#tommy dream smp
Tommy meeting Ranboo: I believe in hate at first sight
Wilbur: Of the nine planets in the solar system, why did I have to get put on the same one as you, Tommy?
Techno, from the other room: THERE ARE EIGHT PLANETS
Wilbur: VIVA LA PLUTO! FUCK YOU!
Tubbo: My friend Ranboo wants to become a doctor when he grows up so he can help sick kids.
Tubbo: My friend Tommy wants to be a porcupine so he can stab people with his butt.
Tommy: y’know, we’re like brothers!
Wilbur:
Tommy: Wha- are you crying??
Wilbur, crying: No, I’m having an allergic reaction.
Tommy: to what???
Wilbur: to you
Tommy: Hey, I can cook!
Wilbur: Offering people gum is not cooking.
Techno: How petty can you get?
Tommy: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about
Tommy: Remember that time you dared me to lick the swing set?
Ranboo: No, I said, “Tommy, don’t lick the swing set,” and you said, “Don’t tell me what to do” and then you licked the swing set.
Techno: How petty can you get?
Tommy: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about
Don’t talk to his son ever again
Don’t talk to his son ever again
Keyboards are a pain
You’re a useless child:)
1/??? Because I chose violence✌️
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BRO I WAS LITERALLY JUST TRYING OUT SOME BRUSHES AND THEN BOOM THIS HAPPENS I- anyways c!tommy the troubled and traumatized child
You’re a useless child:)
1/??? Because I chose violence✌️
(Rbs very appreciated!! I also have an insta now it’s @keiisthetiquebutnot so go follow if you want)
Tumblr, you like angst right?
Because I feel like I have a problem with writing angsty storylines