#dumbass
So I was meeting a friend after I’d been for drinks at a wine bar in sanjou with a girlfriend. I wasn’t drunk or anything but we’d had about two bottles between us. So my other friend - let’s call him K - was coming to pick me up on his motorbike which is an american style so he was waiting for me outside a conbini.
So I’ve ridden bikes before so many times. So I make to sit on the back and the muffler on that bike was much higher up than any other I’ve ridden before. Me being a total clutz my bare leg got completely stuck to the burning hot exhaust pipe (after K had been doing over 100kmp/h just 5 minutes ago). I figured it was nothing so didn’t look at my leg for about ten minutes but then noticed my entire right leg was like shaking violently.
And then I saw the gross giant blister that was already there. Second degree burns woohoo!
This was three days ago and unfortunately I was scared to wash it or do anything for two days but yesterday I literally could walk anymore so I went to the dermatologist.
He said it should heal in two months and probably no scarring but pigmentation that will fade over time. Also there was some damage to minor veins in my leg so that’s why I can’t put any pressure on it (I.e walk properly) without severe pain. I want crutches for the first time in my life haha.
I would upload a picture but it’s too gross.
I doubt you guys wanna see that.
Anyway K has been helping me out- took me to the doctor/ brought me to yakiniku in a taxi (lol that made me feel better) / helping around the house. Unfortunately he’s going to Tokyo on Monday to continue his job hunting interviews but will be back by Tuesday.
Know your bike mufflers, kids!
Oh god I love humping in my diapers
HEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT CAMERA?!
STTTOOPPPPP!
“A pacifier, a big thick diaper and skinny little arms…yeah you’re part of the Small dick club sweetie”
How do I know I’m a chaotic dumbass? Every time I see the word physics I think it’s the word psychics, it’s not a question of how this will be an issue in the future but when
GUESS WHAT YOU GUYS, I JUST FRIED A JOY CON ON AN INSTAGRAM LIVE
okay so how in the world did Percy just not notice that he doesn’t get wet for 12 years? like what about bathes and showers??
Update
Why is Tumblr forcing me to look at all these Vanila (non porn) posts?
What gives Tumblr?
this man unlocked the beast’s cage and walked into it himself after bathing in raw meat juice. i have no sympathy for what happens to him as a result
didn’t those kids crash a Trump rally really fuckin hard? dude. kpop fans have a better track record for winning wars than the DoD. Tucker Carlson might literally die and we’ll have Korean musicians and their fans to thank for it. godspeed, y'all. get him.
Googled this man and all the news outlets are like RIP man but you did ask for this
Story time:
Who defined the concept of “Intelligence?” Humans. This is all perfectly fine—except for the fact—that we didn’t start with kindness or compassion first. The notion was weaponized almost immediately.
I was never a bully myself. I was a BIGbully.
A major part of that equation was being a victim of bullying for a very long time. Plus, I followed the example set by most adults, movies, and shows. We are very cruel to one another, and often worse to ourselves.
You can’t “fix” bullying with more bullying.
Once you make a conscious effort to eliminate abusive vocabulary from your daily use, you’ll readily observe it everywhere in every community. Ground up kinda thing.
So we either have to agree that bullying is excellent, gun violence is happiness, murder is joy, war is love. Or we can slowly unlearn and work at changing our culture of violence.
I won’t force you. All I can do is ask.
What a dumbass no insurance. Truck and trailer cruising 60, Ram truck 85/90 and actually passed a sobriety test
This is what happens when you have Uship transport your bikes to Sturgis. Don’t use stupid people to haul your baby. Yes they put a strap over the seat
Trans women: *have no uteri and no uterine lining to shed*
Trans women: wow my lower abdomen hurts and i haven’t pooped in 3 days must be my period someone pass me some chocolate before i commit homicide uwu
Periods:
Trans women DO have periods, and not just small stomachaches. True, they cannot menstrate, but they experience all of the symptoms (cramps, cravings, irritableness, etc) because just like in cis women, their levels in estrogen drop during this time.
hey I’m a girl who gets her period, i dont get cravings, im not irritable, and i rarely cramp during my period. this doesnt mean i dont have a period, because a period is the shedding of the uterine lining out of the uterus. males do not have a uterus or a vagina. the period is not a stomach ache, a bad mood, or a want for chocolate. your misogyny is showing
I don’t even know why I’m bothering to answer a sexual predator who hides behind radfem rhetoric
But just because you don’t experience the symptoms doesn’t mean they aren’t tied to periods. Their period, just like a cis women, is caused by hormones. They experience all the syptoms of a period for the same reason cis women, a cycle of hormones.
For someone dedicated to pretending trans people are horrible and inhuman, you sure don’t know a lot about us.
among the stars.
summary: a date with spencer among the stars and under the moonlight where your hearts will be bared.
pairing: spencer reid x gn! reader
warnings: none (for once)
genre: cj is in a soft/fluffy mood
word count: 772
author’s note: so i promised jay i would write a fluff piece after my dark emily one, so here it is. based on the song moonlightby dhruv! thank you to @writer-in-theory for being my one and only beta for this and making the header <33 (a sappy a/n is after the fic under my taglist ((: - ignore if you dont wanna see that) also yeah, this is short because i can’t write fluff.
remember that time the goddess athena told 12 yr old percy jackson that his fatal flaw was loving his friends lmao
I’m back.
And I’m not happy about it.
tag yourself: are you political oatmeal dumbass or cop-paranoid dumbass?
NO HELP SOMEONE ASKED WHAT I WAS INTO AND I SAID, “Oh- uh, I donno, like, bdsm and shit, why?” AND HE SAID “Oh I meant like- like do you play instruments or sports or something…” HELP WHO WANTS TO LITERALLY KILL ME