#inccorect quotes
Leo: They pionted and laughed at me.
Mikey: Isn’t that what you want? To give people the gift of laughter… and pointing?
Leo: I don’t want people pointing at me. I want people pointing with me.
Raph: Mikey, you’re the one who always says, “It’s not how you look on the outside, it’s what’s on the inside that counts.”
Mikey: I was talking about little things. Like a birthmark or having your face burned off with acid.
Leo: All odd numbers have an ‘e’ in them.
Donnie: Leo, it’s 3am.
Leo:t-h-r-E-E!
Donnie: GO TO SLEEP!
Me, continuing to dance: I think power would corrupt you.
How to clear suspicion of having a crush, Masato Hijirikawa style;
100% convincing guaranteed!!
(I lied, it didn’t work)
Syo: Masato, are you in love with Ren?
Masato: *sweats* … No
Syo: Then can I ask, why do you draw “R+M” in hearts all over your calligraphy??
Masato: Simple. It’s stands for RidiculousandMeaningless.
Looking Sad;
[Ren, Cecil, and Syo are sitting on a bench]
Reiji: Why do you guys look so sad?
Ren: Sit down with us so we can tell you.
[Reiji sits down]
Cecil: …
Syo: The bench is freshly painted.
Souai backstage;
Ren: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me.
Reiji: Okay, but in my defense Kirarin bet me 50 cents I couldn’t drink all that shampoo.
Ren: That’s not what I wanted to- YOU DRANK SHAMPOO?!?!
Kira::3
So uh- Monopoly with Otoya being “kidnapped” ??;
Ren: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!
Tokiya: Oh yeah? You’re the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD
Ren: I’m leaving you, and I’M TAKING IKKI WITH ME
Cecil:*picking up the monopoly board* I think we’re gonna stop playing now.
Otoya: *is picked up* I want curry tonight, Ren!
Tony, gesturing to a new suit he made with Y/N: I’ve done it!
*the suit falls apart*
Tony, to Y/N: What have you done?!
Steve, to Natasha: I don’t need help dating. I’ve been on loads of dates.
Steve, under his breath: I’ve only been on one.
Y/N:What’s the first thing you notice when a man approaches you?
Natasha:The audacity.
Wade:Have you done LSD?
Peter P:Nope.
Wade:God dammit!
Y/N: We are on opposite sides of the tomato- no. I mean-
Natasha: What? You mean coin? Two sides of a coin.
Y/N: Yes, I said that.
Natasha:Crushes are the worst.
Y/N: Yeah. Whenever I’m around mine, I start acting stupid.
Natasha: But you’re always acting stupid.
Y/N: Yeah, don’t think about it too hard.
Natasha:
Tony: I know all the bad things about me.
Tony: I’m just never gonna change them.
Tony:I thought one of you were pregnant because there are weird foods in the fridge.
Y/N: Those are mine. So shut the fuck up.
Natasha, about Clint: At first I wanted to kill him.
Natasha:But now I’m glad I’ve spent the time to get to know him.
Loki:Not evil anymore, I want to be loved.
Loki not even 5 minutes later: Evil again.
Lucifer: what did I tell you about snooping?
Trixie: there should always be a look out.
Lucifer: good! Know go wait in the hall
Feyre:*battling against Hybern soldiers*
Feyre: We are losing too many soldiers! How have you won battles in the past?
Rhysand:*in the midst of fighting* Cassian and I usually create a bigger problem that cancels out our original problem.
Feyre:Like what?
*Tsunami wave approaches in the distance*
Rhysand:Like that.
