#aka my missing noon post
Shinsou, after a long day of hero training: *collapses on his bed*
Dabi: Hey, kid, eat something.
Shinsou: Thanks, Dad. Didn’t think you’d care.
Dabi: You’re my son, even if I’m a villain and you’re training to be a hero, I’m still going to feed you and care about you, I’m not some monster.
Shinsou: We’ll, I just figured you’d probably kick me out by now because I’m trying to be a hero. How do you not feel like I’m a burden or a safety concern?
Dabi: Because I see a kid who needs someone and I can at least give you a home and food. We’ve already agreed to keep our worlds separated, there’s no safety issue, just me trying to be a good dad.
Shigaraki: I’m mature!
Toga: Wanna go on the merry-go-round at the park with me and Dabi?
Shigaraki, who didn’t have a proper childhood: Fuck yes.
Sigma: You’re just upset I won’t focus on you instead of my work.
Nikolai: No, I’m upset you won’t appreciate how amazing my ass looks in this dress, get it right.
Sigma: Unfortunately, I have a clown boyfriend.
Bram: Why ‘unfortunately’?
*giant bang in the distance*
Sigma: Because whatever that was, it was probably him.
Sero: Mr. Aizawa, my mod broke and I can’t find my spare one!
Aizawa: Spare pieces and mods are in my desk in my room, don’t let my cats out.
Sero: Aren’t we not supposed to have cats on campus?
Aizawa: Aren’t I not supposed to encourage or accommodate students with addictions?
Sero: Fair point. Thank you, I won’t let them out.
Fyodor: It came to my attention that Sigma said Nikolai’s ass is flat.
Sigma: Not this again.
Fyodor: Please, he’s come crying to me every hour for the last two days.
Sigma: God dammit.
Shinsou: Sup, Grandpa!
Endeavor: What?
Shoto: Hello, Father. This is your grandson, Hitoshi, Touya’s son, I brought him home for our study project.
Endeavor: …What?
Shoto: We’ll be in my room studying.
Endeavor, nearly bursting a blood vessel to figure it out: …What?
Roxy: So if Foxy was like a dad to you but Bonnie was your dad and Bonnie was like a dad to me but Foxy was my dad, does that mean we’re brother and sister?
Monty: Yes, now. *tries to drown her with a pool floatie*
Shoto: Hey, nephew.
Shinsou: Hey, uncle.
Aizawa: What?
Shinsou: My dad is his brother.
Shoto: Yeah, my oldest brother is his adoptive dad.
Aizawa: I have uncle and nephew in the same class. I’m not dealing with any family drama, leave it at home. Onto the lesson.
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