#utapri ren
The Perks of climbing;
Masato: I know you can climb faster than me.
Ren: So what if I can?
Masato: Why do you always let me win, then?
Ren: You like winning.
Masato: You’re so competitive. What else do you get out of it?
Ren: *easily* I get to see you smile. ;)
Masato: *to Syo* He’s looking at my arse, isn’t he?
Syo: Yup.
Deer? Dear? ;
Ranmaru: How did you two get into an accident?
Masato: Jinguji was driving me home and there was a deer on the road, so I yelled, “Ren, deer!”
Ranmaru: And?
Masato: Tell him what you said, Jinguji.
Ren: …
Ren: I said, “Yes honey?”
Dumb stuff;
Ren: I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff.
Tokiya: I’ve witnessed the dumb stuff.
Natsuki: I recorded the dumb stuff.
Otoya: I heard about the dumb stuff.
Syo&Cecil:We joined you in the dumb stuff.
Masato:I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!
Anytime is a good time for a pickup line;
Masato: *falls down the stairs*
Ren: *catches him* I think you just-
Ren: …
Ren: Fell for me~ *wink wink wink*
Masato: Put. Me. Down.
A Prayer for Hotness;
Tokiya: How hot is it in here?
Masato: 107 degrees..
Ren: *ahem* Every night I prayed for god to make me hotter.
Ren: ..
Ren:THIS ISNT WHAT I MEANT!
Sometimes I think he forgets how hot he already is-///SLAPPED
I have finally decided this blog will become an “Incorrect Ren Jinguji Quotes Page”
Huzzah! I’ll start posting a bunch of my Ren quotes (totally not piling up in my closet Dw) within the week, and Redesigning of the blog, so keep an eye out! You’ll see a somewhat dramatic appearance change.
Thank you guys!!
- Nattie
Alright for those peeps who follow me, I’m considering making a desicion here.
If you don’t follow me Why not at least check some of my Utapri quote shenanigans, you might find something you like~
What would you guys think about me Turning this page into an “Incorrect Ren Jinguji Quotes” page? I think it already has at this point, hes usually all of my quotes. But what about making it official? For our wonderful Rose man, of course. I might even let him out of the closet for interaction if y’all have questions…
Getting into trouble with, Ren Jinguji;
Otoya: Who knew getting into trouble would be so easy to escape from..
Cecil: We have to give you credit, Ren! You make it look so easy!!
Ren: *Grins* Years of practice.
*He’s thinking about all the mischievous things he likes to cause.. I SUPPORT!
Masato: Why would you give a knife to Ittoki?
Ren: Ikki was feeling unsafe.
Otoya: *stabbing things and smiling*
Masato: …
Masato: Now I feel unsafe!
Ren: I’m sorry babe.. Would you like a knife too?
Ranmaru: Where did the idiot, even get the knives?
Ai: *sitting in the corner of the room smiling*
Ai: It was getting a little chummy in here :)))
Dinner with Starish be like;
Masato: The food is too hot to eat right now, I just took it off the stove.
Ren: you’re too hot, and I still eat you~
Masato: *Glaring and blushing*
Ren: *Winks*
Cecil&Otoya: OwO?
Tokiya: *facepalm*
Natsuki: How Kawaii~!
Syo: *screams* One dinner. I JUST. WANT. ONE. DINNER!
I’m sure you guys know the very valid Genshin Craze.
To be very honest, you know, I’m pretty sure there’s a very obvious way to tell when someone has been playing Genshin-
Oh.
Welp it looks like RenMasa has caught the Genshin disease.
Press F to pay respects for Ren. Like ouch. It’s okay babeyyyyy you tried, maybe next time
- [Credit to my waifu’s Masato, and my Ren. This is another of our homemade RenMasa incorrect quotes]
Bunk Bed?;
Ai: Why is everyone so obsessed with top or bottom? Honestly, I’d just be excited to have a bunk bed.
Ren:
Ranmaru:
Reiji:
Ren: I’m gonna tell him.
Ranmaru:Don’t you dare.
Sharing Slushies;
Syo: Why are your tongues purple?
Masato: We had slushies. Jinguji actually managed to convince me to try this.. concoction. I had a blue one.
Ren:*with an eyebrow wiggle* I had a red one.
Syo: oh
Syo:
Syo: OH
Cecil:
Cecil: You drank each other’s slushies??
The end of the Relationship?;
Ren: I just ended a four year relationship.
Tokiya: Oh I’m sorry. Are you okay?
Ren: Hm? Oh yeah, I’m fine. It wasn’t my relationship. :3
Tokiya: What-
*Satsuki and Syo “fighting” on the other side of the room*
Looking Sad;
[Ren, Cecil, and Syo are sitting on a bench]
Reiji: Why do you guys look so sad?
Ren: Sit down with us so we can tell you.
[Reiji sits down]
Cecil: …
Syo: The bench is freshly painted.
Force of Habit;
Masato: Damn it, Jinguji!
Ren: WHAT? IT WASNT ME OKAY, YOUKNOW I CAN PREPARE A FEAST???
Masato: Sorry. force of habit. Dang it, Kurusu!
Syo: It.. it wasn’t me either ;-;
Ren: *pats Syo*
Masato: Oh.. then who set the house on fire..?
Natsuki: *Whistling*
I think you’ve lost something..;
Cop: you’re receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.
Ren: Shit.
Masato: *suddenly confused* ..Wait, three?
Cop: Yeah..??
Otoya: *realizes and screams* OH MY GOD SYO FELL OFF!!
Ren: *looks over at the cliff on the side of the road* OCHIBI-CHAN?!?
Rip Syo, I’m sorry. I really hope Natsuki caught him...
Souai backstage;
Ren: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me.
Reiji: Okay, but in my defense Kirarin bet me 50 cents I couldn’t drink all that shampoo.
Ren: That’s not what I wanted to- YOU DRANK SHAMPOO?!?!
Kira::3
So uh- Monopoly with Otoya being “kidnapped” ??;
Ren: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!
Tokiya: Oh yeah? You’re the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD
Ren: I’m leaving you, and I’M TAKING IKKI WITH ME
Cecil:*picking up the monopoly board* I think we’re gonna stop playing now.
Otoya: *is picked up* I want curry tonight, Ren!
Bricks and Therapy?
Ren: *about Van* How do I politely tell someone I want to hit their face with a brick several times?
Masato: One wishes to acquaint your facial structure with a rigidly edged object fundamentally used in the construction of walls repeatedly.
Ren: *wipes away a tear* That was poetry.
Tokiya: That was a cry for therapy from both of you.
Special combo credit to @tarucheese ✨ of course.
2 Types of boyfriends in Utapri be like;
(Obviously there are more but for the sake of this, indulge me)
Ren: [carrying Masato bridal style and bickering talking calmly with him]
Natsuki: [cheerfully skips past them carrying Syo over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes; Syo is screaming]
Credit to my waifu @tarucheese for making this and I loved it so much I needed to share it on this blog
Y’all it’s Ren’s birthday in JP rn I am screaming.
TO CELEBRATE HERE IS A BUNCH OF INCORRECT QUOTES IN ONE POST, LETS GET IT.
TIME TO CELEBRATE THIS SEXY SAX MAN
Ren Jinguji Birthday Incorrect Quotes compilation:
Syo: I can feel [your self insert/oc] undressing me with their eyes..
Ren: I don’t know dude, they aren’t laughing :))
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Ren: I’m not doing too well
Ren: I have this headache that comes and goes
Tokiya: *doesn’t show up again to rehearsal*
Ren: Oh look there it is again.
If you have seen Utapri Season 1, you will get this reference.
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Masato: You’re stupid.
Ren: *laughing* that’s it?
Masato: Give it time, it’ll eat at you.
[Later]
Ren: Am I stupid?
Tokiya: Yeah, a little.
Ren: Damn him.
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Syo: I’m confused.
Masato: Water’s wet. Ittoki is sunshine. Ren is hot.
Syo: What?
Masato: My sincerest apologies, I thought we were listing the obvious things.
Ren: Did you say I’m hot?
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Masato: If a villain got to you, I’d track them down for the ends of the earth so they would have to face justice for it.
Ren: If you asked, I would kill every person in this room without a second thought.
Ranmaru: *Disturbed, Concered and Confused* You guys know normal couples don’t say these things to each other, right?
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[When Ren loses Syo in the store, to a worker:]
Ren: Have you seen my son?
Ren: Tiny midget, Blonde, Turquoise eyes.
Ren: Quite possibly Gay but we haven’t had the talk yet.
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Ai: If you took a shot for everytime you made a bad decision, how drunk would you be?
Eiichi: Maybe a bit tipsy?
Syo: Sick.
Ranmaru: Drunk.
Reiji:Wasted.
Ren:Dead.
RenandReiji: *points to each other* AYEEEEEEEEEEE
@mikaze-discord*coughs*
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Ren: Do you think I could fit 20 marshmallows in my mouth?
Masato: You are a hazard to society.
Ranmaru: And a coward, do 30.
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Ryuya: Ren, why are you sulking?
Ren: Someone said Pluto isn’t a planet, can you believe the stupidity—
Ryuya: It’s not a planet though—
Ren: You’re dead to me now.
Saotome Ren’s relationship with Ryuya in a bag.
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Syo: CAN YOU GUYS JUST TRY TO SEE MYPERSPECTIVE!
Ren: *gets on knees*
Yamato: *crouches down*
Syo: …
Syo: I will kill you both in your sleep.
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AND WITH THAT CONCLUDES THE COMPLIATION! I HOPE YOU GUYS ENJOYED THESE! THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE SUPPORT AND FOR LOVING REN!
Happy birthday, Ren! Thank you so much for being the light in the dark when I always needed you, and for always being the comfort character I had always needed. I will always always always love you, and at the end of the day I just want you to be happy. I hope you will always find your happiness.
Ren deserves so much, that even I can’t put into words, if you’re someone else who truly loves him, bless your existence.
Happy Valentine’s Day everyone!! I love you all, and your loved ones love you too! Don’t forget to remind them how much you care! See you next time
