#unwind
Lev: Feels like you’re being a little harsh.
Miracolina: Thanks, good note. I was going for extremely harsh, I’ll turn it up.
Risa: What’s your blood type?
Cam: How should I know?
Risa: How could you notknow?
Cam: Who am I, Karl Landsteiner, discoverer of blood types?
Miracolina: sorry I was late. I was… doing things.
Lev: [slams open the door, noticeably disheveled]
Lev: SHE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS!
Kirk: I know you sneaked out last night, Connor.
Connor [thinking]: Play dumb!
Connor [out loud]: Who’s Connor?
Lev: Well, when I’m with a girl I like, it’s hard for me to say anything cool or witty. Or at all. I can usually make a few vowel sounds, and then I have to go away.
Connor: It’s not that bad.
Lev: No, it is. I think girls are more interested in a boy who can talk.
Grace: Anyone else feel good when their brain releases a bunch of endorphins
Connor: Unrealistic
Lev: Can’t relate
Hayden: Why would my brain release a bunch of dolphins??
Hayden: Look, just because I’m gay, that doesn’t mean I don’t know how to please a woman.
Hayden: You buy her a dress with pockets.
Bitches be like ‘You’re Mine.’
First of all, I’m on probation. ‘I’ belong to the state.
—Lev Garrity
“They have elevated him on a pedestal, but Cam has come to understand that a pedestal is nothing more than an elegant cage. No walls, no locks, but unless one has wings to fly away, one is trapped. A pedestal is the most insidious prison ever devised”
- UnSouled by Neal Shusterman
“The Akron AWOL in my storm cellar. Can’t be an accident. It was fated, man! Fated!”
“You kicked me in the nuts. That wasn’t fate; it was your foot.”
- UnSouled by Neal Shusterman