Currently reading Kingdom of Ash and I am not ok

Does anyone else ever just go—Rowan Whitethorn—in the middle of a thought? Cause that happens to me at least 5 times a day

Rowan: *cool and collected, badass, level-headed* I got this under control.

Aelin: *gets a paper cut* Ouch

Rowan: *panics, crashes into everything in his haste* OMFG ARE YOU OK?! YOU’RE BLEEDING! THAT’S IT, WE’RE GOING TO THE HOSPITAL!

Rowan: Everybody shut up. *picks up phone* Hey, mom.

Lysandra:HIIIIIIIIII!!!!

Aelin: Come back to bed!

Fenrys: Aye! Pass the weed!

Aedion: *blasting out curse words*

Dorian: PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON!

I am a simp for Rowan Whitethorn and I am proud of it

[Aelin and Rowan are glaring at each other]

Lysandra: Do you smell that?

Aedion: *sniffs the air* What?

Lysandra: *points to Aelin and Rowan* The scent of sexual tension is in the air.

Aelin: *gets in Rowan’s face with low hum and a sexy smile*

Rowan: *watches intently*

Aelin: *puts her hand under his chin*

Aelin: *leans into his ear*

Aelin: I think we should have Chinese for dinner.

Aelin: *sits back down*

Rowan: Oh, for the love of-

Rowan: *repeatedly smacks Aelin with a pillow*

Friendly reminder that Rowan Whitethorn is one of the most respectful Sarah J Mass men.

Words can’t describe how much I loved reading about him and how he felt about Aelin. He was full prepared to allow her to marry someone else if it meant saving Terrasen. He respected her decisions despite his feelings towards her. And an honourable mention goes to the gold nightgown scene where he told her they should wait before they truly got involved with each other. Now that’s a real man right there.

Aelin: Aw look, Evangaline drew a cute dog!

Aedion: *joins her by the drawing*

Rowan:

Rowan: *clutching a pencil*

Rowan: Its a dragon.

Throne of Glass Characters and their music taste

This is all just my personal opinion so take this as you will

Dorian: Would love pop music. Like One Direction, Shawn Mendes, the top 40? All his jam. I also think he would be the kinda guy to be constantly singing Tik Tok songs annoying the hell out of his friends.

Rowan: He would love RnB. All the relaxing vibes would help him keep his cool around Aelin. I feel like he would like Khalid a lot and I’m not just saying that because he’s the only RnB artist I know lol.

Aelin: She would definitely listen to Doja Cat and Megan thee Stallion. It’s Girl Boss music and she is the girl boss. I also get the vibe she would enjoy listening to Queen. I don’t know why, but I think it fits her vibe.

Chaol: He would probably listen to Imagine Dragons and Twenty One Pilots. He would also say he hated Dorians music, but would secretly love jamming out to One Direction because lets be honest that shit slaps.

Aedion: Definitely a classic rock guy. Journey, AC/DC, and Van Halen would all be up his ally. Maybe even some Billy Joel. And we all know Aelin would force him to listen to her music so he would secretly have a playlist of the songs he likes.

Lysandra: Harry Styles. Her favourite album would probably be fine line with the self titled album as a close second. She would also enjoy some Coldplay, more than likely their earlier stuff.

Manon: She would listen to Panic at the Disco. Not High Hopes, while she would like it, her favourite era would be I write Sins not Tragedies. Billie Eilish would also be her jam, especially her newer stuff.

Chaol shooting his shot at Celaena