There are some weird advertising characters out there. This is one of them: Darigold milk during the mid-1980s was putting Milkwalker, a pint of milk with arms and legs(and rather scary ones at that) and huge soul-gobbling eyes, on its boxes with tips on how to live your life safely. Those knees, man.
I’ve found no origin story, no other record of his being a thing that answers any questions about what Darigold was thinking and how long he was (to them and the schoolchildren who saw him daily) a thing.
Bam: You know, Freud said that 90% of all human behavior is motivated by sexual impulses. But come on, you know, give me some credit. I’d say at least 30% of my behavior is motivated by advertising and the rest by violence in film.
Hayden: For me, it’s 98% getting my dad to love me, 2% chocolate.
