait to be naked together again.”
“Don’t look at my feet, you pervert.”
“I’m insecure about my body right now! But that’s okay!’
—————————-UNUS ANNUS SENTENCE STARTERS PT. 2
change as needed.
“I can’t do anything calmly. You know me.”
“So, you don’t need a rooster for the eggs?”
“I know you’ve got that condition where you’re a bitch.”
“How long until we get to ketchup?”
“If you need me to delay, text me. I will delay.”
“Excuse me. Excuse me! Excuse me!”
“I’ve been thinking to myself: hey, I don’t like green beans that much, and I don’t know why!”
“For kids to not know what Harry Potter is, I feel like a big boomer, you know? ‘Cause I’m like, spouting about Harry Potter and they’re like ‘what’s that? I only know tiktok.’”
“What incident did you have? Tell us about your past.”
“You know, when someone’s just walking down the hall and you just, take their shoulders and then you just ram your knee up their ass as hard as you can.”
“You lied to me! You’ve never done cocaine!”
“My sex appeal is well established in reality but maybe in the other world, my sex appeal carries over and I’ve got some ghosts fawning over me.”
“You cook it up on a skriddle. Skittle? Hold on, that’s not it. Griddle! Wait, what’s the one that starts with an S?”
“Why is Jeffree Star in an old wheelchair?”
“I had to deflate it ‘cause it wouldn’t fit in the car!”
“You kicked me in the dick!”
“How do you feel about my genitals?”
“If a president came up to you and said ‘I need to have sex with you for the goodness of the nation,’ what would you do?”
“What if we accidentally did blackface?”
“Oh my god, we have to watch 2 girls 1 cup!”
“Good God! I could have gone my whole life!”
—————————-UNUS ANNUS SENTENCE STARTERS
change pronouns as needed.
“Do I look like Jeff Bezos? That capitalist pig.”
“This is what it means to go even further beyond!”
“You think I can fit my thick ass through there?”
“Were pirates real?”
“I cleaned this damn pool.”
“Even when you’re quiet, you’re mostly annoying.”
“Is this chiropracty?”
“When you walk into a room, people are going to look at you and say ‘wow’.”
“You say I had a rough night- It was a lovely night! You know? We weren’t fucking. We were making love.”
“I’ve got a crucifix. Jebus is on my side.”
“Get some paper towels, get some water. We’re gonna fucking waterboard this guy.”
“Would you say I’m a friend? Or a foe? Which angel am I on your shoulder?”
“Look at your small penis. I bet you can’t do anything with that, huh?”
“If I lube myself up, I’ll slip right through Hell and get into Heaven.”
“I’m about to blow your chode!”
“I feel like I’m in the womb.”
“How big do you think Santa’s dick is?”
“I’m making a reservoir of wax in your belly button.”
“You know, the whole process of crucification was actually quite horrible.”
“This is just to keep our hands holding Jesus and not penis.”
“Here’s a personalized station of death metal songs.”
“Don’t try it at all or you’ll die if you try this thing at home.”
“If everyone around us is tall, does that mean that we’re actually short?”
“I love hammering, and I’m super good at it. But what if you showed me your hammering skills?”
“Imagine yourself, if you had a knife and you stuck it into your butthole.”
“Hi. You’re gonna die.”
“Demons cannot get into your soul!”
“Chuck it directly for the center of the crotch.”
“He thinks I’m a masochist but I’m not!”
“If you’re going to the US, don’t bother with Kansas.”
“Do Whos fuck?”
“Touch your cheek against my cheek. Come on.”
“I like the way it makes my meat jiggle.”
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