#utapri meme
The Perks of climbing;
Masato: I know you can climb faster than me.
Ren: So what if I can?
Masato: Why do you always let me win, then?
Ren: You like winning.
Masato: You’re so competitive. What else do you get out of it?
Ren: *easily* I get to see you smile. ;)
Masato: *to Syo* He’s looking at my arse, isn’t he?
Syo: Yup.
Deer? Dear? ;
Ranmaru: How did you two get into an accident?
Masato: Jinguji was driving me home and there was a deer on the road, so I yelled, “Ren, deer!”
Ranmaru: And?
Masato: Tell him what you said, Jinguji.
Ren: …
Ren: I said, “Yes honey?”
Dumb stuff;
Ren: I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff.
Tokiya: I’ve witnessed the dumb stuff.
Natsuki: I recorded the dumb stuff.
Otoya: I heard about the dumb stuff.
Syo&Cecil:We joined you in the dumb stuff.
Masato:I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!
Anytime is a good time for a pickup line;
Masato: *falls down the stairs*
Ren: *catches him* I think you just-
Ren: …
Ren: Fell for me~ *wink wink wink*
Masato: Put. Me. Down.
A Prayer for Hotness;
Tokiya: How hot is it in here?
Masato: 107 degrees..
Ren: *ahem* Every night I prayed for god to make me hotter.
Ren: ..
Ren:THIS ISNT WHAT I MEANT!
Sometimes I think he forgets how hot he already is-///SLAPPED
Getting into trouble with, Ren Jinguji;
Otoya: Who knew getting into trouble would be so easy to escape from..
Cecil: We have to give you credit, Ren! You make it look so easy!!
Ren: *Grins* Years of practice.
*He’s thinking about all the mischievous things he likes to cause.. I SUPPORT!
Masato: Why would you give a knife to Ittoki?
Ren: Ikki was feeling unsafe.
Otoya: *stabbing things and smiling*
Masato: …
Masato: Now I feel unsafe!
Ren: I’m sorry babe.. Would you like a knife too?
Ranmaru: Where did the idiot, even get the knives?
Ai: *sitting in the corner of the room smiling*
Ai: It was getting a little chummy in here :)))
How to clear suspicion of having a crush, Masato Hijirikawa style;
100% convincing guaranteed!!
(I lied, it didn’t work)
Syo: Masato, are you in love with Ren?
Masato: *sweats* … No
Syo: Then can I ask, why do you draw “R+M” in hearts all over your calligraphy??
Masato: Simple. It’s stands for RidiculousandMeaningless.
Dinner with Starish be like;
Masato: The food is too hot to eat right now, I just took it off the stove.
Ren: you’re too hot, and I still eat you~
Masato: *Glaring and blushing*
Ren: *Winks*
Cecil&Otoya: OwO?
Tokiya: *facepalm*
Natsuki: How Kawaii~!
Syo: *screams* One dinner. I JUST. WANT. ONE. DINNER!
I’m sure you guys know the very valid Genshin Craze.
To be very honest, you know, I’m pretty sure there’s a very obvious way to tell when someone has been playing Genshin-
Oh.
Welp it looks like RenMasa has caught the Genshin disease.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO OUR SPECIAL BANANA FURRY god I love him so much but I’m so poor
WE LOVE YOU RAN-RAN, YOU KING! HAPPY BIRTHDAY ❤️❤️
and Bless you Z, for this wonderful masterpiece
Press F to pay respects for Ren. Like ouch. It’s okay babeyyyyy you tried, maybe next time
- [Credit to my waifu’s Masato, and my Ren. This is another of our homemade RenMasa incorrect quotes]
