#utapri syo
The Perks of climbing;
Masato: I know you can climb faster than me.
Ren: So what if I can?
Masato: Why do you always let me win, then?
Ren: You like winning.
Masato: You’re so competitive. What else do you get out of it?
Ren: *easily* I get to see you smile. ;)
Masato: *to Syo* He’s looking at my arse, isn’t he?
Syo: Yup.
Dumb stuff;
Ren: I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff.
Tokiya: I’ve witnessed the dumb stuff.
Natsuki: I recorded the dumb stuff.
Otoya: I heard about the dumb stuff.
Syo&Cecil:We joined you in the dumb stuff.
Masato:I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!
How to clear suspicion of having a crush, Masato Hijirikawa style;
100% convincing guaranteed!!
(I lied, it didn’t work)
Syo: Masato, are you in love with Ren?
Masato: *sweats* … No
Syo: Then can I ask, why do you draw “R+M” in hearts all over your calligraphy??
Masato: Simple. It’s stands for RidiculousandMeaningless.
Dinner with Starish be like;
Masato: The food is too hot to eat right now, I just took it off the stove.
Ren: you’re too hot, and I still eat you~
Masato: *Glaring and blushing*
Ren: *Winks*
Cecil&Otoya: OwO?
Tokiya: *facepalm*
Natsuki: How Kawaii~!
Syo: *screams* One dinner. I JUST. WANT. ONE. DINNER!
Sharing Slushies;
Syo: Why are your tongues purple?
Masato: We had slushies. Jinguji actually managed to convince me to try this.. concoction. I had a blue one.
Ren:*with an eyebrow wiggle* I had a red one.
Syo: oh
Syo:
Syo: OH
Cecil:
Cecil: You drank each other’s slushies??
The end of the Relationship?;
Ren: I just ended a four year relationship.
Tokiya: Oh I’m sorry. Are you okay?
Ren: Hm? Oh yeah, I’m fine. It wasn’t my relationship. :3
Tokiya: What-
*Satsuki and Syo “fighting” on the other side of the room*
Looking Sad;
[Ren, Cecil, and Syo are sitting on a bench]
Reiji: Why do you guys look so sad?
Ren: Sit down with us so we can tell you.
[Reiji sits down]
Cecil: …
Syo: The bench is freshly painted.
Force of Habit;
Masato: Damn it, Jinguji!
Ren: WHAT? IT WASNT ME OKAY, YOUKNOW I CAN PREPARE A FEAST???
Masato: Sorry. force of habit. Dang it, Kurusu!
Syo: It.. it wasn’t me either ;-;
Ren: *pats Syo*
Masato: Oh.. then who set the house on fire..?
Natsuki: *Whistling*
I think you’ve lost something..;
Cop: you’re receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.
Ren: Shit.
Masato: *suddenly confused* ..Wait, three?
Cop: Yeah..??
Otoya: *realizes and screams* OH MY GOD SYO FELL OFF!!
Ren: *looks over at the cliff on the side of the road* OCHIBI-CHAN?!?
Rip Syo, I’m sorry. I really hope Natsuki caught him...
Y’all it’s Ren’s birthday in JP rn I am screaming.
TO CELEBRATE HERE IS A BUNCH OF INCORRECT QUOTES IN ONE POST, LETS GET IT.
TIME TO CELEBRATE THIS SEXY SAX MAN
Ren Jinguji Birthday Incorrect Quotes compilation:
Syo: I can feel [your self insert/oc] undressing me with their eyes..
Ren: I don’t know dude, they aren’t laughing :))
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Ren: I’m not doing too well
Ren: I have this headache that comes and goes
Tokiya: *doesn’t show up again to rehearsal*
Ren: Oh look there it is again.
If you have seen Utapri Season 1, you will get this reference.
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Masato: You’re stupid.
Ren: *laughing* that’s it?
Masato: Give it time, it’ll eat at you.
[Later]
Ren: Am I stupid?
Tokiya: Yeah, a little.
Ren: Damn him.
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Syo: I’m confused.
Masato: Water’s wet. Ittoki is sunshine. Ren is hot.
Syo: What?
Masato: My sincerest apologies, I thought we were listing the obvious things.
Ren: Did you say I’m hot?
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Masato: If a villain got to you, I’d track them down for the ends of the earth so they would have to face justice for it.
Ren: If you asked, I would kill every person in this room without a second thought.
Ranmaru: *Disturbed, Concered and Confused* You guys know normal couples don’t say these things to each other, right?
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[When Ren loses Syo in the store, to a worker:]
Ren: Have you seen my son?
Ren: Tiny midget, Blonde, Turquoise eyes.
Ren: Quite possibly Gay but we haven’t had the talk yet.
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Ai: If you took a shot for everytime you made a bad decision, how drunk would you be?
Eiichi: Maybe a bit tipsy?
Syo: Sick.
Ranmaru: Drunk.
Reiji:Wasted.
Ren:Dead.
RenandReiji: *points to each other* AYEEEEEEEEEEE
@mikaze-discord*coughs*
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Ren: Do you think I could fit 20 marshmallows in my mouth?
Masato: You are a hazard to society.
Ranmaru: And a coward, do 30.
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Ryuya: Ren, why are you sulking?
Ren: Someone said Pluto isn’t a planet, can you believe the stupidity—
Ryuya: It’s not a planet though—
Ren: You’re dead to me now.
Saotome Ren’s relationship with Ryuya in a bag.
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Syo: CAN YOU GUYS JUST TRY TO SEE MYPERSPECTIVE!
Ren: *gets on knees*
Yamato: *crouches down*
Syo: …
Syo: I will kill you both in your sleep.
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AND WITH THAT CONCLUDES THE COMPLIATION! I HOPE YOU GUYS ENJOYED THESE! THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE SUPPORT AND FOR LOVING REN!
Happy birthday, Ren! Thank you so much for being the light in the dark when I always needed you, and for always being the comfort character I had always needed. I will always always always love you, and at the end of the day I just want you to be happy. I hope you will always find your happiness.
Ren deserves so much, that even I can’t put into words, if you’re someone else who truly loves him, bless your existence.
Happy Valentine’s Day everyone!! I love you all, and your loved ones love you too! Don’t forget to remind them how much you care! See you next time
