#ranboo dream smp

I learned how to do an illusion painting on tiktok and tried it on ranboo… minimal amounts of success there but the OG square one looks great

Dissolve

Some things never change…

I think you interrupted them

pisscow tubbo my beloved

Imagine Ranboo being a full enderman, just with vitiligo and a big backstory

the beloved :]

Wilbur, putting honey in his coffee: Hell yes. Get in that bean juice you sexy sexy bee sauce

Ranboo: do you accept constructive criticism on your sentences?

Ranboo: Making my way downtown, walking fast-

Tubbo:*ahem*

Ranboo: walking a little bit slower so my steps match with Tubbo because he’s short-

Tommy: *making vague hand motions while reading a book*

Ranboo: … what are you doing?

Tommy: learning sign language so I can insult *everyone*

Tommy meeting Ranboo: I believe in hate at first sight

Tubbo: I’m gonna go grab a healthy breakfast!

Ranboo: Are those gummy bears wrapped in a fruit roll-up?

Tubbo: Breakfast burrito, but yeah

Ranboo: I pity your dentist

Tubbo: Joke’s on you, I don’t have a dentist!

Ranboo: Now of course, before we begin, I’d like to clarify that we’d be debating only for Luxury Space Communism in general, and not Fully Automated Luxury Gay Space Communism, as is commonly petitioned (in opposition with our historic roots of fully manual poverty-stricken heterosexual terrestrial capitalism)-

Ranboo: I like how some instant ramen packs are like, “for better taste, add fresh vegetables and scallions!~ uwu ~ ”

Ranboo: I’m eating ramen at 3am, I’m here because I DONT HAVE ANY FRESH VEGETABLES OR SANITY

Michael:Fuck.

Ranboo: *gasp* Where did you learn that??

Tubbo: Yeah, where the fuck did you learn that?

Tommy: Remember that time you dared me to lick the swing set?

Ranboo: No, I said, “Tommy, don’t lick the swing set,” and you said, “Don’t tell me what to do” and then you licked the swing set.

Tubbo:Every time I have a conversation with you I waste hours of my life. You’re just too interesting.

Ranboo: Well I can stop being interesting, watch this

Ranboo:*freezes*

Tubbo:

Ranboo:

Tubbo:Well now I have to stay here and see how long you can keep this up

cue vine boom

I made a The Walten Files X Dsmp AU because I don’t know what sanity is. It’s called the soot files.

//TW// for disturbing images, scary shit, death, and yeah. Just creepy stuff.

More info on the AU on the bottom of the drawings

People in the AU:

Jack Walten - Wilbur soot craft

Rosemary Walten - Puffy Kranken (not in a relationship with Wilbur she just helps Wilbur take care of Benchtrio)

Edward Walten - Tommy soot craft

Molly Walten - Tubbo [last name unknown]

Sophie Walten - Ranboo [last name unknown]

Felix Kranken - Schlatt Kranken

Susan Woodings - Niki Woodings

Jenny Letterson - Purpled Letterson (Ranboo’s best friend)

[other characters will remain anonymous until I figure out more about them]

About the AU in actually detail:

Basically Wilbur & Tommy soot craft are the sons of Kirstin soot & Philza craft. Both of them sadly passed away in a tragic car accident, which resulted in Wilbur, who had just turned 18 at the time, to have to take care of his younger brother Tommy, 1 at the time, while also trying his best to get through college.

In college he meets Schlatt Kranken (listen I didn’t fucking know what other last name to give him so it’s staying the fucking SAME-) who shared his dream of opening a food chain with musical animatronics because why the fuck not

After they become close friends Schlatt introduces Wilbur to his older sister, Puffy, a 32 year old woman who worked as a therapist.

Everything was all well and good. Years go by, Wilbur & Schlatt start their bunny smiles business and Wilbur also adopts two random street kids who become best friends with tommy named Ranboo & Tubbo.

Then on the night of May 2nd Wilbur (24) calls schlatt (24) and asks him to take Tommy (7) & Tubbo (8) to a school event because he had work to do and Puffy (38) was busy taking care of Ranboo (10) who was sick.

Schlatt was in a silly goofy mood, got wasted at the event, and so when they were on their way back he crashed the car and buried the kids in a panic. (Then Wilbur mysteriously went missing a few days after )

That’s basically the start of this au.

Now that was a lot of damage

Hc that Tubbo let his hair grow over his eyes so Ranboo would feel more comfortable around him. He had to cut it for his job in Las Nevadas though. (It’s okay. Ranboo doesn’t mind.)

Thank you.

I’m scared of lore

Lorephobia

Fear of lore

I’m terrified