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Tommy: *making vague hand motions while reading a book*
Ranboo: … what are you doing?
Tommy: learning sign language so I can insult *everyone*
Tommy: Remember that time you dared me to lick the swing set?
Ranboo: No, I said, “Tommy, don’t lick the swing set,” and you said, “Don’t tell me what to do” and then you licked the swing set.