#actually me

captainbobbin:

Greetings from me, your local trans disaster.

In case any of you guys wanted to be cursed by the sight of my face, here ya are :p

So yeah, I changed my avatar, to this.

Ignore the smirk.

Seasons Greetings!

May you find Joy in Whatever you may celebrate.

From Pandra and I, to you and yours.

dunintentional:

i’m not even the mum friend, i’m like the grandma friend.
evidence:
- falls asleep a lot
- confused about most things
- loves baking for people
- exasperated at the Youths™
- u never really know what i’m on about but i mean well so u smile and nod anyway

fishingcatz:

Trying out the mustache build

sorry for looking so mad I was just thinking about society and the persecution of video game lovers

heathyr:

my toxic trait is that if i am ever inconvenienced emotionally at any time i think oh, i deserve food delivery

me last night: I just want to draw a quick comic. not take it seriously
me @ myself today during work: ok but. hear me out.
me:no
me @ myself: what if we took it seriously

coffyeee:

Person: heyy, wanna ‘Netflix and chill’? *wink wonk*

My asexual ass: *gasps* are we going to binge watch the entire ‘A Series Of Unfortunate Events’ series?!

Person: ..no

Me: Are we watching a different show?

Person: we’re not watching a show

Me: Then what movie are we watching?

Person: We aren’t going to be watching anything

Me: Then why the heck are you asking me if I want to watch Netflix?!

Person: No, I asked if you wanted to ‘Netflix and chill’ not if you wanted to watch Netflix

Me: *confusion*

trophyfemmebimbo:

the femme urge to challenge butches to arm wrestles because it’s hot when they pin you in 5 seconds flat

happy pride month