#1940snico
“yea we gonna get spooky, we, we gonna get sproonky, gonna get spoogie, get spoodles, gonna get spucked up”
- Percy Jackson in October (probably)
Will: *tips cowboy hat* howdy
Piper: *tips savanna hat* g'day
Frank: *tips fedora* m'lady
Hazel: *tips waiter 15% or more* thank you for your service
Will: g'day is short for gay day.
Nico: i hate you
Nico di Angelo is definitely a “can’t sit in chairs gay” and there’s nothing you can do to change my mind
Leo: what if I get kidnapped?
Nico: trust me, they will bring you back.
Will: are you older than Jesus?
Apollo: only slightly
Annabeth: it’s time for plan sparkles!
Frank: plan sparkles ?
Percy: we ran out of letters a long time ago
“You know what they say, ‘37,000th time’s the charm!’”
- Leo Valdez, probably.
Thalia: I may be dumb and have non-coherent logic, and maybe I forgot the word for airport yesterday, but at least I’m not attracted to men.
Magnus: what are you going to do with an art degree?
Alex: make counterfeit money.
okay so how in the world did Percy just not notice that he doesn’t get wet for 12 years? like what about bathes and showers??
[on a date]
Percy: I have a little something that will spice up the night ;) *pulls out wallet*
Annabeth:oh?
Percy: *takes out a packet of Taco Bell hot sauce*
One taught me love:
One taught me patience:
One taught me pain:
can you believe that Thalia created punk culture?
Will: When someone tells you to break a leg in an audition, they are hoping you end up in the cast
Nico: *pushes him off the bed*
Nico: i brought you mur…
Nico:murDER!
Leo:Nico!
Percy: i’m not gay, but you look hot today, bro.
Jason: we’re literally boyfriends
