#ranboo dsmp

Wilbur, putting honey in his coffee: Hell yes. Get in that bean juice you sexy sexy bee sauce

Ranboo: do you accept constructive criticism on your sentences?

Ranboo: Making my way downtown, walking fast-

Tubbo:*ahem*

Ranboo: walking a little bit slower so my steps match with Tubbo because he’s short-

amandahontas:

Thank you @incorrect-mcyt-quote-blog for the inspiration for this one! I am so pleased with how this turned out lol

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Tommy: *making vague hand motions while reading a book*

Ranboo: … what are you doing?

Tommy: learning sign language so I can insult *everyone*

Tommy meeting Ranboo: I believe in hate at first sight

Tubbo: I’m gonna go grab a healthy breakfast!

Ranboo: Are those gummy bears wrapped in a fruit roll-up?

Tubbo: Breakfast burrito, but yeah

Ranboo: I pity your dentist

Tubbo: Joke’s on you, I don’t have a dentist!

Ranboo: Now of course, before we begin, I’d like to clarify that we’d be debating only for Luxury Space Communism in general, and not Fully Automated Luxury Gay Space Communism, as is commonly petitioned (in opposition with our historic roots of fully manual poverty-stricken heterosexual terrestrial capitalism)-

Tubbo: My friend Ranboo wants to become a doctor when he grows up so he can help sick kids.

Tubbo: My friend Tommy wants to be a porcupine so he can stab people with his butt.

r/fifthworldproblems

Phil: my son identifies as a small group of words standing together as a conceptual unit, typically forming a component of a clause. Should I be worried or is it just a phrase?

Karl: I accidentally cancelled my subscription to Time, now everything is happening at once

Ranboo: You are stuck in 2nd person and you can’t get out. Help you. Help you. Please. Help you.

Jack Manifold: How combustible is gender fluid?

Wilbur: I just broke the fifth wall, now my audience knows they are also fictional

Ranboo: I like how some instant ramen packs are like, “for better taste, add fresh vegetables and scallions!~ uwu ~ ”

Ranboo: I’m eating ramen at 3am, I’m here because I DONT HAVE ANY FRESH VEGETABLES OR SANITY

Michael:Fuck.

Ranboo: *gasp* Where did you learn that??

Tubbo: Yeah, where the fuck did you learn that?

Tommy: Remember that time you dared me to lick the swing set?

Ranboo: No, I said, “Tommy, don’t lick the swing set,” and you said, “Don’t tell me what to do” and then you licked the swing set.

Tubbo:Every time I have a conversation with you I waste hours of my life. You’re just too interesting.

Ranboo: Well I can stop being interesting, watch this

Ranboo:*freezes*

Tubbo:

Ranboo:

Tubbo:Well now I have to stay here and see how long you can keep this up

DSMP Hogwarts au :]

questioning-duck:

Sam say that it’s Dream’s fault that Ranboo died.

We all know that it’s Sam’s fault that Ranboo died.

But deep down we all see the hidden truth.

It’s George’s fault, because he slept through the election.

pinkinink:

Orbit

Orbit: Molecules

(yeee)

(8th of November and 20th of November)

tadbites:

DSMP + TMA - The Stranger

Rnab

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Also for anyone who is curious:

Front middle - c!ranboo

Left - Ghostboo

Right - Ran (from tftsmp)

Back middle - Enderwalk ranboo

clingyduoapologist:

someone send help

Drawing this made me sad

Merry Christmas @stimmingandstruggling ! I was your secret Santa for @mcytblrsecretsanta . I hope you like it :>

The boo

(Digital version available on my redbubble)

No idea what this trio is called, but I vibe with them

✨Ran-beanie✨

Congrats Ranboo for being the #1 most subbed streamer on twitch!

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i’m so proud of him :) i love that he’s donating all the money from subs to the trevor project!

they deserve a nap I think

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