im the no1 fan of crwby’s exploration designs, i said it once, and i’ll say it again, WE WERE ROBBED!!!! - edit: i forgot to say, but that hand doesn’t belong to anybody! i just wanted to draw marrow getting something soft……..
Yang: Soooo, I’m guessing you wanna hear all about our thrilling heroics, eh Jaune?
Jaune:*Dazedly looking into the distance* Huh? Oh, that. No, I’m good.
Nora:*Dramatic gasp* Ren! Something’s wrong with Jaune! Take his temperature!
Ren:*Ignores*
Ruby:Shedoeshave a point, Ren. Jaune was really disappointed after all.
Weiss:*Playfully*Well he isbasically a glorified babysitter.
Yang:It was pretty exciting. Me and Blake were awesome! *Clutches bicep*
Marrow:I was there. It’s true.
Yang:Sound less enthused, why don’t you? *Glares at Marrow*
Blake:*Trying to be the voice of reason* Come on guys, be fair. After dealing with a bunch of small children all day, y’know, when he’s not just directing traffic, Jaune’s probably just tired.
Nora:*Extremely loud and annoying gasp* It is sothe haircut!
Yang:Henh?
*Nora zips over to Jaune, grabs his collar*
Nora:*Cackling* No wonder you’re tired, fearlessleader!
Weiss:*Hand goes over mouth* Oh my.
Ruby: That’s, ahehehehe *breaks off into giggling*
Marrow:Oh what!? How did-who would-how could he *growls* Viiine, why him!?
Vine:*Calmly sitting next to a bemused Harriet* Do I know him any better than you, Marrow?
Marrow:*Whines*
Jaune:Nora! No!
Blake:Or maybe he’s tired because he’s been hooking up with Cassie.
Jaune:Hernameis–
Yang: Pfft, who needs names! You’ve been getting freaky with a MILF on your shift!
Oscar:*To Ren* It’s like this a lot, isn’t it?
Ren:*Suffering* Yes.
*Jaune has a very obvious, very dark hickey*
Yang:So, what was she like?
Ruby:*Stops giggling, appalled and blushing* Yang!
Nora:Ooh, did she ask you to add some sausage to her casserole!?
Weiss:*Embarrassed and blushing a bit, but mostly disgusted* Nora, that’s vile!
Marrow: I need you to teach me your ways, wise and venerated one!
Qrow:*Sighs*I need a drink. *Remembers he quit drinking*Dammit.
Blake:Is she really that good that she’s leaving you so tapped out? *Ignores Ruby’s sputtering*
Jaune:*Completely overwhelmed and embarrassed* G-guys, ch-chill! And I’m not answering any of your questions, they’re all–
Jaune:*Realizes his error*
*Dead fucking silence*
Nora:*Proud and sniffling*You dog.
Yang:Wait,allof them!? That’s like *remembers what Nora told her* six women! And you’re a virgin!
Jaune:*Weakly*Was. I was a virgin. A few weeks ago.
Weiss:*Loses the battle and blushes, both hands cover her mouth now* Oh my.
Ruby:*To herself* I’m an adult, I can handle adult things, including a friend getting intimate with six older women, noIcan’tnowI’mimagingthingsaaaaaaahhhhh!!!!!
Marrow:*In total respect and awe, to Harriet and Vine* I know him. He’s my friend.
Blake:I-I. There are no words.
Yang:*Still can’t believe it* Six! How!?
Jaune:I’m a teenager. Looking at linoleum makes me want to have sex. They’re also really, really fucking hot. And just when I think I’m empty all of a sudden I learn new things. *Eyes glaze over* If anyone ever tells you that six mouths working together isn’t all it’s cracked up to be then clearly they’ve never been sucked or licked by six fucking mouths.
*Silence reigns once more*
Jaune:Welp. That did it. *Opens scroll, puts it to his ear and then winces* Y-yeah, you told me alright. Yes, you win. Yes that means I’ll do the thing. I promise. I-I’m an Arc! It’s embarrassing and kind of weird, but I did give you my word. So, uh, *blushes brightly* yeah, okay, figures. I’ll be over in five.
*Hangs up*
Jaune:Well, gotta go. *Goes quickly*
Marrow:*Into the shocked silence*I’ve never wanted to be somebody else more than I do right now.
*Just after being captured by the Ace-Ops, before they leave*
Jaune:*Struggles* Oh no.
Clover:Is there a problem, citizen?
Jaune: Not really. Just a realization that I’ve had this exact dream before. *Beat* Although usually I’m less clothed and it’s professor Goodwitch as the one doing the capturing.
Clover:*Jaw drops slightly as he briefly loses his composure*
Weiss: Jaune, now is not the time. Also, TMI.
Jaune:It’s the perfect time! We did good, we got arrested and now we’re all bondage bait.
Yang: He does have a point.
Nora: Agreed. Jaune! The professor - is she wearing a leather leotard or the same old?
Jaune: Oh, definitely her usual. Just with a lot more cleavage.
Nora:*Disappointed*Awww.
Yang:Okay,nice.No, wait, dammit, Weiss is right! Now’s not the time!
Jaune:*Ignores her, looks at the disturbed Clover and the equally off put Ace-Ops* So…any chance of making that dream come true?
Clover:*To Vine* Exactly how much trouble would we be in if we just cut them loose?
Vine:You’re asking me?
Clover:*Sigh* I thought so. Alright you, no more talking.
Weiss:Believe me, you’d have better luck gagging him.
Jaune:Don’t give them ideas!
~~Two minutes later~~
Jaune:*Gagged* MMMRRRMM!! GGRRRFFFUHHH! *Glares at Weiss* UURRRRRR!*Jaune stares wide eyed at a smirking Elm, who’d given his butt a squeeze*
Elm:*Winks*
*Doors slam*
Jaune:*Nods to Weiss thankfully*Rrrr-urrfffuur rrr uff fuhmmm muh, brurv uh!
Weiss:I don’t want to know.
Qrow:*Sighs*Dammit, now I’m curious. Whatever. Can’t be that important.
James, Qrow, and Clover are not the only RWBY keychains no longer being stocked, my entire collection is being discontinued. I do NOT have a lot left of these, but backorders will be allowed (except for the fishing one) until TOMORROW (2/17). I also have my Valentine’s sale running until the end of today so if you want to be SURE to get a chibi of mine, I suggest you take advantage of that right now because this is it!
