#tommyinnit mcyt
Tommy: *making vague hand motions while reading a book*
Ranboo: … what are you doing?
Tommy: learning sign language so I can insult *everyone*
Tommy meeting Ranboo: I believe in hate at first sight
Tommy: I have a plan!
Tubbo: Does it involve us getting into trouble?
Tommy: I said I have a plan, not a miracle
Wilbur: Of the nine planets in the solar system, why did I have to get put on the same one as you, Tommy?
Techno, from the other room: THERE ARE EIGHT PLANETS
Wilbur: VIVA LA PLUTO! FUCK YOU!
Tommy: y’know, we’re like brothers!
Wilbur:
Tommy: Wha- are you crying??
Wilbur, crying: No, I’m having an allergic reaction.
Tommy: to what???
Wilbur: to you
Tommy: Hey, I can cook!
Wilbur: Offering people gum is not cooking.
Techno: How petty can you get?
Tommy: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about
Tommy: Remember that time you dared me to lick the swing set?
Ranboo: No, I said, “Tommy, don’t lick the swing set,” and you said, “Don’t tell me what to do” and then you licked the swing set.
Techno: How petty can you get?
Tommy: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about
Dream SMP: The Musical [Trailer #1]
hes here.
More beeduo Stardew au in the “bee duo stardew au” tag!
the man we were waiting for
final panel (tw: fake blood, bloody eye) under the cut
how did a potato cut his face like that
origins smp my beloved
“this ones my favorite,” he added as he gently tucked the flower behind technoblades ear, the one that had the emerald earring that wilbur had found so familiar, “because it means friendship.”
passerine - Chapter 1 - blujamas, thcscus (blujamas) - Video Blogging RPF [Archive of Our Own]
big mans big day
child soldier.
ayo its spiderinnit!
