#utapri reiji

Bunk Bed?;

Ai: Why is everyone so obsessed with top or bottom? Honestly, I’d just be excited to have a bunk bed.

Ren:

Ranmaru:

Reiji:

Ren: I’m gonna tell him.

Ranmaru:Don’t you dare.

Looking Sad;

[Ren, Cecil, and Syo are sitting on a bench]

Reiji: Why do you guys look so sad?

Ren: Sit down with us so we can tell you.

[Reiji sits down]

Cecil: …

Syo: The bench is freshly painted.

Souai backstage;

Ren: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me.

Reiji: Okay, but in my defense Kirarin bet me 50 cents I couldn’t drink all that shampoo.

Ren: That’s not what I wanted to- YOU DRANK SHAMPOO?!?!

Kira::3

Y’all it’s Ren’s birthday in JP rn I am screaming.

TO CELEBRATE HERE IS A BUNCH OF INCORRECT QUOTES IN ONE POST, LETS GET IT.

TIME TO CELEBRATE THIS SEXY SAX MAN

Ren Jinguji Birthday Incorrect Quotes compilation:

Syo: I can feel [your self insert/oc] undressing me with their eyes..

Ren: I don’t know dude, they aren’t laughing :))

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Ren: I’m not doing too well

Ren: I have this headache that comes and goes

Tokiya: *doesn’t show up again to rehearsal*

Ren: Oh look there it is again.

If you have seen Utapri Season 1, you will get this reference.

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Masato: You’re stupid.

Ren: *laughing* that’s it?

Masato: Give it time, it’ll eat at you.

[Later]

Ren: Am I stupid?

Tokiya: Yeah, a little.

Ren: Damn him.

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Syo: I’m confused.

Masato: Water’s wet. Ittoki is sunshine. Ren is hot.

Syo: What?

Masato: My sincerest apologies, I thought we were listing the obvious things.

Ren: Did you say I’m hot?

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Masato: If a villain got to you, I’d track them down for the ends of the earth so they would have to face justice for it.

Ren: If you asked, I would kill every person in this room without a second thought.

Ranmaru: *Disturbed, Concered and Confused* You guys know normal couples don’t say these things to each other, right?

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[When Ren loses Syo in the store, to a worker:]

Ren: Have you seen my son?

Ren: Tiny midget, Blonde, Turquoise eyes.

Ren: Quite possibly Gay but we haven’t had the talk yet.

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Ai: If you took a shot for everytime you made a bad decision, how drunk would you be?

Eiichi: Maybe a bit tipsy?

Syo: Sick.

Ranmaru: Drunk.

Reiji:Wasted.

Ren:Dead.

RenandReiji: *points to each other* AYEEEEEEEEEEE

@mikaze-discord*coughs*

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Ren: Do you think I could fit 20 marshmallows in my mouth?

Masato: You are a hazard to society.

Ranmaru: And a coward, do 30.

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Ryuya: Ren, why are you sulking?

Ren: Someone said Pluto isn’t a planet, can you believe the stupidity—

Ryuya: It’s not a planet though—

Ren: You’re dead to me now.

Saotome Ren’s relationship with Ryuya in a bag.

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Syo: CAN YOU GUYS JUST TRY TO SEE MYPERSPECTIVE!

Ren: *gets on knees*

Yamato: *crouches down*

Syo: …

Syo: I will kill you both in your sleep.

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AND WITH THAT CONCLUDES THE COMPLIATION! I HOPE YOU GUYS ENJOYED THESE! THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE SUPPORT AND FOR LOVING REN!

Happy birthday, Ren! Thank you so much for being the light in the dark when I always needed you, and for always being the comfort character I had always needed. I will always always always love you, and at the end of the day I just want you to be happy. I hope you will always find your happiness.

Ren deserves so much, that even I can’t put into words, if you’re someone else who truly loves him, bless your existence.

Happy Valentine’s Day everyone!! I love you all, and your loved ones love you too! Don’t forget to remind them how much you care! See you next time