the THING about Oluwande is that his competence level is “night manager who has worked in this 24 hour McDonalds for 4 years and knows all possible McDonalds scenarios but outside work his life is not even a little bit together” and the thing about Jim is that their competence is “wildly experienced mechanic who can fix literally anything in the 24 hour McDonalds with a wrench and some duct tape but can’t figure out how to heat up a burger without burning it” and the rest of the crew is “has been working in the 24 hour McDonalds for a maximum of two weeks, and doesn’t know how to do anything”. except Buttons, who is “has worked in this specific 24 hour McDonalds for 15 years, but still causes regular incidents any time he is at the cash register”.
Every so often, like a resurfacing leviathan, a FMA post will drift across my dash, and I see the occasional joke about Havoc running an office betting pool about when the hell Mustang and Hawkeye will just fuck already and give the rest of us five minutes of goddamn peace, please, guys, we’re begging here.
And I realize this is not my fandom and I never post about it but I just want to say that I’m sorry but you’re all wrong.
The Central betting pool is not about when Roy and Riza will finally bang. It’s not even about whether they’re banging already, though that is closer.
The betting pool at Central is as follows: When they are having sex (because they are obviously having sex, everyone has accepted this), do they refer to each other by rank and, if so, is it a kink thing, or have they just legitimately forgotten each other’s names and at this point it’s way too late to ask?
(In a shocking dark horse victory the entire pot eventually goes to Maria Ross.)
steve nancy and will are the partners that kill the spider eddie robin and mike are the partners that hide on top of a table until the spider is killed
i’m collating a list of men who i think would cause brits a similar level of psychic damage that the rhys darby thing has caused nzers if they became international sex symbols
this is what i have so far:
please feel free to chime in with anyone else
Okay but people have definitely thirsted after Michael Sheen due to Good Omens. People have absolutely screamed about James Corden on this site (back when he was on Doctor Who) and the whole of the UK felt dirty, but it was more because we knew he was a complete prick.
Maybe we need a list of criteria? My thinking is:
1. They have to be (or generally have a reputation for being) nice. No secret pricks or right-wingers.
2. They have to be 40+.
3. They have to be a staple of UK TV. Like they’re in every other BBC comedy or host panel shows or do lots of adverts (or all three).
4. They have to look average at best. (Well, okay, TV-average, because that’s different to general average).
5. They have to be comedians known for weird routines.
…..What I’m saying is, I think Rhod Gilbert should be on your list.
Oh my god
You’re right
You’re so right
Rhod Gilbert should be the top of this list
The answer is Neil Buchanan obviously (although as a 4 year old I LOVED HIM apparently)
I feel incredibly lucky to be able to see Luke Newton and Nicola Coughlan playing Colin and Penelope. They have such a perfect chemistry, and they’re delivering so much subtext in every single interaction their characters share.
And isn’t that one of the most beautiful things about Polin itself as a love story? The absolute subtext and hidden symbolism under every single word they utter, every single look they share, every single chance they get to touch each other while spinning around the dance floor. Isn’t one of the most beautiful things about Polin to see, no the denial, but feelings being so rooted to their core and their existence that they tend to overlook them and not be able to analyse them fully?
Isn’t it tragically beautiful for Penelope to love Colin so much and so fervently, and for Colin to love her as desperately as soon as he sorts out his own inner monologue and sees her for the person she is? Isn’t it wonderful to see the heat in Colin’s gaze when he looks into Penelope’s eyes and then call her his dear friend, as if he hadn’t burned for her just by looking at her and contemplating her wit? Isn’t it beautiful, the yearning and the love and the passion and all the resolutions? Isn’t it beautiful that they’re one and everything, the childhood crush and the love epiphany, the star-cross lovers and the happily ever after, the opposites attract and the soulmates? Isn’t it beautiful that their love is as pure as the first snow and as mature as the last ray of sun before the night?
Isn’t it beautiful that we have both Nicola and Luke fleshing them out so well that it feels like utter bliss? I’m so proud of them, and so happy to have them playing Polin.
Your mom finding her friend at a store is like unskippable cutscenes
The fucking worst is that as I get older i completly understand the interest to catch up an unreasonable long time because turns out adults just dont get enough time to hang with friends, so catch up next to the Aldi cheese aisle it is
I wish they would’ve let Jane go buck wild with her magic like Benny gets to. A cookie (or three) summoned from thin air here, a static electricity shock to get Ethan off the couch there. I can see it. She has the energy.
