Does anyone else ever just go—Rowan Whitethorn—in the middle of a thought? Cause that happens to me at least 5 times a day

Rowan: *cool and collected, badass, level-headed* I got this under control.

Aelin: *gets a paper cut* Ouch

Rowan: *panics, crashes into everything in his haste* OMFG ARE YOU OK?! YOU’RE BLEEDING! THAT’S IT, WE’RE GOING TO THE HOSPITAL!

Rowan: Everybody shut up. *picks up phone* Hey, mom.

Lysandra:HIIIIIIIIII!!!!

Aelin: Come back to bed!

Fenrys: Aye! Pass the weed!

Aedion: *blasting out curse words*

Dorian: PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON!

I am a simp for Rowan Whitethorn and I am proud of it

[Aelin and Rowan are glaring at each other]

Lysandra: Do you smell that?

Aedion: *sniffs the air* What?

Lysandra: *points to Aelin and Rowan* The scent of sexual tension is in the air.

Aelin: *gets in Rowan’s face with low hum and a sexy smile*

Rowan: *watches intently*

Aelin: *puts her hand under his chin*

Aelin: *leans into his ear*

Aelin: I think we should have Chinese for dinner.

Aelin: *sits back down*

Rowan: Oh, for the love of-

Rowan: *repeatedly smacks Aelin with a pillow*

Friendly reminder that Rowan Whitethorn is one of the most respectful Sarah J Mass men.

Words can’t describe how much I loved reading about him and how he felt about Aelin. He was full prepared to allow her to marry someone else if it meant saving Terrasen. He respected her decisions despite his feelings towards her. And an honourable mention goes to the gold nightgown scene where he told her they should wait before they truly got involved with each other. Now that’s a real man right there.

Aelin: Aw look, Evangaline drew a cute dog!

Aedion: *joins her by the drawing*

Rowan:

Rowan: *clutching a pencil*

Rowan: Its a dragon.

Dorian is funny; often making jokes which send his friends into fits of laughter. Manon takes note of this, & tries this “humor” thing for herself. 

Manon: *Strides up to Dorian**Deep breath**Loudly sings* “DO YOU WANNA BUILD A SNOWMAN??!!” 

Dorian might have laughed if it were Aelin singing the question, even throw a snowball in her direction, but…the Blackbeak witch is…well…a terrible singer. Frankly, she sounds like a screaming wyvern whenever she tries. 

Dorian: …

Aelin’s court: …

Abraxos: *Responding to Manon**SCREAM*